ridiculous fighting stances

panel from Shi: The Series #13 from Crusade comics showing a blonde man in a white t-shirt and jeans and black jacket holding his arms at the side like a fighting pose saying "Remind me why I drink again?" behind him is a woman with long blue hair in a black string bikini, she is crouching with one hip thrust backward and to the side behind his leg and her legs (twice her length) are coming out at impossible angles, she says "That's easy Pete, it's the people - most definitely a better class of people."

A New Contender For The Infinite Legs Award Emerges

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales 118 from Zenescope Comics showing a woman with long black hair and glasses in a tight blue top that is basically painted onto her breasts standing holding a sword by her side, her waist is cinched in smaller than her nenck and then flares back out to her bubble hips

Oops my intestines imploded

ad for Action Taimanin mobile game that says "Thank you for Action Taimanin's 3rd Anniversary" and a woman with a long black ponytail in a purple bodystocking that encompasses her breasts like bodypaint standing in a boobs and butt pose where her breasts and butt bend to face the audience like a figure 8 with her torso being a tiny bent 2-dimensional slice, on the right is a blonde girl in a boobsocks bodysuit holding a sword backwards

TFW You're Literally Just Taffy

cover of "Prison Ship" comic book from IDW showing a black haired white woman in a red catsuit with white boots with a plunging neckline to show her cleavage, she's holding a space rifle and standing in a boobs and butt pose with her legs turned away from the viewer while aiming towards us

TFW your body is indecisive

page from Shi Rekishi #1 from Crusade Comics showing Shi fighting a guy win a business suit holding a katana above his head with the text "Shi versus Rick Tashagumi" Shi is in an awkward pose where she's thrusting her butt backwards at the audience viewpoint while holding her arms behind her back holding her spear but her legs are both bent forward

Never bring a sword to a dance fight

cover of Warrior Nun Areala #6 from Antarctic Press showing a nun in tight clothing with a habit in a boobs and butt pose fighting a giant golem

And as usual I can't not read that as "Areola"

cover of Xena Warrior Princess #13 from Dark Horse Comics showing Xena with a tiny waist and bent 90 degree back jumping up at a woman in full armor riding a horse who also has a bent 90 degree back that looks like her torso is about to fall off, on the ground Gabrielle kneels on all fours on the ground also with an arched back, Xena's far leg appears to be completely missing

Xena and the Mystery of the Missing Leg

cover of heavy metal vol. 18 no. 1 showing a white woman with curly dark blonde hair in a shredded shirt with bronze cloth strips going vertical down her breasts to cover her nippls, she is in a thong and holding a gun in a boobs and butt pose while standing thigh deep in water

Courageous Lingerie Saleswoman

cover of Top Cow Universe #14 showing a photorealistic drawing of a woman with a face that looks like Drew Barrymore with long black hair in the witchblade metal bikini, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose with her back bent

Boobs and Butt Looks Even Funnier in Photorealistic Style

Combined art of both variant covers of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2 from Dynamite Comics showing Red Sonja in a sexy hyper realistic style with shiny skin, she's wearing a fur cloak over her shoulders and is looking downward to our right with her hair being pulled to the right by Vampirella who is on her right in a boobs and butt pose looking at her with one hand raised in a claw, Red Sonja's gaze looks focused on Vampirella's butt

October Caption Contest Winners: Fighting... or...?

Combined art of both variant covers of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2 from Dynamite Comics showing Red Sonja in a sexy hyper realistic style with shiny skin, she's wearing a fur cloak over her shoulders and is looking downward to our right with her hair being pulled to the right by Vampirella who is on her right in a boobs and butt pose looking at her with one hand raised in a claw, Red Sonja's gaze looks focused on Vampirella's butt

October Caption Contest: Fighting or... ?

Textless variant cover for Hack/Slash: Back to School #1 comic with a white girl with black chin-length hair in a mesh top with a black bra and red mini-skirt holding a spiked baseball bat behind her hand standing in a boobs and butt pose facing us where her bare butt under her skirt is facing us

The impressive one-legged boobs and butt pose

panel from X-Force vol. 1 #43 showing Siryn (orange haired woman with long ponytail in a green and yellow skintight suit) jumping up with one leg out and the other bent at the knee and pressed against her thigh with her foot almost covered by her butt, her back is bent 90 degrees

Stecky Has Company

cover of Soulfire: Collected Edition showing a green haired girl with fairy wings in a green tight crop top and green tight pants, her hips are pointed to the right with her legs going left, her breasts and chest are pointing left, and her torso is stretching to connect the two and makes her look like a rubber tetris block

