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panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing a suited man holding the chin up of a blonde very pregnant woman with her back arched and butt thrust back and stomach and breasts hanging forward, he says "<This is your ultimate rite of passage, your final sacrifice to your cause. The baby dragon will after all, need to feed-->"

Nothing Works That Way

pregnancy doesn't work that way

long screenshot from langrisser mobile showing 2 anime girls (one with short blonde hair and the other with long light blonde hair) lying across each other (kind of 69) in flowery dresses, one has her breasts pressed under the breasts of the other, they are a tangle of legs and boobs and limbs though nobody looks too twisted

Two Girls, One Pole, Some Glue

panel from X-Men: Kingbreaker 4 showing Deathbird slashing at Lilandra, Deathbird is in a boobs and butt pose with her butt sticking out behind her back very awkwardly as her chest turns to us

Deathbird Boobs and Butt

boobs and butt pose

ad for League of Angels showing an animated gif of a purple haired pale skinned girl standing with her back and shoulder tilted towards us and her breast coming out from under her shoulder, it is pulsating and glowing

Angels Breathe Through Their Boobs

league of angels

cover of DV8 vol 1 #29 from Wildstorm showing 3 very badl drawn cartoon women standing in front of congress, the main one in the front is a blonde woman with metalic skintight outfit with boobsocks and angry look on her face and arms out to the side, she's lying forward into us and looks huge, 2 other owmen in weird poses are behing her, the foreshortening is all off making them look like they're falling over and their legs are shrinking, there's another woman behind them

DV80085

boobs don't work that way

ad for Omniheroes mobile game that says "3x 999 frree summons guarateed" showing a purple haired woman with long purple hair and a bandage over one eye in a white nighti attached to her neck by strings, it's V shaped and goes down the sides of her breasts showing cleavage and nipples through it, she has large wide hips that come out of around her navel and is coming out of a treasure chest

Free Summons Guaranteed, Physics Not Guaranteed

panel from Black Widow vol. 2 #1 showing yelena belova (blonde black widow) in a black crop top suit and pants, she's lying on the ground in a boobs and butt pose

Superheroine Rule #1 - Always Die Sexy

sexualized in defeat

panel of black widow vol. 2 #3 showing black widow lying on the ground holding her hands to her head, her outfit is painted on to show her muscles and her breasts flopping to the side, both nipples and areola are visible, it's clearly painted on herm legs are pressed together

Taking "painted on clothing" literally

spraypaint clothes

panel from Elektra vol. 3 #24 showing Elektra as a stripper with floating feathers covering her nipples , she has a string thong and bills on her waist, she's stabbing two men with sais, her chest and breasts are tilted 90 degrees to her torso coming out of her armpit

When pillow fights go wrong.

panel from Black Widow vol. 4 #7 showing Black Widow jumping backwards with her chest showing over her head (and cleavage as her suit is open in a V) and her legs behind her and she's shooting over her shoulder with her arm, she looks like a reverse spider

Like A Upside-Down Spider

Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff

panel from Jade #4 showing a blonde girl with a child face and glowing eyes with metal on her body, her head is a little offset over her shoulder, she has a tiny thin arm reaching out and then under her armpit on the side of her body is a giant round breast the size of her head wrapped in a red cape, another hand is behind her breast, the caption says "it's what humans do, their tragedy and their miracle. in any case, she can't harm us now."

What

runaway breasts

page from Jungle Comics vol 3 #13 showing a white woman in a jaguar skin hat over her eyes, and a jagquid skin bikini barely covering the tops of her breasts and thong barely covering her vagina, she is swinging with her legs spread wide open and a weird suctioned indent right above her crotch, the text box says "I am almost there. I grow anxious. I do not often get to go home because of my responsibilities as a Jungle Mother. My visit will be bittersweet, as I am the harbinger of disturbing news."

Traced from the other kind of "swinging"

traced from porn

panel from zero hour 30th anniversary special showing Barbara Gordon as Batgirl in a panel talking to Bruce, her head is tilted up to the panel and her breasts are in the centre of the panel and huge and separately lifted and encased in her suit, they look like they're sliding off her chest

What Is Happening To Anybody In This Comic

bizarre anatomy

large promo art from Transformers Online of Crimson Phantom, a blue and white robot standing with her "butt" facing us and spike heels built into her feet, she's tilting her "chest" at us to show an orange "boob" facing us

The Circular Sourcing Saga of Crimson Phantom

cover of Avengelyne Bad Blood #0 showing Avengelyne in her black crucifix top with big poofed out ponytail and holding a sword over her shoulder and leaning against a wall, her hips are tiny and her legs stuck together pushing forward, her breasts and nipples are very visible through her electrical tape top and her breasts are magically floating despite no support

TFW You Lose Interest After Drawing Boobs

panel from "space force: stormy daniels omnibus" showing a woman clad in a tight blue space suit hugging both buttcheeks separately and her boob that is seemingly floating with no support,she's in a helmet and she's turning pointing her butt at a robot and shooting at it with a gun

