Angel Week Day 6: Everytime You Buy A Loot Box, An Angel Gets Her Bra
Anonymous submitted:
"I am a regular reader of your blog and encountered this character in a Facebook ad. I was so confused by what was happening that I had to figure out more. It appears that rather than a bra, the character uses a complicated external chain system held by a single spear or staff for support. And it appears that staff or spear is also her weapon, so it cannot provide consistent support in a battle."
"Give me a staff long enough and chains to affix to it and I shall move my breasts!" - Levia, probably
I was so focused on her holding her staff up between her breasts that I didn't notice until you said it that the chains on her breasts were connected to the staff itself, and she's supporting her breasts using her staff???
Yeah... how does... she fight with that?
How does she... ANYTHING with that!?
How...
I...
Brain shut-down imminent, please reboot your Ami....
(Promo image for Levia from Echocalypse, Yoozoo Games)
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Faction: Augustine Empire
Case Prototype: Leviathan
Birthday: June 28
Height: 172cm
Hobbies: Exquisite glittering jewelry, mango crepe cake
Dislikes: Being underestimated or neglected, soda water
Personality: Queen, tsundereThe pope of the Augustine Church and the inheritor of Saint Peter, one of the three Holy Names, Levia is the kingpin of the Empire's religious apparatus, and she is very aware of that. She is constantly striving to strengthen the people's faith and her grip on the Church. She is assertive in her authority and demands absolute loyalty from the Church.