Faerie Tetris Block

cover of Agents of Atlas vol. 2 #5 showing Spider-Man fighting Gorilla Man (a giant ape that is wearing a shirt and pants), Wolverine fighting Human Robot (a metallic 60s style robot guy) and Ms. Marvel (Carol danvers in the black outfit) fighting Namora, Namora's back is bent 90 degrees at her waist with her butt thrusting back, and Carol is grabbing her in a boobs and butt pose with her butt thrust out and both cheeks visible with the barcode covering Carol's butt

Boobs, Butt, and Barcode Pose

September Caption Contest Winners

cover of The New Avengers vol. 2 #28, with the "A vs X" crossover label, it depicts Luke Cage running toward the audience viewpoint on the right, Hawkeye in the background aiming to the up and right and Spider-Woman in a vacuum-sealed outfit with boobsocks doing... something, with one arm thrust out and the other pulled back, her body is leaning toward her thrust out arm with one leg up and the other bent back under her pelvis, she looks like she just came to a quick stop

Weird Spider-Woman

full page panel from New Avengers vol. 2 #28 showing the Marvel heroes rushing forward in a clockwise circle from the 9 o'clock position (with name labels next to them): Blue Marvel, Falcon as Captain America (labeled Captain America), Luke Cage, White Tiger, She-Hulk, Spectrum and Power Man, in the centre is Spider-Man, White Tiger is in a jump kick, She-Hulk is rushing forward with one leg bent foward but it looks like she has no waist or back leg, Spectrum's legs look disconnected from her

Random limbs everywhere

crop of X-Force vol. 1 #50 focusing on the women characters on the back cover who are all in an extreme bent spine pose with tiny waists and puts thrust out looking like tetris blocks

Yet More Worm Girls

cover of Robyn Hood vs. Red Riding Hood comic book from Zenescope Comic, showing Red Riding Hood who has fanged teeth in a skintight red outfit with hood, jumping at or away from Robyn Hood who is in the foreground notching a bow at her, Red Riding hood has her arms spread out and is in a severe boobs and butt pose where her torso is facing our view but her legs and butt are running away from us

Red Riding Hood's like "DON'T YOU DARE SHOOT THAT ARROW UP MY BUTT!"

redraw of cometa scooters art with the red haired anime girl in a boobs and butt pose with an atomic wedgie, the redraw has fixed it so only her butt is facing us and the rest of her body is turned away facing the action

Cometa Scooter board art redraw

2 panel art showcase from WILD C.A.T.S. sourcebook showing the team together, the large panel on the left shows the team running at the a with the women all with tiny wasp waists and bent backs, Zealot in particular has a waist smaller than her neck and bent at well over 90 degrees, the panel on the right show the team standing up and Zealot again has a tiny waist and bent back

Terrifying Centaur Zealot

panel from Shattered Image #1 by Image Comics showing Velocity standing in an extremely rubbery centaur pose with her butt out past her shoulders and her torso warped in a C shape

Every Single Woman In This Comic Stands Like This

cover of Shattered Image #1 by Image Comics showing Gen 13 and Cyberforce with all of the women pushing out their butts and arching their backs

Superheroines or Novelty Bottle Openers?

panel from The Flash vol. 2 #182 showing Golden Glider (blonde white woman in a yellow mask, yellow ice skates and yellow dress that's flying upward showing her yellow undies) doing a jumping split kick on the Flash, her legs look awkwardly attached to her torso with no room for the rest of her

Helicopter Legs

cover of 10th Muse Demonslayer #1 comic cover showing the 2 girls fighting a green lizard creature, 10th muse is at the bottom grabbing it with her legs forward and back arched backward, Demonslayer (in her red bikini battle outfit) is grabbing him at the top with her back arched and her legs out in a very awkward pose

Vicious fight or Terrible baking accident?

cover of Faust: Singha's Talons #4 showing Singha, a woman wearing a red face mask with black hair and white streaks on the front, she is in a red swimsuit bottom showing her butt and black thigh-high boots, she's wearing red sleeves and a red bikini top armor but nothing on her back, her back and butt are facing us while she is in a crouching position with metal claws coming out of her hands, she is fighting some sort of monster, her back is very muscled but looks rubbery, her head is disconnected

,,,

cover of The Tenth Collected Edition from Image Comics showing the main girl, short black hair (shoulder length) tan girl in a torn white crop top that hugs her breasts like boobsocks, she is wearing black pants, her back is rubbery and pushed in so her butt is pushed out and 90 degrees to her torso, her breasts seem like they're on one side of her body facing us

Snake Tetris Girl

scene from DC vs Marvel of Storm zapping Wonder Woman with lightning, Storm's body is extremely thin and rubbery and bent with her butt thrust out

Rubber Storm

vertical comic panel style image (used for the base of a scooter) showing a tan skinned cyborg woman with dark pink hair wearing a blue bodysuit with boobsocks and riding high up her butt, she's jumping up in an extreme boobs and butt pose

TFW your outfit shrinks to 1/10 size suddenly

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