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panel from Team Youngblood #1 showing Riptide in the background walking into a room with her feet super duper tiny, in the front is a black man in a tight blue outfit hugging his chest with his legs spread and chest thrust out, next to him is Masada in a green crop top and thon, her butt is thrust back and her back arched inward 90 degrees and her chest thrust out

Superhero Pose-off!

panel from "space force: stormy daniels omnibus" showing a woman clad in a tight blue space suit hugging both buttcheeks separately and her boob that is seemingly floating with no support,she's in a helmet and she's turning pointing her butt at a robot and shooting at it with a gun

Sexy Toothpaste?

stuck in quicksand

photo of "Special Collector's Edition" Youngblood figure of Riptide showing the rubber figure in the plastic packaging and a picture of her from the comic behind with the figure looking normal proportioned and the art having the 90s bad girl 3x length legs and bent back with butt thrust back proportions

Gumby Doll vs 90s Comic Art, the Two Genders

Geometry Teaching Mermaids

cover of Avengelyne Shi 1 showing Avengelyne jumping to the left (wearing her crucifix electrical tape outfit that is a cross from her neck to her crotch and then across her breasts), she is thrusting her butt 90 degrees from her side to the left, Shi is in a boobs and butt pose running to the right while slashing to the left and looks EXTEMELY awkward, Shi's string thong also means her butt just looks bare facing us

Shi looks so unhappy to be in this pose

cover of War Goddess #12 showing Pandora/War Goddess (white woman with black hair wearing a tiara helmet and a bronze bustier and brown pants) jumping down holding a knife in her arm and with a wide open mouth, her breasts are pushed up to her neck in her bustier like little balloons and her legs are tucked in and tiny, her right leg is missing at the knee, there are 2 black gloved hands below her

She really hates black gloves

panel from Team Youngblood #18 showing Psilence and Riptide's butts (with their thongs pulled very high up) as they walk to a factory, Psilence's thought bubble reaches across the entire panel to cover what would be Riptide's crotch area showing under her butt, the thought bubble says "that's what I intend to find out"

Such Subtle Word Bubble Placement

2 panels on top of each other from War Goddess #6 showing War Goddess awkwardly stabbing forward at a harpy (boobs censored) who is grabbing at a woman's neck, War Goddess is on the left and the woman is on the right, then the next panel she is slashing in an almost boobs and butt pose, her wrist seemingly bent and broken to accomodate the panel, her torso twisted to face us, she is cutting the harpy's face off, she is on the right, the woman is on the left, 180 degree rule completely broken

Makeup Post: Pandora Breaking Anatomy & the 180 Degree Rule

panel from Team Youngblood 14 showing Riptide (white woman with white hair) lying down on a sheet naked with her breasts covered by her arm and blanket below her, her body is bent so her shoudlers and head are at a 90 degree angle to her back and her legs are tucked behind her butt but her legs look really tiny and stuck together with one leg seemingly coming out of her butt, behind her a photographer holds up his fingers in an okay sign and his fingers also look weird

Most Terrifying Pin-Up Ever

cover of Avengelyne vol 4 #3 showing Avengelyne fighting a demon, she s jumping away with her sword pointed at it, and her legs bent, she's wearing a black bustier and black panties, her torso is extremely squeezed inward so it's tiny than her neck

Never Eat A Black Hole Before Fighting

cover of Avengelyne/Shi #1 showing Avengelyne and Shi fighting samurai, Avengelyne is in the back holding her sword up and with one leg forward wearing her electrical tape, Shi is bent with her knees forward and her butt backwards and her torso forward with her hands out like she's planning to give a hug, she's wearing a red quilted top cropped under her breasts and a string thong

You Do Not Want To Be Around Her After A Burrito Buffet

ridiculous fighting stances

panel from Team Youngblood 15 showing Masada, a Japanese woman in a green bodysuit shouting "Oy Gavalt! Somebody call a medic, hurry! I think she's going into labor!" in front is a blonde woman in a red domino mask and a red and white bodysuit clutching her stomach which is drawn as a giant ball under her breasts, beneath her are her crotch and legs in the bodysuit which looks really strange and huge like she's melting

Do Escher Girls Produce Escher Babies?

pregnancy doesn't work that way

cover of Riptide #2 for Image Comics showing Riptide (white woman with big white hair) looking forward her mouth open in an O and her eyes white, she's holding her hands up on either side of her face, they kind of look like wings coming out of her head, and her breasts which are larger than her head are below her as perfect anti-gravity spheres with her outfit painted on top

TFW You Ponder The Orbs

boobs don't work that way

panel from War Goddess #11 looking up at War Goddess (a dark haired woman with a golden helmet and brown pants and silver grieves, she is wearing a crop chest plate over her breasts with no straps except on the back, how it stays on is a mystery, she is in a boobs and butt pose as she raises a spear and shield up, her breasts are tilted to face us, both breasts seemingly growing on the side of her body

Goddess of War or Goddess of T&A?

