ridiculous fighting stances

ad for Queen's Blade: Limit Break with the text "Cattleya is here! BAM!" showing Cattleya (anime woman with glasses and giant breasts each twice the size of her head, barely contained in a purple bikini top, flying upwards above her shoulders as her arms swing a sword between her breasts flying up, her feet are facing forward

... those aren't her knees

photograph of cover of an art book titled "Super Heroines" by Hubert De Lartigue showing an illustrated (realistic style) white woman in a white and blue trimmed plastic-looking space helmet and in a white and blue-strimmed sci fi body suit with cups over each breasts, she is holding a sci fi gun in either hand and jumping in a boobs and butt pose, also her belt looks like it might be a thong digging between both butt cheeks

Atomic Wedge Powered Jetpack

cover of "Crossed Wires #3" from Bluewater Comics that reads "Doom Slayer vs 10th Muse" showing a blonde woman in a red bikini jumping up with her legs splayed backwards and her chest thrust up with her back arched, her head is looking down at her breasts and appears disconnected behind her shoulders, in front of her is a blonde woman jumping with her legs pressed against her butt and her hand reaching towards the audience viewpoint

TFW your body is traced from porn but your head isn't

textless cover of grimm fairy tales age of darkness volume 4 showing a woman with long black hair flowing behind her and wearing black rimmed glasses thrusting a sword at the audience viewpoint, her breasts are visible in a V neck blue top and she is wearing thigh high red boots, her torso is going to our right while her legs left hip is pointed in the opposite direction and her leg is going to the left, she is ostensibly crouching but her legs don't look connected to her hips and torso

TFW you're melting but also stabby

zoom in on Wicked #4 comics showing a black haired woman with vampire teeth and a V shaped bikini taped to her boobs and a mutated armor jumping on stiletto heels at a demon

March Free-For-All Card Caption Contest!

cover of "Wicked" #4 from Millenium Comics showing a dark haired white woman in a V shaped swimsuit barely covering her breasts (and seemingly no attached to anything) and crotch in high heeled boots jumping at a demon with her legs spread and arms open

Wicked

edit of valiant force image of a knight woman in black armor with a sword and shield, instead of her legs and butt looking like they're on backwards and facing in the literal opposite direction she's facing, the edit fixes her legs so they look like they're facing the proper direction

Valiant Force reverse butt and legs fix

panel from MaxiMage #2 showing MaxiMage (red haired superheroine) with her back bent 90 degrees at her thrust out waist and legs pressed together with an organless torso the dialogue interior narration boxes have her thoughts saying "Rubble" "Masada" "Fusion. Wylder." "I can't let this get to me. Gotta keep it together. They'll see if I'm faking."

Seran-wrapped Space Ballet

6 panels from Puragori vs Vampirella page showing a red haired woman in black jumping with her legs splayed and facing the audience to look up her crotch, another panel as a dark haired woman in a tight black suit showing her crotch and butt bent toward the audience, a third panel looks up and between her legs as her legs are spread and she is crouched forward in a cat pose looking up at her breasts, boobs and crotch

Battle of the Butts

panel from Purgatori vs Vampirella showing an Asian woman with long fingernails in a boobs and butt pose (with seemingly no pants and only a loose green top open across the chest and taped to her breasts) attacking a naked Purgatori (with hair covering her breasts) with dialogue that says "You always were susceptible to a beauteous face" "I will enjoy killing you a second time" "There will be no second time, you emerald whore!"

Aggressive Flirting or Fighting, Valentine's Day Edition

preview image of Gantz pvc statue of Reika X showing her (black haired pale skin anime girl in a skintight black jumpsuit with a tight black straps over her breasts and up her butt in a tight outer thong) standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience and pushing her breasts up and out with her back bent over 90 degrees while she holds a shotgun over her head

TFW your gun is too heavy and breaking your body in half

cover of "Reborn to Master the Blade" #3 manga showing a red haried anime girl in a tight black top with black belts across her bare body and a black swimsuit type bottom in a boobs and butt pose behind the main character (white haired anime girl in a blue dress)

Boobs, butt and crotch ultimate attack

promo art for Mobile Legends: Bang Bang showing Miya (white haired elf with long ponytail) shooting a bow at the audience viewpoint with her body looking rubbery and hip kind of dislocated from her body

New Elf Patch: Ballerina, Lingerie Model & Archer all in one!

