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textless cover of Vampirella vs Purgatori #1 from Dynamite Comics showing Vampirella sitting on a rock with Purgatori above her leaning back with her arms out, without the title text we can see Vampirella's lower half and legs clearly, her hip is jutted out to her right beyond her shoulder, but her other leg is coming from her left which shouldn't attach to wehre her hip is implied to be

Purgatori's ecstatic at Vampirella's detached leg

cover of "The Tenth #3" showing the Tenth in the background (purple monster dude) and the main character girl in the front (latina/Asian girl with dark short hair) and next to her is her dark skinned friend with curly blonde hair bent over on all 4s thrusting her back out in a rubber spine pose

I suppose 10 in roman numberals is X

cover of Zenescope Comics "Little Mermaid #1" showing a brunette mermaid in front of London's Tower Bridge, she is leaning against rocks above water and her torso is extremely thin and rubbery and goes into her buttocks which stick out in front of her tail

Why Do So Many Mermaids Have Buttcracks!?

cover of Vampirella vol. 5 #17 from Dynamite Comics showing Vampirella holding a skull in front of a castle, she's drawn with her shoulders pushed up and her back arched out, her back is arched at 90 degrees and her stomach is sucked in so it's inverted

Vampires Can Have Rubber Torsos Too

panel from X-Force vol. 1 #43 showing Siryn (orange haired woman with long ponytail in a green and yellow skintight suit) jumping up with one leg out and the other bent at the knee and pressed against her thigh with her foot almost covered by her butt, her back is bent 90 degrees

Stecky Has Company

panel from X-Force vol. 1 #43 with a woman in a club standing with her head back and smiling saying "My name is Stecky! What's yours?" her body is in a tight red dress and bent like a tetris block, with her upper back and chest going from left to right in a diagonal, then her lower back under her chest going right to left in another diagonal, then her legs are forward again under her hips from left to right

Beware of Stecky

cover of Soulfire: Collected Edition showing a green haired girl with fairy wings in a green tight crop top and green tight pants, her hips are pointed to the right with her legs going left, her breasts and chest are pointing left, and her torso is stretching to connect the two and makes her look like a rubber tetris block

Faerie Tetris Block

cover of Agents of Atlas vol. 2 #5 showing Spider-Man fighting Gorilla Man (a giant ape that is wearing a shirt and pants), Wolverine fighting Human Robot (a metallic 60s style robot guy) and Ms. Marvel (Carol danvers in the black outfit) fighting Namora, Namora's back is bent 90 degrees at her waist with her butt thrusting back, and Carol is grabbing her in a boobs and butt pose with her butt thrust out and both cheeks visible with the barcode covering Carol's butt

Boobs, Butt, and Barcode Pose

cover of White Widow #5 from Absolute Comics with White Widow (a white haired woman without a mask wearing a skin tight white spider-man style costume that is hugging her body so tightly you can see both her butt cheeks separated and her breast), she is sitting on top of a gargoyle with her butt thrust back into it and her face looking at her phone which she's holding, her eyes are wide and her face looks like she's surprised or shocked, she is sitting in a way that looks like a porn cowgirl pose

Vibrating Ridged Gargoyle

cover of The New Avengers vol. 2 #28, with the "A vs X" crossover label, it depicts Luke Cage running toward the audience viewpoint on the right, Hawkeye in the background aiming to the up and right and Spider-Woman in a vacuum-sealed outfit with boobsocks doing... something, with one arm thrust out and the other pulled back, her body is leaning toward her thrust out arm with one leg up and the other bent back under her pelvis, she looks like she just came to a quick stop

Weird Spider-Woman

full page panel from New Avengers vol. 2 #28 showing the Marvel heroes rushing forward in a clockwise circle from the 9 o'clock position (with name labels next to them): Blue Marvel, Falcon as Captain America (labeled Captain America), Luke Cage, White Tiger, She-Hulk, Spectrum and Power Man, in the centre is Spider-Man, White Tiger is in a jump kick, She-Hulk is rushing forward with one leg bent foward but it looks like she has no waist or back leg, Spectrum's legs look disconnected from her

Random limbs everywhere

crop of X-Force vol. 1 #50 focusing on the women characters on the back cover who are all in an extreme bent spine pose with tiny waists and puts thrust out looking like tetris blocks

Yet More Worm Girls

cover of grimm fairy tales 58 showing a woman with black hair and glasses in a blue frilly bra/corset top and yellow short shorts holding a sword, she has her butt thrust out and her back bent in a rubbery way and a very long torso

Happy 12th Anniversary to Escher Girls!

fix of Velocity panel where her torso and back have been filled in so she doesn't look like her body is a tiny bent rubber hose as thin as her neck

Velocity redraw fix

cover of "White Widow #7" by Absolute Comics showing a red haired white woman in a skintight boobsocked red and black suit with silver bio armor around her shoulders and hands as well as a black symbiote like goop around her right arm, her left arm has a witchblade type gauntlet on, her right leg looks like it's coming out of her crotch and is extremely en pointe

Spider-Woman from Wish.com

cover of Robyn Hood vs. Red Riding Hood comic book from Zenescope Comic, showing Red Riding Hood who has fanged teeth in a skintight red outfit with hood, jumping at or away from Robyn Hood who is in the foreground notching a bow at her, Red Riding hood has her arms spread out and is in a severe boobs and butt pose where her torso is facing our view but her legs and butt are running away from us

Red Riding Hood's like "DON'T YOU DARE SHOOT THAT ARROW UP MY BUTT!"

