ridiculous fighting stances

art of Freya from Valiant Force (pale skinned red haired woman in a green backless breast hugging tight painted on outfit) holding a sword behind her head and her back bent 90 degrees

Swinging a sword in zero-G is harder than it looks

card art of "Whole Hearted Nadie" from Legend of the Cryptids showing a pale skinned woman with long black hair and bangs in a lingerie type outfit shooting guns at her sides while in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs, butts, and guns

comic panel depicting Lady Death (pale white skinned woman with white hair in a black bra top and black thigh highs and long gloves with a black and red cape) shooting lightning and yelling "There! It is Done!" her stomach is organless and her torso is in a 90 degree centaur pose

Lady Death melting in every panel

character art fomr Valiant Force video game showing a long eared pink skinned elf girl with armor on her head, shoulders, arms, and calves but none over her breasts or thighs, holding a large spear and jumping to the side with her breasts and torso at a 90 degree angle to her legs and one thigh pushed in and bent at the knee in a way that makes it look almost like from afar she has only one leg

What is a female knight? a mess of armor, boobs, and limbs

cover of Hellina Catfight #1 showing Hellina (blonde haired white woman in a black bikini outfit that's just black straps across her breasts and down her body) and Catfight (red haired woman in a black bikini and blue jean short shorts with a yellow cat mask on) standing together with Hellina behind, Hellina's body is shaped like a centaur with her leg coming out of her crotch area

When is a catfight not a catfight? When it's a heroine with an electrical taped centaur woman friend

page from Purgatori Prelude comic showing a black vampire woman transforming from a tiger into a humanoid form, she is bent over with one leg out, toes en pointe,

There's a lot going on here

cover of Witchblade #1 showing Witchblade in a pose where her hip is thrust out at over 90 degrees to her back and her waist is almost non existent

Witchblade and the pocket singularity

cover of Hellina/Cynder #1 showing Hellina (orange haired woman with black crosses over her breasts with black lines down her body to her crotch as part of her outfit) and Cynder (red haired woman in an outfit that's cleavage showing skintight black bodysuit with high cut hip/thigh area and fishnets on her shoulders) standing together w/ both women shaped like tetris blocks (their butt area at 90 degrees to their back)

Sexy video game controllers?

ad for Devil Hunter: Eternal War game with a white haired pale skinned woman in a skintight orange outfit and white hotpants with her back extremely rubbery and bent inward with no room for organs in her torso, and she is also in a boobs and butt pose while holding weapons

Boobs and butt snake centaur women or sexy Tetris block?

art from Valiant Force showing a white haired woman with tan skin in a black bikini top and torso armor with bare legs and metal greaves, she is standing in a pose where it looks like she is facing the audience, but on closer inspection her foreleg is actually her back leg, and what looks like her back leg is apparently her fore leg, which is an optical illusion and also a boobs and butt pose, apparently

A True Escher Girl Optical Illusion Pose

promotional art for minerva knights video game showing a blonde pale skinned woman holding a pink glowing blade standing in a boobs and butt pose where her torso appears disconnected from her lower half, both buttcheeks are in full view as her underwear/pants are wedging deep in her butt

TFW you slice yourself in half

card art of "Island Officer Milweli" from Legend of the Cryptids showing a blonde woman in tight metal armor and hot pants, she is standing with her back to the audience looking up at her butt and tilted to show her side but you can see both breasts stacked together

TFW they built your boob armor wrong

cover of Titan Quest: Immortal Throne video game from THQ showing a female warrior clad in an ancient greek style helmet holding a staff in one hand and a sword in another standing in a boobs and butt pose fighting Cerberus

A true Greek tragedy

page from Iron Man Vol. 2 #6 showing the hulk confronting Mr. Fantastic, Captain America, and Sue Storm, Sue has her back arched and butt thrust out with both butt cheeks prominently outlined in her tight pants

When Pym Particles Malfunction

card art of Unicorn Valentina Summoner from Legend of the Cryptids showing a blonde hair ivory skinned woman in a white backless dress cut in a V to show her buttcheeks with her back bent at the small of her back 90 degrees and leaning back a lot holding a staff with a unicorn behind her

Unicorn summoning is dangerous business

comic panel showing Lady Death fighting Purgatori, Lady Death is yelling "Blood sucking slut!" and Purgatori who is flying away from her in a boobs and butt pose with her butt at a 90 degree bend to her torso shouts "Necrophilic Bitch!"