Sexy Toothpaste?

stuck in quicksand

cover of War Goddess #12 showing Pandora/War Goddess (white woman with black hair wearing a tiara helmet and a bronze bustier and brown pants) jumping down holding a knife in her arm and with a wide open mouth, her breasts are pushed up to her neck in her bustier like little balloons and her legs are tucked in and tiny, her right leg is missing at the knee, there are 2 black gloved hands below her

She really hates black gloves

youtube ad for "Human Psych Engineering" that says "HOW TO GET ANYONE" with an AI generated realistic looking woman with blonde hair, she's holding two hands up with finger guns in the air but also she has 6 fingers in each hand, she's wearing a grey sweater top with a boob window and ehr breasts are showing but they look like two detached spheres, the text says "These 2 principles work for men on women, sponsored HumanPsychEngineering"

"Get" Anyone... Before They Can Escape

an ad for "Kansen x Shoujo" mobile game that shows an anime woman with 4 breasts pushed together (they look like buns) in a top that has a boob hole showing the bottoms of her top breasts and the top of her bottom breasts with 4 nipple bumps showing through the fabric on the top and bottom, she is standing with long legs about 3x her torso and there's a close up showing her boob hole and an angry look on her face

Well, that's... new

boobs don't work that way

cover of Riptide #2 for Image Comics showing Riptide (white woman with big white hair) looking forward her mouth open in an O and her eyes white, she's holding her hands up on either side of her face, they kind of look like wings coming out of her head, and her breasts which are larger than her head are below her as perfect anti-gravity spheres with her outfit painted on top

TFW You Ponder The Orbs

boobs don't work that way

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Return To Wonderland #1 showing a white woman drawn realistic style with brown hair up in a long high ponytail, she is coming out of the mirror wearing a tight strapless bustier that barely covers the front of her breasts showing cleavage as she leans towards the viewer, she's wearing tight leather leggings with her legs spread wide, one leg in the mirror behind her, she's holding an axe behind and there's a frog freaking out under her crotch area

The Frog Wants Out Of This Cover

Grimm Fairy Tales

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #98 showing Artemis (in the Wonder Woman costume) rushing towards the audience viewpoint with her breasts facing us (barely covered by the WW top) and her legs as little stubs below her seeming to come out from her ribs as she yells with her arms outward at the elbows

Wonder Woman & Artemis' Mystery Legs

screenshot of Tumblr search for "fencing" showing an inserted ad from Echocalypse mobile game showing a white haired anime girl with giant torpedo breasts shooting out of her breasts encased in separately wrapped lace cloth and then held up by chains attached to her bo staff that is between her breasts, next to her is another picture of a white haired anime girl with giant breasts that appear to have the makeup of sand bags, one is being held up like a sandbag

More Echocalypse More Problems (with boobs)

boobs don't work that way

panel from War Goddess #11 showing a woman with a gold metal face and horns and orange hair she is in a skin-tight black suit holding her hand up with energy coming out of it, people are zombies behind her, her breasts are pressed up in separately encased gloves next to her arm which is coming out of her side and not her shoulder

All Hail The Gourd Queen

boobs don't work that way

panel from Justice League of America vol. 2 #25 showing Vixen being held in a web by Anansi, a giant spider, she is in a boobs and butt pose she says "where am I? what are you? I am inside the Tantu Totem and you're the Trickster." Anasi says "Why ask questions when you already know the answers? You are. Yes, I am Kwaku Anansi and all stories belong to me."

Boobs, Butt, and a Spider for Halloween Week

Nikke. Nikke Never Changes.

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

Terrifying Nikke Girl: Now With Movement!

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

2 panels from Justice League of America vol. 2 #49 showing Donna Troy being beaten up by the younger Wonder Girl version of her her legs fly out looking very strange on her bent body as she flies at the viewer, in the 2nd panel, Wonder Woman punches her and Donna is in a boobs and butt pose very much twisted, Wonder Woman looks weird too

Battle of Plasticine

boobs and butt pose

cover of Belladonna: Fire and Fury #1 from Boundless Comics, showing a red haired white woman in a skintight bikini style top ripped in the centre showing both her breasts, she is tied to a piece of wood with her legs spread out and straddling showing a thong covering her crotch, the audience view is from below looking right up at her crotch and boobs, she has arrows shot all around her as she bleeds from her mouth looking scared

Well, I didn't have that on my bingo card...

sexualized in defeat

double page splash page (with the pages layered on top vertically, so you'd have to turn the comic book sideways to see it) showing a blonde woman wearing a red and silver top that is just straps around the sides of her body and her breasts are pushed up and bare except for small metal bits on the bottom edges holding them up and covering her nippls, she has a transparen sash over her crotch which is very long, she has 2 similarly clothes ladies behind her one showing her thonged butt

TFW You're Both Menaced and Seduced By Blow Up Dolls

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