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screenshot of Twitter post by @HiraoRyo with the translated from Japanese text: "A type of armor craftsman who collects and creates damage data for survivors" and an image of a girl wearing fantasy bikini armor and a cloak as a short lalafel type girl holding a scroll showing a body with damage to arms and breast area looks on at her creation, the Japanese text reads: "生還者の損傷データを集めて作るタイプの防具職人"

So that explains it...

Magnets

panel from newspaper comic strip "9 Chickweed Lane" of a blonde white woman in a striped red and white bikini swimming with her body shaped like a Tetris block (legs making a right angle with torso making a right angle with head and arms)

TFW you're rotating your Tetris block trying to find a place to fit it

wallpaper/screenshot of ad break image from anime Ex-Arm (illustration from the Manga) of a red haired anime girl in a yellow sundress and white labcoat lying on the floor with her legs bunched up but splayed outward at the knees, and a blonde woman in a grey suit and black mini skirt outfit with stockings and black heels lying next to her in a boobs and butt pose

Declaring war on all boobs and butt poses

parody comic book cover that says "SPUD comics group" with a white peace symbol under and the number 47, the background is pink with a white peace symbol and a pink figure with a smiley face and little pink bow and a peace symbol on her chest standing in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and butt parody submission

screenshot of "State of Survival Official" twitter account tweet reading "Collect, build, find other survivors! How long can you last in this ZOMBIE world?" with the image of a sniper crossairs looking at the butt of a woman in short shorts

Lifehack: target the butt to survive in a zombie world

page from PC Accelerator Magazine pretending to be an excerpt from a woman's magazine (Cosmopolitan) with a poll at the top left of the page about how men react if they see their girlfriend and sister kissing, a fake article on the bottom left about the benefits of letting men cheat, and a fake article on the right about ways to tell if a man wants a woman (full transcription in post body)

This Gaming Mag's 1 weird trick to get your girlfriend to do what you want!

Update on the infamous Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya leg swap!

letter from Playstation Pro Magazine (cut and pasted for easier reading) from a woman asking for help with her husband having a gaming addiction and the editors responding by saying it's her fault for looking unattractive and to leave her husband alone

The Worst Letter Response Ever

Letter by "Christian" to Computer Gaming World August 2003, text reads: "Sexy time!" In the June issue, someone said, "I am tired of opening a magazine (even a computer gaming magazine) and seeing pictures of real/fake scantly clad women." Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't pictures of "standilty clad women" the whole point of a computer gaming magazine?"

Who even reads computer gaming magazines for info about computer gaming amirite?

panel from Birds of Prey vol. 1 #3 with black canary in a boobs and butt swivel punch post while jumping through some enemies

Boobs and Butts of Prey

anime still of green haired woman in a dark bedroom sitting down with very very very stick thin legs

When you get to the legs and run out of ink

cover image of peregrine: wings of the falcon with the heroine in boob window armor flying at an angle at the camera and her hips and pelvis and leg are wonky and plasticine

Fly to close to the sun and get your body melted

ad from smartfeed with clickbait of a house and of 3 illustrated "viking" women with big butts sticking up lifted above their backs as they watch an army with the caption "If You're Over 40 - this game is a must! Sponsored: Vikings"

Vikings like big... bows and cannot lie

manga panel of elf robot girl stopping a truck with her breasts and saying they are the "ultimate armor" "both flexible and durable"

Boobs: The Ultimate Defense

Escher Girls says Black Lives Matter

High Pitched Boobs of Fury now with full audio!

Top 10 anime boobflails

cover page of "A Game Geek's Guide to Getting Girls" piece in PC Accelerator Magazine

Guaranteed to get a female into your bag

cover page of PC Zone "How to Get your Girlfriend into Games" piece

Totally true gender science from PC Zone

letter of the month in pc gaming world magazine that defends scantily clad women in video games as a classical artistic choice to depict the intensity of the hero's struggle

Boob armor is important to show the struggle of the hero, but only for the women

tweet from Dragon Raja account with a picture of a cgi woman's legs and skirt and her back with a slider that goes from "thin" to "sexy" and says "customize your warrior"

On a scale from thin to sexy how would you rate our service

fake advertisement in gaming magazine for "Age of Consent II" mocked up to look like "Age of Empires II" game cover but with Natalie Portman, Katie Holmes, and Britney Spears on the cover and text about having sex with teenage girls

I have no words and I must scream

promotional ad for Transformers WindBlade posable figure, unpainted prototype, in a boobs and butt running pose, Windblade re-designed in a sexier less robotic anime girl design

The Boobs and Bots pose

still from promotional video of the Bachelor showing blonde woman in blue dress running into battle with her single-shoulder dress, her hand gripping the sword with her index finger above the guard, pressed against the blade

The Lord of the Wedding Ring?

Screengrab of an article with the headline "Young, slim, sensual and happy; that's what women are like, according to ads", photo displayed is of a heavily photoshopped woman in a bikini and in a boobs and butt pose, leaning in the water

Snake women, or snomen, control our photoshop at the highest levels

hair brush ad with a woman with very shiny hair, the hair is photoshopped to spread down diagonally across the page as if it's flowing down her back, if her back were horizontal across like a horse

Great hair, don't care (about being turned into a horse)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all from Ami, Tess and Nicky!

A little tip from @ scayzel on Twitter

mauesartetc: Let’s hope Jynx’s

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