Boobs and butt flirt-fighting

Zoom of Kingdom Under Fire II ad focusing on blonde elf lady in a battle bikini and red sash holding a sword pointing at the audience leaning down on her side showing boobs and butt

TFW you do elf!Leia cosplay but accidentally glue yourself to the ground

back cover of Combo Magazine issue #13 showing Lady Death on the right flying to the right side, next to her is Avengelyne holding a sword and slashing down with her leg flying up behind her, underneath are Double Impact (black haired twins in leather corsets that dig into their butts, they are holding guns and crouched one behind another with their butts thrust out and one is in a centaur back bend

A Combo of boobs, butts, and rubber poses

cover of Pandora/Shotgun Mary #0 from Boundless Comics with one blonde woman shooting a gun jumping away from the audience viewpoint with her legs spread showing her bikin bottom clad crotch area and buttcheeks, at the front is a black haired woman in a blue top with her butt thrust out with her pants seemingly cut too low to show her butt crack

TFW you paid for a full pair of pants but only get 80% of it

promot art for Miss Velvet from Seven Knights 2 with a purple/white skinned woman with short white hair in a skin tight white V cut outfit showing her breasts, she is holding a red sword whip and standing in a centaur duck pose with her back at over 90 degree bend to her butt

Portable fighter and lingerie model 2-in-1

card from Legend of the Cryptids showing a red haired woman in a white bikini top and thong and dress holding a staff ans standing in a boobs and butt pose

A boobs and butt pose to be envious of

cover of Lady Death Last Rites 4 comic book with a blonde woman in a black bikini top and string thong (Lady Death) holding a sword and jumping up with her head resting on her shoulder and her beck bent in a U shape

It's rude to interrupt people when shapechanging!

ad for Shadow Bound with a warrior woman in golden armor with wings on her helmet, she is holding a bow and jumping/lying on the ground in a boobs and butt pose

Sexy archer laws are harsh but important or something

zoom in on cover of Combo Magazine #1 focusing on Angela in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butts are quite a Combo

comic panel showing Lady Death slashing at Purgator who is in a centaur pose, Lady Death is in a full boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt Pose vs Centaur Pose, Round 1

cover of US version of "Battle Club" manga by Tokyopop showing a black haired tan skinned anime girl in a white top with boobsocks and a red skirt that is flying upwards showing her [antied butt, her butt is swivelled to almost line up with her breast

MM(T&)A

movie poster of Barbarian Queen with painted fantasy art of 5 women in bikinis and swimsuits holding swords and spears, on the far right is a woman in a silver bikini holding a sword with her right hand standing in a boobs and butt pose

Vintage barbarian boobs and butts

cover of novel "The OP MC 2" featuring a red haired pale skinned woman with a white strip of cloth across her breasts, and a black string bikini bottom, her arms and shoulders are covered in armor, as are her legs, her back is bent to thrust out her chest and she is in a crouching/sitting position on a rock holding a sword between her legs

Supply chain shortages hurts fantasy worlds too

card art of Marvel Onslaught trading cards of Crystal, red haired white woman in a skintight yellow painted on suit with boobsocks and she is shooting out some wind with her left hand that is seemingly melting, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose

Crouching buttcheek, Hidden Boobs and Butt Pose

cover of Audiobook of "Dinosaur World 4" with the author's name (Logan Jacobs) in the top corner, the cover features a woman with long blaonde hair sitting on a fence in tight jeans and a white thong with a tiny white crop top showing underboob on her chest, she is in a boobs and butt pose pointing a gun at a dinosaur

Finally the Dino Crisis Baywatch crossover we've all needed

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