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cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

Goddammit Godannar, you're even worse than we thought!

ad for Edge Mech Assault showing 2 anime girls with elf ears standing together and pushing their breasts together, their clothing is so tight they have boobsocks and it's squeezing their skin visibly, the text reads "Get your Wife!! Free 300 Summons. Download today for limited-time benefits"

Get your wife... clothes that fit

photograph of cover of an art book titled "Super Heroines" by Hubert De Lartigue showing an illustrated (realistic style) white woman in a white and blue trimmed plastic-looking space helmet and in a white and blue-strimmed sci fi body suit with cups over each breasts, she is holding a sci fi gun in either hand and jumping in a boobs and butt pose, also her belt looks like it might be a thong digging between both butt cheeks

Atomic Wedge Powered Jetpack

cover of Mightiest Disciple Kenichi manga vol. 6 showing a blonde anime girl holding her arms out in fists and jumping to the left in a boobs and butt pose with her body vacuum sealed into her purple bodysuit with her breasts flying into the air in boobsocks

Helium boobs

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure that shows a blue haired anime catgirl in ahegao face wearing a skintight white outfit that hugs her giant breasts and has pink zippers starting from her nipples to the sides of her breasts, she also has a zipper going vertically over her crotch area and is sitting on a crushed soda can that is spraying white liquid out

Her "soul" is certainly being "awakened"

cover of Batman vol. 3 #134 showing a realistically drawn version of Punchline in a tight purple top that hugs both her breasts like socks she is bending both of her shoulders around her breasts so that her shoulders are both bent extremely forward and looks like she's been folded inwardly with her far shoulder looking completely dislocated

The Incredible Folding Girl

cover of Zenescope Comic's Black Knight #4 showing a black haired girl with a streak of purple in her hair with her hair flowing to the left side, she is standing in a gold bodysuit with a boob window, her back is arched and her waist and entire torso is like rubber and extremely thin and tiny

Wasp cosplay so accurate she becomes an actual wasp

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure showing a blue haired anime girl sitting in a boobs and butt pose in a blue camiltole over a white blouse and shorts

Three ads, so many questions

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

I am terrified

preview image of Gantz pvc statue of Reika X showing her (black haired pale skin anime girl in a skintight black jumpsuit with a tight black straps over her breasts and up her butt in a tight outer thong) standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience and pushing her breasts up and out with her back bent over 90 degrees while she holds a shotgun over her head

TFW your gun is too heavy and breaking your body in half

promo screenshot of Goddess of Victory Nikke showing a pale haired pale skinned anime girl in a pink bodysuit that looks literally painted on hugging her breasts

Vacuum-sealed For Victory

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #13 of Cyblade kicking an enemy with her breasts shooting outward and her bottom leg coming out of the bottom of her crotch

What is a Cyblade? A miserable pile of body parts

article in PSM issue 50 (Oct. 2001) about SSX tricky showing a blonde haired girl drawn in comic book style on a snowboard showing boobs and butt with boobsocks hugging each breast

SSX Chilly

panel from Maximage #2 comic showing a black haired woman with long arms and a tiny torso bent in at the back with her butt sticking out with no room for organs and her spin over 90 degrees bent talking to a red haired woman in a skimpy outfit who is 12 heads tall

Terrifying

promo art for Goddess of Victory: Nikke showing several girls with boobsocks runnign at the camera, on the right is a girl with a low cut top with her breasts about to spill out entirely

In the future wars are fought by lingerie models

chromium trading card 13 of Cyblade from Cyber Force showing her running forward with her butt way above her head

Escher Cards

cover of The Invincible Iron Man vol. 5 #5 showing Emma Frost in a skin tight white outfit with jacket that is hugging her breasts holding Iron Man's bloody helmet in her hand while standing in a boobs and butt pose with the bottoms of both buttcheeks visible to the viewer as iff her butt is dislocated and her head is sitting above her right shoulder

Boobs and Butts and Helmets

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #3 showing Velocity (white skinned girl with red hair in a skintight green and yellow bodysuit) holding a sabre and standing up with her butt thrust out and back bent inward

TFW your costume is way too tight

Priorities

panel showing cyblade fighting a dragon with her torso being thinner than her neck and her butt vacuum sealed

TFW your torso is almost 2-dimensional

art of Rage of Bahamut showing a brunette pale anime style girl with boobsocks in a black bodysuit lying in a boobs and butt pose on a wagon

Terrible superglue accident

textless zoom promo art for Pixel Game Maker MV that shows a blonde male adverturer holding a sword behind his back in a sitting pose showing boobs and butt because the audience viewpoint is looking up at him, behind him is a white haired girl in a centaur boobs and butt pose with her butt flying backward as she falls

Mixed doubles boobs and butting

half page of witchblade #3 showing sara pezzini (witchblade) in a boobs and butt pose and a sihlouette of her jumping out the window looking snake like with her torso thinner than her neck and her legs twice the size of the rest of her body

Snakeblade? Witchsnake?

ad for Unitia saying "DEFENDER PICKUP" with 3 anime girls, in the centre is a blonde haired anime girl with boobsocks and zippers around the trim, on our left is a blonde haired woman in a tight dress with big red boobsocks that are shaped like a plump teardrop

TFW you're smuggling a pair of Cantonese buns out of a restaurant

page from Cyberforce vol. 2 #6 showing Ballistic jumping at an enemy with her butt vacuum sealed showing both buttcheeks at the audience viewpoint and her breasts are boobsocked almost triangles sticking up, she is in a boobs and butt pose

Vacuum sealed pitching

ad for queen's blade limit break showing a pink haired anime girl in a french maid costume falling down toward the audience viewpoint so we see up her skirt to her black tights that hug the outline of her crotch

Beware: Falling Maids Ahead

page from Booster Gold vol. 2 #1,000,000 showing Goldstar (Booster's sister, blonde haired white woman in a white skintight suit with gold trim) jumping to hug Booster in a boobs and butt pose with Rip Hunter in the background watching

Superheroines must boobs and butt in all situations by law

panel from Codename: Stryke Force #14 showing a black haired woman in a purple and pink outfit standing in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt vs Centaur Pose: The Eternal Battle

cover of cyberforce vol 2 #30 showing Cyblade on the cover except she has no neck and her head is embedded into her collar

The rubber plague infects all

cover of PSM issue 80 (Jan. 2004) showing a female ninja with a red facemask and red accents on a white suit standing with her sword at her back and twisted in a boobs and butt pose

Somebody else is familiar with the sexyjutsu

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