Superheroing is a dangerous job

September Caption Contest: Competitive Sword Squatting?

cover of "Dog Eaters" #1 comic book from Antarctic Press showing the characters's faces layered in the background, in the foreground is a blonde girl holding a gun with her breasts thrust upward and her back arched 90 degrees, and another woman with her torso stretched out like a worm and rubberized and bent at almost 90 degrees also looking like a stretched and bent piece of gum

Rubber torsos, rubber spines, rubber breasts

cover to Marvel "True Believers #1 Phoenix Presents Jean Grey vs Sabretooth" which is a reprint of X-Men vol. 2 #28's cover showing Sabretooth fighting Jean Grey who is in a boobs and butt pose with a tiny waist smaller than her neck

Vacuum-sealed boobs and butt Jean Grey

cover of Van Helsing vs Dracula's Daughter #1 from Zenescope Comics showing Van Helsing (dark haired woman in a black trenchcoat and red and black corset top and black short shorts and fishnets) punching a vampire in the face in an extreme boobs and butt pose where her lower torso is completely turned in a different direction than her breasts

"BOOBS AND BUTT PUNCH!!!"

2 page spread cover of "I make boys cry" #3 from Absolute comics showing 5 women sitting in a room with armor on their legs and arms and wearing lacy bras and panties, the girl in the back who has blonde pigtails is leaning against the back of a bench, her upper torso is completely vertical while her lower torso is completely horizontal, so her body makes a perfect right angle L shape like a centaur

TFW war breaks out during a lingerie shoot and you become rubberized from the radioactive fallout

cover of Youngblood vol. 2 #3 with the text "babewatch!" and the female characters all in skintight boobsock outfits that look spraypainted on, in the centre is a woman with boobsocks in a fully covered white, red and blue outfit, next to her are four women, 2 on either side, all in snakey "S" poses like tetris blocks with their chests thrust out and spines bent at 90 degrees with their butts thrust back

S Club 6

Panel from The Tenth #4 with the 2 main girls being attacked by some creepy clown ghost, the blonde girl is basically naked with her clothes ripped off (no actual private parts or nipples showing) and bent over doggy style in front of the guy and the other girl is floating in the air with her breasts going upward and her shirt torn at her stomach

Absolutely Traced From Porn (cw: sexual assault)

2 panel art showcase from WILD C.A.T.S. sourcebook showing the team together, the large panel on the left shows the team running at the a with the women all with tiny wasp waists and bent backs, Zealot in particular has a waist smaller than her neck and bent at well over 90 degrees, the panel on the right show the team standing up and Zealot again has a tiny waist and bent back

Terrifying Centaur Zealot

cover of Soulfire #1 by Aspen Comics showing a blonde boy in a white tank top and khakis standing in a battle pose with energy blades, leaning above him is a thin woman in a white bikin top and tight white pants, she has wings, her body is bent and elongated, so her legs are verticle, her torso is horizontal, and her breasts are almost vertical again

Snake torsos and thigh gaps oh my

cover of Artemis: Requiem #4 by DC Comics showing Artemis (white woman with long orange hair in a high ponytail, her hair is so long it goes past her feet), she is approximately 15 heads long, she is being grabbed by tentacles and her back is bent at the torso by 90 degrees and her hips are apparently the length of her tiny torso

TFW your hair is less fluid than your body

comic panel of Wonder Woman holding her lasso of truth, she is standing in a pose where her butt is thrust backwards and her legs are coming out in front of her, she has large muscles on her arm but a tiny head

At least she's got great muscles

panel from Prophet vol. 1 #10 by Image Comics, showing several superheroes drawn in Rob Liefeld's style with the men having large oversized muscles, there are labels showing the name of each character, which are "Byrd", "Knightsabre", "Task", "Badrock", "Shaft" and "Psilence" who is the lone woman, she is tretched out horizontally across the long panel with her eyes closed and her arms behind her back like she is stretching on the bach, her back is arched 90 degrees & her ribcage is a triangle pointing up

TFW you're just trying to get some sun but a superhero fight breaks out

promotional material for "MetalShade" comics book showing a bunch of 90s bad girl style heroines falling down toward the audience viewpoint with the moon in the background, all of them have boobsocks, the one at the front has a giant mutant arm and her torso is elongated and stretched like rubber and her butt is thrust backwards

Boobsocks and Falling Centaur Women

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