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #13 of Cyblade kicking an enemy with her breasts shooting outward and her bottom leg coming out of the bottom of her crotch

What is a Cyblade? A miserable pile of body parts

panel from Purgatori vs Vampirella showing Purgatori (red skinned black haired naked woman) stabbing a dude through the chest with her butt pushed out behind her and her back bent 90 degrees, her breasts are covered by the dude's leg. She says "You are an enemy of Jade as well? Then I will fight alongside you, pretty one, even though you debase yourself by dealing with human fleshbags!"

Strawberry Gummy Fight

promo art for Goddess of Victory: Nikke showing several girls with boobsocks runnign at the camera, on the right is a girl with a low cut top with her breasts about to spill out entirely

In the future wars are fought by lingerie models

chromium trading card 13 of Cyblade from Cyber Force showing her running forward with her butt way above her head

Escher Cards

panel from Cyberforce #5 showing a woman with pale white-ish skin and blonde hair in a black cropped jacket and black pants punching 2 guys while benging her back at her breasts and showing boobs and butt with her far buttcheek below her close one

Never go in against a snake woman when anatomy's on the line

game art of Sengoku Saga of a pink haired anime girl with twintails and green eyes, she is a purple jacket and a pink skirt and brown thigh highs, she is jumping in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience viewpoint and she is holding knives in her hands

The boobs and butt jutsu

ad for League of Angels saying "Join our Discord!" with a blonde archer pulling back a bowl with her lower body swayed away from the top of her torso

Competitive falling can get very violent

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #3 showing Velocity (white skinned girl with red hair in a skintight green and yellow bodysuit) holding a sabre and standing up with her butt thrust out and back bent inward

TFW your costume is way too tight

cover of "Reborn to Master the Blade" #1 manga with the main character (white haired anime girl in a white shirt, black vest, and red and black pleated skirt) in a boobs and butt pose holding a sword looking at the audience viewpoint

Reborn to Master the Boobs and Butt Pose

card of "Succubus of Worldly Affairs" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a pink haired woman with purple and pink wings coming from her sides, in a torn purple outfit, she is flying and turned in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt Pose of Wordly Affairs

screen from Memento Mori video game showing an anime girl in a dress with a big black hat and boob window top cupping each breast

TFW you forget to wear underwear but also dislocate your butt

half page of witchblade #3 showing sara pezzini (witchblade) in a boobs and butt pose and a sihlouette of her jumping out the window looking snake like with her torso thinner than her neck and her legs twice the size of the rest of her body

Snakeblade? Witchsnake?

page from Cyberforce vol. 2 #6 showing Ballistic jumping at an enemy with her butt vacuum sealed showing both buttcheeks at the audience viewpoint and her breasts are boobsocked almost triangles sticking up, she is in a boobs and butt pose

Vacuum sealed pitching

promo art for video game Closers showing several characters rushing toward the audience viewpoint and off to the sides, with one girl in the center in a boobs and butt centaur pose with her butt and breasts facing the audience

It sucks to accidentally put your butt on backwards

cover of X-Terminators vol. 2 #3 by Marvel Comics showing X-23 Wolverine at the front flanked by Jubilee and Captain Marvel behind her, her legs are crossed in fron tof her but there is a thigh gap between them

Thicc Thigh Gaps Save Lives?

ad for Goddess of Victory: Nikke that reads "Pre-Registration Coming Soon" with a girl holding a gun at the front in a white dress blowing up and a blue jacket and hat, nex tto her on the right is a girl in white standing with her butt facing us, and in the centre behind them both is a blonde girl arching her back so her torso is 90 degrees to her thrust out butt

Goddess of Butts

panel from Codename: Stryke Force #14 showing a black haired woman in a purple and pink outfit standing in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt vs Centaur Pose: The Eternal Battle

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