So from what I can gather, Vampirella's left leg fell off and she's trying to act nonchalant about it and Purgatori finds this so extremely hot she's orgasming to the thought.
Poor Vampirella. I think she's been fasting for too long and desperately needs blood. D:
(Variant cover of Vampirella vol. 5 #17, Dynamite Comics)
I assume Stecky is the name of the brand of macaroni that she's clearly turning into?
(Panel from X-Force vol. 1 #43, Marvel Comics)
Lifehack: When you run out of hand cranks, you can ask a faerie to bend herself at right angles as a quick replacement.
(Cover of Soulfire: Collected Edition, Aspen Comics, submitted by anonymous)
I saw this cover and had to see what Carol's butt and legs looked like without the barcode blocking it and it's not much better. If anything the barcode blocking the rest of her just focuses us more on her butt and how dislocated it is from her body.
My friend saw this cover and remarked facetiously "And they let you sell that to anyone? Without a bag over it?" because at a glance it looks very much like something else is going on.