gratuitous breasts

promo art for Legend of the Cryptids showing a blonde girl with large metal arm guards and pauldrons but she is wearing a half dress that goes up her body like a one shoulder singlet and covers barely her right breast, her leg breast is covered by a gold metal cup, her dress looks like it barely covers much under her waist but nothing explicit is shown, she is surrounded by guards looking at her

I think I'm losing my mind just looking at this

panel from Wynonna Earp comic showing Wynnona standing on a hill with her hands holding a gun away from her and her torso is bent pointing away awkwardly

The rare reverse boobs and butt pose

cover of Irresistable #3 of a blonde haired dark skinned woman in an upside down V type top (with the under cleavage and torso uncovered) and a black sash between her legs, she is sitting cross legged with her arms waving about her head, her body is long and worm like and bent weird

Seduced by the worm girl

ad for "WebWitch" showing a green skinned woman with white hair and little spirals covering her breasts and metal leggings in a clear rip off of Witchblade, she's bent over showing her breasts and sticking up her butt behind her back

She shows seashells on her seashore

ad for queen's blade limit break that shows Cattleya (muscled chubby anime woman with glasses and giant breasts twice the size of her head and seemingly defying gravity) in a white apron that barely contains her breasts which are reddish due to the sheer vacuum sealed outfit they're contained in, they are being pushed up in the air by the apron, the ad reads "powerful biceps" focusing on her arms, and "New Outfit: Cattleya's 3 best assets" and "Marbled Steak" with a picture of steak and "???"

Advertising her juicy steaks

comic cover of "FANG" #2 from Sirius Entertainment with a woman with short black hair in a skin tight black bodysuit cut in a V at the chest to show her large breasts and belly and then narrowing down to barely cover her crotch. She is very stiffly holding a short spear while jumping awkwardly with her legs looking oddly tacked on under her butt and hips. She is surrounded by zombies rising in a graveyard.

TFW ... something is happening

cover of "Warrior Nun: Black and White" #16 from Antarctic Press showing the titular Warrior Nun (orange haired woman with tan skin and all white pupils for eyes with wings and wearing a bikini and knee high black boots) jumping at a dude shooting an arm canon at her, her waist is cinched in so small as to be smaller than her neck and her pelvis appears to go up a foot

Her gloves are bigger than her stomach

ad for anime Demon Slayer - Kimetsu no Yaiba Swordsmith Village Arc showing a pink haired anime girl with wild unhinged eyes wearing a white shirt and black vest open at the chest and a black pleated skirt and green stockings, she is kneeling with her butt facing the audience and turning in a boobs and butt pose for her torso to also face the audience while she holds swords in either hand

Does that mean the sword is in a boobs and butt pose too?

cover of 10th Muse/Demonslayer #1 comic book depicting 10th Muse (blonde woman in a blu and purple two piece bodysuit) and Demonslayer (brunette in a red thong and vertical strip bikini top and red and gold leggings), Muse is sitting behind Demonslayer who is sitting up with her legs laid on the ground, both of them have their nipples showing prominently through their tops

TFW you need to save the day but also it's chilly

promo images of Idle Angels from ads showing 4 scantily clad women in various states of undress, the furthest right image shows a pale woman with angel wings and white hair in a boobs and butt pose lying on her side in a white bikini and stockings

We really need to give angels some time to get dressed after idling

ad for Idle Angels mobile game that reads "What do you want me to wear tonight?" with a hand pointer hovering over 3 options: Sexy Style (black stockings), Cute Style (white stockings) and "nothing" with the hand over "nothing". the backdrop of the ad is a blue haired anime girl with an open smile on her face learning forward with her breasts pushing toward the viewer and her legs behind her looking rubbering and leaning toward the right

Legs are very passe this season

ad for NTales: Child of Destiny showing a brown haired woman in a purple and gold dress with a boob window she is tilted and her breasts and torso don't seem connected to her hips and legs, in the centre is a white haired man and next to him is another brown haired woman in a black bikini top and kicking her leg up in the air

The Aurora Borealis

ad for demon girl contract showing a reddish skinned anime girl with fox years and long white hair in a black bikini with large breasts and thighs, the text says "SSR Great Swordsman" and her stats, she is holding a large sword facing downwards but most of the ad is her body

Battle Bikini & Showdown of Clones double feature

cover of Worldwatch #3 comic showing a knock off Wonder Woman in the front wearing metal pasties on her breasts and a metal thong and leggings jumping toward the camera with her breasts in front, behind her is a metallic girl with metal hair and no top jumping up with her breasts thrust upward and her back bent over 90 degrees

