textless cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Code Red #4 showing a woman with blonde hair in a V cut skintight red catsuit (her giant breasts bigger than her head uncovered in the V opening with no support but are magically lifted) holding a sword with her far hand (which is tiny due to poor foreshortening) and a woman with white hair jumps awkwardly behind her with a knife while the blonde woman also faces us but they are supposed to be fighting

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales presents Code Red #4 with the Age of Darkness label, a woman with blonde hair in a V cut skintight red catsuit (her giant breasts bigger than her head uncovered in the V opening with no support but are magically lifted) holding a sword with her far hand (which is tiny due to poor foreshortening) and a woman with white hair jumps awkwardly behind her with a knife while the blonde woman also faces us but they are supposed to be fighting

Valentine's Day Caption Contest: Fighting or Flirting?

It's February and close to Valentine's Day so let's have a Valentine's Day themed caption contest! I figured this cover would be perfect for the contest since it has a red theme and two people who are engaged in... something... in close quarters... fighting, supposedly, or maybe dancing... or very aggressive courting.

So, come up with a Valentine's themed caption for it! It can be romantic, in the form of a Valentine's Card, a poem, a dialogue, or anything else that you think fits. Be creative! Be funny! What are they doing/saying/etc?

Entries can be submitted here using Disqus comments, by email at eschergirls@gmail.com, or replying/reblogging on Tumblr.

I'll choose the funniest and most creative entries in 2 weeks for the winners. Winners can claim a prize if they like (but they don't have to, it's totally optional and you can play just for fun if you want!) You can enter as many entries as you want.

Good luck everybody!

(Cover of Grimm Fairy Tales: Code Red #4, Zenescope Entertainment)

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