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Return To Wonderland #1 showing a white woman drawn realistic style with brown hair up in a long high ponytail, she is coming out of the mirror wearing a tight strapless bustier that barely covers the front of her breasts showing cleavage as she leans towards the viewer, she's wearing tight leather leggings with her legs spread wide, one leg in the mirror behind her, she's holding an axe behind and there's a frog freaking out under her crotch area

The Frog Wants Out Of This Cover

Grimm Fairy Tales

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #98 showing Artemis (in the Wonder Woman costume) rushing towards the audience viewpoint with her breasts facing us (barely covered by the WW top) and her legs as little stubs below her seeming to come out from her ribs as she yells with her arms outward at the elbows

Wonder Woman & Artemis' Mystery Legs

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit edition #1 with the real life models of Glory and Avengelyne (blonde white woman with curls in a red strappy top and wearing red thigh highs) and Avengelyne (brunette model wearing a black bandeaux and black collar and hotpants) they are holding swords and in the same position as that infamous Rob Liefeld Glory/Avengelyne cover, they are attractive thin women but about 5x thicker than Rob Liefel's women and their spines are not bending forwar despite being in the same pose

Real Life vs Liefeld

The Jungle Wha...???

What The Z Is Her Body

bizarre anatomy

cover of Bloodrayne Tokyo Rogue 2 showing Bloodrayne (red haired vampire girl in a black bustier cro ptop and black leather pants) kneeling on ther ground with one knee up past her chest, her torso is leaned forward but her head is offset from her neck very awkwardly like it's been cut and pasted

Even Dhampirs Can Sleep Funny

disembodied heads

cover of "Inferno - The Dream Eater Saga" from Zenescope Comics showing a woman with short brown hair in a black trenchcoat and black leather pants holding a gun up near her head, there's a black haired woman with glasses behind her with flames around her, the brown haired woman has her butt thrust out past her shoulders and head and her spine seemingly bending 90 degrees under her coat

TFW When You Want To Fight And Twerk At the Same Time

Grimm Fairy Tales

cover of Aquaman vol 3 #11 showing Aquaman (in his bearded 90s/00s phase) jumping towards the audience in water, behind him is Dolphin who is a white girl with white hair in a blue swimsuit top and blue jean shorts, she looks really strange with her head really big and her legs are out en pointe behind her, her arms are out by her head like she's shouting "boo"

Dolphin Is Not Pleased By How She's Drawn

panel from Avengelyne Bad Blood #2 that shows a blonde woman in a red bra top and thong facing Avengelyne who is held up by a female cop while she's slumped on the ground, Avangelyne's mouth is open and behind held open by the cop. The blonde woman's word bubbles are edited to be blank. The narration box says "A flordia theme park. Closing time"

November Caption Contest: Meanwhile at a Florida Theme Park...

caption contest

a page from Avengelyne Bad Blood #2 showing a dark haired woman cop saying "Hsss" and then next panel Avengelyne does a jumpkick but in a very static way where it looks like she's hovering in midair as she says "When it comes to THIS kind of encounter" and then the final panel is Avengelyne in an extreme boobs and butt pose crouching n the ground her leg tucked in and the other out with her bare butt (thong presumably inside her butt) showing, she says "that I can give as good as I get"

Avengelyne Now With 0.01% More Action

panel from War Goddess #3 showing War Goddess in a private jet with a woman with red hair in a black dress siting down with her legs spread so we can see between her thighs, War goddess is in a black camisole and tight jeans, she is standing facing the audience with her hands on her hips, her back is bent despite standing straight up so her hips jut back and to the right and are completely off-centre disconnected from her torso

Weirdest Lingerie Model Birthday Sleepover Ever

a page from Jade Warriors 1 showing a fight as sexy Asian ninja assassins jump in through a window into a strip club (of course), one of the sexy ladies is crouched up oin a ball and looks like a potato, her back is very bulky and weird, at the bottom panel is a butt shot of the protagonist "Deathkiss" as we look up at her butt and her bent back that is like a reverse C ship coming out of her butt, other bendy sexy ninjas attack her, every panel is a total mess, a jumble of rubber bodies, visual noise

More Jade Warriors, More Chaos

page from Avengelyne: Bad Blood #0 showing Avengelyne fighting a blonde girl in a pink sports top and black high cut thong panties jumping with a sword in a frog pose and another woman with brown hair in a high ponytail in a thong and black top standing in a boobs and butt pose holding her sword away from the other girl so the other girl's slash would probably take her arm off, it is an exact copy of the later Threshold Allure page except the blonde girl's legs & socks have their colours reversed

Avengelyne vs. Threshold Allure!!???

attack of the clones

panel from Justice League of America vol. 2 #25 showing Black Canary being shot in the back by an arrow, she screams out, her back arches inward, her butt thrust backwards and her butt is in focus

Butts of JLA Vol. 2 - Part 2: Black Canary

gratuitous butts

panel from Justice League of America vol 2 #18 showing Batman and Superman standing facing the audience viewpoint, Wonder Woman and Vixen are in front of Superman both facing away from the viewer with their backs arched and butt thrust back

Butts of JLA Vol. 2 - Part 1: Wonder Woman

gratuitous angles

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit #1 showing Avengelyne and Glory sitting next to each other with water shooting up at them (it looks like blue spikes), both of them are very thin and snakelike, they're in swimsuits and their breasts are pushed up, their legs looked oddly attached and their backs are arched

Snakewomen With Collarboobs Sitting Between Plastic Spikes?

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