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ad for "raid shadow legends" that shows a hyper real fake-cgi, possibly ai generated, woman from the back looking out at a valley, she is standing stock straight up with long brown hair, and tiny arms and a tiny waist almost the size of her neck, wide hips and butt and legs that are distant from her crotch so she has a thigh gap, her head may also be too high over her shoulders

Like a Barbie Mixed with Gumby

Raid: Shadow Legends

photo from cyber security conference showing Paloalto's sign that says "Cyberrisk Collaborative Happy Hour" and 2 women made to look like manniquins wearing dresses and pearl necklaces, they have branded lampshades on their heads and pose like sexy lamps

Real Life WTF Clothing

youtube ad for a video by a Japanese channel about using VRChat with mocopi, the video preview shows an illustrated woman with glasses and a giant chest that's 3x larger than her head coming out of her chest and upper stomach and is tilting upwards

Actually a Very Clever Ad

preview image of Gantz pvc statue of Reika X showing her (black haired pale skin anime girl in a skintight black jumpsuit with a tight black straps over her breasts and up her butt in a tight outer thong) standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience and pushing her breasts up and out with her back bent over 90 degrees while she holds a shotgun over her head

TFW your gun is too heavy and breaking your body in half

cover of X-Terminators vol. 2 #3 by Marvel Comics showing X-23 Wolverine at the front flanked by Jubilee and Captain Marvel behind her, her legs are crossed in fron tof her but there is a thigh gap between them

Thicc Thigh Gaps Save Lives?

screenshot of wild childz website that has the various Wild Childz anthro animal girls with a panda with blonde hair, a leopard with black hair, a cheetah with brown hair, and a zebra girl with black around her nose and mouth with bright red lips, there is also a male wild cat character who does not have the noodle body that the women have

Wild Childz analysis (reblogged from Tumblr)

Sid Story card art of Agatha Christie depicting her as a cute anime girl with brown hair in a loose white men's button up shirt wearing no pants and sitting on a pile of books while writing in a notebook

More WTF Sid Story waifuizations

promo still from Dolphin Wave video showing a tan anime girl with purple hair in a black wetsuit suit in a boobs and butt pose with a pale skinned blonde anime girl also in a black wetsuit in a slight boobs and butt pose

TFW the ad tells you nothing about the game

screenshot of Twitter post by @HiraoRyo with the translated from Japanese text: "A type of armor craftsman who collects and creates damage data for survivors" and an image of a girl wearing fantasy bikini armor and a cloak as a short lalafel type girl holding a scroll showing a body with damage to arms and breast area looks on at her creation, the Japanese text reads: "生還者の損傷データを集めて作るタイプの防具職人"

So that explains it...

animated gif of video from Lost Ark showing a female character walking away from a male character with an extremely exagerrated hip sway

Magnets

panel from newspaper comic strip "9 Chickweed Lane" of a blonde white woman in a striped red and white bikini swimming with her body shaped like a Tetris block (legs making a right angle with torso making a right angle with head and arms)

TFW you're rotating your Tetris block trying to find a place to fit it

wallpaper/screenshot of ad break image from anime Ex-Arm (illustration from the Manga) of a red haired anime girl in a yellow sundress and white labcoat lying on the floor with her legs bunched up but splayed outward at the knees, and a blonde woman in a grey suit and black mini skirt outfit with stockings and black heels lying next to her in a boobs and butt pose

Declaring war on all boobs and butt poses

parody comic book cover that says "SPUD comics group" with a white peace symbol under and the number 47, the background is pink with a white peace symbol and a pink figure with a smiley face and little pink bow and a peace symbol on her chest standing in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and butt parody submission

screenshot of "State of Survival Official" twitter account tweet reading "Collect, build, find other survivors! How long can you last in this ZOMBIE world?" with the image of a sniper crossairs looking at the butt of a woman in short shorts

Lifehack: target the butt to survive in a zombie world

page from PC Accelerator Magazine pretending to be an excerpt from a woman's magazine (Cosmopolitan) with a poll at the top left of the page about how men react if they see their girlfriend and sister kissing, a fake article on the bottom left about the benefits of letting men cheat, and a fake article on the right about ways to tell if a man wants a woman (full transcription in post body)

This Gaming Mag's 1 weird trick to get your girlfriend to do what you want!

animated gif of an anime girl's legs walking away from a guy with the text "I really didn't want to consider this, but..." and she turns around, pivoting on her right leg but her legs don't switch positions when she turns around, instead her right leg turns into her left leg and her left into her right

Update on the infamous Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya leg swap!

letter from Playstation Pro Magazine (cut and pasted for easier reading) from a woman asking for help with her husband having a gaming addiction and the editors responding by saying it's her fault for looking unattractive and to leave her husband alone

The Worst Letter Response Ever

Letter by "Christian" to Computer Gaming World August 2003, text reads: "Sexy time!" In the June issue, someone said, "I am tired of opening a magazine (even a computer gaming magazine) and seeing pictures of real/fake scantly clad women." Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't pictures of "standilty clad women" the whole point of a computer gaming magazine?"

Who even reads computer gaming magazines for info about computer gaming amirite?

panel from Birds of Prey vol. 1 #3 with black canary in a boobs and butt swivel punch post while jumping through some enemies

Boobs and Butts of Prey

anime still of green haired woman in a dark bedroom sitting down with very very very stick thin legs

When you get to the legs and run out of ink

cover image of peregrine: wings of the falcon with the heroine in boob window armor flying at an angle at the camera and her hips and pelvis and leg are wonky and plasticine

Fly to close to the sun and get your body melted

ad from smartfeed with clickbait of a house and of 3 illustrated "viking" women with big butts sticking up lifted above their backs as they watch an army with the caption "If You're Over 40 - this game is a must! Sponsored: Vikings"

Vikings like big... bows and cannot lie

manga panel of elf robot girl stopping a truck with her breasts and saying they are the "ultimate armor" "both flexible and durable"

Boobs: The Ultimate Defense

Escher Girls says Black Lives Matter

anime girl dodging a bullet by bending backwards, her breasts waving in the bullet time slo mo dodging the bullet like in the Matrix but booby

High Pitched Boobs of Fury now with full audio!

anime girl in green sweater with her breasts flopping up and down

Top 10 anime boobflails

cover page of "A Game Geek's Guide to Getting Girls" piece in PC Accelerator Magazine

Guaranteed to get a female into your bag

cover page of PC Zone "How to Get your Girlfriend into Games" piece

Totally true gender science from PC Zone

letter of the month in pc gaming world magazine that defends scantily clad women in video games as a classical artistic choice to depict the intensity of the hero's struggle

Boob armor is important to show the struggle of the hero, but only for the women

tweet from Dragon Raja account with a picture of a cgi woman's legs and skirt and her back with a slider that goes from "thin" to "sexy" and says "customize your warrior"

On a scale from thin to sexy how would you rate our service

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