ridiculous fighting stances

close up of Katana from Suicide Squad #16 cover to highlight her bent at almost 90 degrees back and her weirdly encased boobsock

Vacuum sealed Katana

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Giant Size 2019 of a girl in a red bustier and black shorts and fishnets with a top hat and black jacket holding guns and jumping in a boobs and butt pose

Vampire hunting in the boobs and butt pose

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Giant Size 2011 with a red head in a brown bikini top and black leggings holding her hands up to either side with a blonde woman in a bikini and loin cloth standing next to her her butt facing the audience as she turns around seemingly with no organs and rubber spine

Impromptu Zombie Pirate Dance Battle?

cover of Unholy: Argent vs Onyx from Boundless Comics of a blonde woman with a white cyber monocle thing over her left eye, she's wearing a purple tight outfit with metal shoulder pads & gauntlets, with holes around her breasts to show her cleavage and a big hole around her butt to shoe her tight purple thong covered butt and crotch, she is in a boobs and butt pose holding a katana in one hand and the sheathe in the other

Boob window and butt window pose

cover of X-Men vol. 5 #18 with Magik, blonde haired woman with black sleeve gloves and thigh high boots in a black crop top and black booty shorts holding her sword in her right hand as she stands on rocks, her butt facing us and twisted in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt Magik

promotional screen for King's Raid video game with two brown haired men at the front with swords and armor, behind them are a pink haired girl in a witch hat and robe standing with her back to us and looking over her shoulder, and on the right is a blonde haired girl in a green low cut dress in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt Spell

promotional art of King's Raid with a black haired anime girl with black angel wings in a black dress in a boobs and butt pose holding a spear

Quoth the Raven: "look at my boobs and butt"

ad for Mobile Legends with a purple and blue haired woman in a purple swimsuit outfit in a boobs and butt pose

Fart Attack Alice

Cover of Catwoman 2021 Annual with Catwoman fighting a guy in a wide brimmed hat and trenchcoat, Catwoman is in her skintight black costume with goggles and is in a boobs and butt pose holding her whip with the hand close to the enemy

Vacuum-sealed boobs and butt pose Catwoman

zoom of Medusa from Justice League: Generation Lost, green haired woman in a white half skull mask in a red crop top and red pants with her pants seemingly slipping off her left thigh and butt cheek

Medusa forgets her belt

zoom of blade and soul wallpaper promo with a woman in a silver bodysuit with leggings and anti-gravity boobsock where her breast looks like a flying lemon and her back is super bent

Blade and Snakewomen

Spank them before they spank you

promo art for "Deep Space Waifu: Flat Justice" on Steam with a cyborg woman with jet parts in a boobs and butt pose with swivel waist showing her (human) butt to the audience

Fender and Exhaust pose?

cover of Domino Hotshots #1 with several women in boobsock hugging outfits jumping out from the centre of the page shooting guns, Black Widow and Domino are jumping to the left and right respectively in the centre with their legs awkwardly stretched out and Diamondback (purple haired woman in a purple jumpsuit) is behind Domino in a boobs and butt pose

Diamondboobs and butt

cover of Domino Hotshots #4 with several women jumping at each other from the left and right pointing guns at each other, in the front is Domino jumping away to the left while twisting to the right to shoot guns at Black Widow, Domino is in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs, butts, and two smoking barrels

ad for "Waifu Manager" game that says "Collect New Heroes" with an anime style blonde girl in a purple bodysuit with white skirt and she has side boob in her bodysuit with holes on the side of her boobs and them being squeezed out as they fly into the air

Finally diversity in Escher Girls!

screenshot from Phantom of the Kill with a purple haired woman in a black tight mini dress in a centaur boobs and butt pose holding a halberd

Centaur of the Kill

screenshot from fire emblem heroes mobile game with green haired anime-style girl in a red bikini in a boobs and butt pose with her butt sticking out as a watermelon smashes near her

Boobs and butt at the speed of sound

screenshot from Fire Emblem Heroes with a dark-green-haired girl in a black bikini in a boobs and butt pose with her butt pointing down at the audience viewpoint

Fire Emblem boobs and butt

wallpaper promotional art of Jennifer from CounterStrike Online by Nexon and Valve, white haired woman in a short black jacket and bra in a snakey pose pointing a gun

Countersnake Online

artwork of Bullet from BlazBlue: Chronophantasma, who is a short white haired woman with big breasts and a belt that looks like a tail coming out of her back, she wears a black crop jacket and short denim shorts, she is in an awkward pseudo-centaur bent pose with her legs turned inward and one arm down and one arm flailing backwards and out

When somebody rudely interrupts your Twister game to start a fight

panels from Marvel Comics vs DC Comics #3, in the top panel, Catwoman is in a boobs and butt pose jumping up at Elektra who is standing on a building, in the middle panel Catwoman is falling with her boobsocks defying gravity and in the bottom panel she is lying sexy after hitting the floor

Catwoman's sexy seran-wrap construction site photoshoot continues

cover of Exposure #2 from Image Comics of a brunette in a skin tight green crop top t-shirt in blue cropped jean shorts in a snakey almost boobs and butt pose, and a blonde woman in front of her jumping forward with a gun and a pink tube top and purple legging shorts in a boobs and butt pose

Secret lives of Escher Girls exposed

panels from Marvel Comics vs DC Comics #3 of Catwoman fighting Elektra, in the top panel Catwoman is in a boobs and butt pose and in the bottom panel she has her butt sticking out and her back at a 90 degree angle with her chest thrust out while grabbing Elektra by the wrist with her whip

Shrink-wrapped boobs and butt Catwoman

page/panel from Fever Moon graphic novel of a blonde woman in a black jacket and leather pants with her legs bent in a pseudo running pose, her shoulders 90 degrees to her chest, awkwardly throwing a hat from the side as a villain reaches for it screaming "NO!!!"

Merry Go Round Girl

excerpt from Christopher Hart's "How to Draw Cutting Edge Fusion Comics" that shows a dark haired woman thrusting her hip and butt out while running with her toes pointed in her boots with the text: "Graceful Run: Attractive women point their toes when they run."

Instead of taking off your glasses to become more beautiful, try pointing your toes when you run

panel from Allegra #2, Image Comics, with a white haired girl in the foreground with a shadow or something shot at her covering her arm as she bends in a rubber curve showing the side of her butt and behind her a blonde woman in a red suit with her legs rubbery points a gun at her

90 degree combat horse girl

A page from Allegra #2 with a white haired woman in a boobs and butt pose and bikini armor with leggings jumping at a red clad woman in a black V cut bathing suit outfit, the white haired woman says: "I gave them no information. I couldn't leave. One of my power cells was -- MMMFF!" and the other woman says: "Law One: you will guard midian against ALL attack. You've no laws left to violate-" with the sound effect SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Melting girl mega fight

cover of Image Comics' Exposure #3 with a brunette and blonde agent in skin tight boobsocked blue and red tops respectively with no pants and thong bottoms, the brunette is in a boobs and butt pose as she jumps away from a purple tentacle monster, a dark skinned woman is in the foreground screaming at her hand which is being zapped with energy showing her bones

Quadruple B

Ad for Aspen Comics' Executive Assistant: The Hit List Agenda with Violent, Lotus, and Orchid on the cover - a blonde women in a blue outfit with her waist cinched in and jumping in a kneeling pose, a dark haired women in a boob window white armored outfit with her waist almost missing and her legs missing, and a brown haired woman in a red crop top and tight shorts jump kneeling with guns pointing at the audience

Please be careful to not spook the executive assistants after they've been glued to the floor

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