Melting girls and metal pasties

cover for Dragonar Academy of a pink haired anime girl in a white and black short dress and black leggings jumping in a boobs and butt pose but from a reverse angle where hair breasts and butt are turned away from the viewer

Getting sucked into the black hole of boobsocks

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

Goddammit Godannar, you're even worse than we thought!

ad for Queen's Blade: Limit Break with the text "Cattleya is here! BAM!" showing Cattleya (anime woman with glasses and giant breasts each twice the size of her head, barely contained in a purple bikini top, flying upwards above her shoulders as her arms swing a sword between her breasts flying up, her feet are facing forward

... those aren't her knees

textless cover of grimm fairy tales age of darkness volume 4 showing a woman with long black hair flowing behind her and wearing black rimmed glasses thrusting a sword at the audience viewpoint, her breasts are visible in a V neck blue top and she is wearing thigh high red boots, her torso is going to our right while her legs left hip is pointed in the opposite direction and her leg is going to the left, she is ostensibly crouching but her legs don't look connected to her hips and torso

TFW you're melting but also stabby

ad for Vivid Army showing a green haired anime woman leaning on her breasts with her head face up and facing the audience viewpoint, behind her head and squashed breasts are her upside down torso vertical above her head and her butt above her head and legs bent so her feet are on her breasts

TFW you can't find anybody to step on you

cover of Mightiest Disciple Kenichi manga vol. 6 showing a blonde anime girl holding her arms out in fists and jumping to the left in a boobs and butt pose with her body vacuum sealed into her purple bodysuit with her breasts flying into the air in boobsocks

Helium boobs

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure that shows a blue haired anime catgirl in ahegao face wearing a skintight white outfit that hugs her giant breasts and has pink zippers starting from her nipples to the sides of her breasts, she also has a zipper going vertically over her crotch area and is sitting on a crushed soda can that is spraying white liquid out

Her "soul" is certainly being "awakened"

close up on the ad for Shining Force focusing on the fantasy fighter clad in green and red fighting a giant centipede monster with his face removed and the words "your face here" and behind him is a woman in a torn loin cloth and top that barely covered her large breasts with her face removed that says "your babe?"

Shining Babe

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure showing an anime girl with blue hair and cat ears in a skin tight white top that is hugging her giant breasts (twice the side of her head) like socks around each one, on the left nipple is a zipper(?), she has her tongue out like she's panting and her arms above her head. the text reads "Choose the WIFE you LIKE!"

What do you call nipple zippers, nippers? zipples?

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

I am terrified

cover of "Wicked" #4 from Millenium Comics showing a dark haired white woman in a V shaped swimsuit barely covering her breasts (and seemingly no attached to anything) and crotch in high heeled boots jumping at a demon with her legs spread and arms open

Wicked

6 panels from Puragori vs Vampirella page showing a red haired woman in black jumping with her legs splayed and facing the audience to look up her crotch, another panel as a dark haired woman in a tight black suit showing her crotch and butt bent toward the audience, a third panel looks up and between her legs as her legs are spread and she is crouched forward in a cat pose looking up at her breasts, boobs and crotch

Battle of the Butts

ad for "Refantasia: Charm and Conquer" that says "Fenrir: Horrific Howl" with a anthro-fox woman with blue hair on top of her blue fur chained up with a muzzle and straps across her breasts and her cuffed hands between her spread legs

This doesn't look very charming

ad for "Soul Awakening Adventure" mobile game showing a white haired anime style girl with large breasts and hips standing with her hands behind her head and her butt thrust out but her knees bent in wearing black stockings and a tight crop top and black thong, behind her are 4 quadrants each with a close up of a girl with their breasts pressed against glass or pushed up into the air

Boob Awakening Adventure

panel from Purgatori vs Vampirella showing Purgatori (red skinned black haired naked woman) stabbing a dude through the chest with her butt pushed out behind her and her back bent 90 degrees, her breasts are covered by the dude's leg. She says "You are an enemy of Jade as well? Then I will fight alongside you, pretty one, even though you debase yourself by dealing with human fleshbags!"

Strawberry Gummy Fight

promo art for Goddess of Victory: Nikke showing several girls with boobsocks runnign at the camera, on the right is a girl with a low cut top with her breasts about to spill out entirely

In the future wars are fought by lingerie models

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