cover of PLAY magazine #45 showing a girl in a tight orange dress that hugs her breasts and encases them separately, where her breasts look like water balloons and have seemingly no support, she is standing with her hip thrust out and the viewpoint is looking up at her breasts, behind her a person with a tight outfit around their pecs/breasts with white hair stands holding a sword, the magazine advertises for a game named "Magna Carta"

April 2024 Caption Contest winners!

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the April caption contest!

We didn't have as many entries this month, so I'm just going to pick a winner and a runner up and an honorable mention. 

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.)  The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun.  

Anyway here are the entries!

Disqus:

GreenLuthor: New from Milton Bradley, it's Escher Girls Twister! Right hand red! Left hip yellow! Right boob blue!

Imry: Guy in the back: And I twist my spine like this? Is that how you do a boobs and butt pose?

Gal in front: Hmm... nope, not working. You really gotta have boobs to do the pose. If you want a ridiculous fighting stance, try something like this?

Imry: Character: Reith, Special Attack: pulling those Looney Tunes round bombs out of her bra and throwing them

P J Evans: Are those boobs, or is she smuggling lemons? Because boobs are *definitely* not shaped like that.

P J Evans: Magna Cuppa: Tears of Pain (Because those boobs need more support)

Tumblr:

chaoscheebs: The moment she saw her dullahan friend's head starting to fall off in shock from the surprise attack, the lady in white jumped to block the attack aimed at her precious friend.

Unfortunately, the angle she had to work from was a little awkward, but that's how battle goes sometimes.  As long as they were safe, it didn't matter anyway.

chasedbybuildings: 'Listen to me or I'll pop her boob!'

elkian: The magician seamlessly divided not only her assistant, but also *herself* into dozens of pieces. Unfortunately, the reassembly was a *little* less professional...

haveievermentioned: "Why did we camp under the orange tree again?"

zombiemollusk: "i don't care if they're the same color, you're supposed to hide the melons UNDER your shirt, not glue them over it." "hey, if it works, it works." "it doesn't work! look, here, let me just cut them off myself and show you how-" "no, back off! stop that! cut it ou- wait actually don't do that- augh, quit it!"

The honorable mention goes to: GreenLuthor "New from Milton Bradley, it's Escher Girls Twister! Right hand red! Left hip yellow! Right boob blue!"

The runner-up is... elkian "The magician seamlessly divided not only her assistant, but also *herself* into dozens of pieces. Unfortunately, the reassembly was a *little* less professional..."

And the winner is... chasedbybuildings "'Listen to me or I'll pop her boob!'" which instantly made me laugh when i saw it.

Congratulations to the winners and also thank you so much to everybody who participated!

Please stay tuned for a new caption contest in May!

If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like.  If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference...  I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list.  It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)

If either the winner or the runner up don't claim a prize, then the honorable mention gets a prize if they want one.

The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Latte Stand Tycoon +, Mythic Ocean, Rage in Peace, Riot: Civil Unrest, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten Kings, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, The Hong Kong Massacre, Trifox, and Uncertain: Light At The End.