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ad for Omniheroes mobile game that says "3x 999 frree summons guarateed" showing a purple haired woman with long purple hair and a bandage over one eye in a white nighti attached to her neck by strings, it's V shaped and goes down the sides of her breasts showing cleavage and nipples through it, she has large wide hips that come out of around her navel and is coming out of a treasure chest

Free Summons Guaranteed, Physics Not Guaranteed

panel of black widow vol. 2 #3 showing black widow lying on the ground holding her hands to her head, her outfit is painted on to show her muscles and her breasts flopping to the side, both nipples and areola are visible, it's clearly painted on herm legs are pressed together

Taking "painted on clothing" literally

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cover of snow white vs snow white 2 from zenescope comics showing 2 snow whites (women with glasses and long dark hair) one wearing a black dress and one wearing a blue bustier and red boots, fighting each other while flying int he air, their legs are tangled up and the one in the black dress as her chest and torso swiveled to the left while her legs are to the right and it is a painful bent while the one in blue has her legs and torso 90 degrees set to each other sideways

Escher Girl vs Escher Girl

panel from Avengers the Crossing showing Black Widow in her 90s look (black outfit with red patterns & a brown trenchcoat like Gambit) jumping and kicking an enemy her thighs are thick but disappear into tiny feet, her chest is twisted up 90 degrees to her torso. The dialogue goes: Hawkeye: "I guess it was worth a try, eh, babe?" Black Widow: "It was Clint. It was. But if we are to die today, let us go out with style, my friend. Let us go out like AVENGERS." (Clint in the lettering looks like "Cunt")

I don't know if the art or the lettering is more unfortunate

panel from "space force: stormy daniels omnibus" showing a woman clad in a tight blue space suit hugging both buttcheeks separately and her boob that is seemingly floating with no support,she's in a helmet and she's turning pointing her butt at a robot and shooting at it with a gun

Sexy Toothpaste?

stuck in quicksand

cover of Riptide #2 for Image Comics showing Riptide (white woman with big white hair) looking forward her mouth open in an O and her eyes white, she's holding her hands up on either side of her face, they kind of look like wings coming out of her head, and her breasts which are larger than her head are below her as perfect anti-gravity spheres with her outfit painted on top

TFW You Ponder The Orbs

boobs don't work that way

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit edition #1 with the real life models of Glory and Avengelyne (blonde white woman with curls in a red strappy top and wearing red thigh highs) and Avengelyne (brunette model wearing a black bandeaux and black collar and hotpants) they are holding swords and in the same position as that infamous Rob Liefeld Glory/Avengelyne cover, they are attractive thin women but about 5x thicker than Rob Liefel's women and their spines are not bending forwar despite being in the same pose

Real Life vs Liefeld

panel from Justice League of America vol. 2 #25 showing Vixen being held in a web by Anansi, a giant spider, she is in a boobs and butt pose she says "where am I? what are you? I am inside the Tantu Totem and you're the Trickster." Anasi says "Why ask questions when you already know the answers? You are. Yes, I am Kwaku Anansi and all stories belong to me."

Boobs, Butt, and a Spider for Halloween Week

2 panels from Justice League of America vol 2 #6 showing Amazo screaming in pain throwing his head back (he is NOT in a boobs and butt pose), next to him is Vixen channeling his pain screaming out in the exact same pose with her arms out and head and chest back but she IS in a boobs and butt pose, her butt twisted to face the viewer... the narration box in the Amazo panel says "He definitely feels it." and in Vixen's panel says "Pain. Totem. Found."

Vixen Boobs and Butt Pose Now With Worse Context!

double standards

cover of "Bunny Goes To Space" showing a realistic art style of a white woman with dark eye makeup and blonde hair holding a gun in her hands in a purple jumpsuit cut high at her crotch, she has obviously been drawn naked and then the outfit painted on, her breasts hang loose like they're naked and each one is painted in the purple suit as if it's not fabric

Boobsocks In Space

I Have So So Many Questions

panel from Dart #2 showing Dart (blonde woman in a silver outfit that hugs her breasts and body and she has boobsocks floating in the air, she has giant lips and eyes) walking away from another woman, her breasts are pointing upward, defying ravity, her back is bent 90 degrees and her butt is thrust backwards

Dart is terrifying

cover of Dart 2 showing Dart (blonde woman in a skintight silver outfit that hugs every curve, it ends at her pelvis and digs into her crotch) sitting on the ground with one leg up, her torso is tinier than her neck, she's holding a whip that's coiled around her neck and held by a woman standing in front of the audience viewpoint, Dart visible between her legs

Poor Dart

panel from Elektra vol. 1 #7 showing Elektra (white woman in a red bathing suit type outfit cut very high up the thigh, holding 2 sais, and standing in a boobs and butt pose with her torso seemingly swiveled 90 degrees at her waist like an action figure, she is standing in an S pose with her thighs forward and butt thrust back, a man with a whip and a zorro outfit stands in front of her, the narration box reads: "And now she must face him. His whip touches her thigh gently, as a shy lover's inquiry."

TFW you accidentally break your action figure

cover of Hero Alliance #7 from Innovation Publishing showing a blonde woman in a skin tight green jumpsuit with her seemingly braless breasts pushed up in it with her nipples visible through the "suit" she is in high heels and has her butt thrust back and legs bent as she grapples with a dude in a suit

An Awkward Fight In A Very Cold Room

page from "Team Innocent: The Point of No Return" PC-FX game that shows the English and Japanese titles at the top, and then the 3 girls at the bottom who are 3 anime girls with extremely long and thin bodies, their limbs like pipecleaners and tiny stomachs, one girl is thrusting her chest forward with her hips and butt thrust backwards and one leg bending inward

Team Mantis Girls

cover of catwoman vol. 2 #47 showing catwoman in her purple catsuit with boobsocks dodging two face shooting a gun at her, she has one leg bent back and the other thrust upward as she stretches out her arms and bends her back thrusting her chest out, her face is pressed into her boobs

Catwoman is as confused as the rest of us

panel from elektra 17 showing Nina McCabe (blonde woman in a black version of Elektra's ninja leotard and hairband, wielding two swords behind her back as she jumps in the air with her butt cocked toward the audience, she is in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts in tight boobsocks

More Butts, More Ninjas

cover of Elektra 17 showing Nina McCabe (blonde woman in a black version of Elektra's ninja leotard) fighting with a sai with Elektra blocking her arm with her own sai with her butt facing the audience and her boobs also as she's twisted in a boobs and butt pose

Elektra: Ass-assin

card art of Miki from Senran Kagura: New Wave mobile game showing a light-skin anime girl with long pink hair wearing a backless, strapless, bathing suit type top that is a V shape from her crotching up to her breasts where it clings like it's glued on, she is kneeling in a boobs and butt pose with her pantied butt facing the audience and her back twisted to show her breasts

Boobs, Butt, Boobs, Butt, Boobs... Bike Shorts?

panel from Titans vol. 2 #16 showing Donna Troy in black and white flying off Titans tower with her breasts pushed together in her V cut suit and her arms spread and her legs behind her but as little stumps above her knee (her legs are supposed to be behind her thighs but you can't see them) and with a strange look on her face, the narration says "your friends are trying to live their own lives"

Poor Donna Troy

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Cover of City of Heroes vol. 3 #18 by Top Cow/Image Comics titled "Ladies' Night" showing Dominatrix holding a stripper pole on a bar and dancing while Ms. Liberty looks on in annoyance below, Swan and Mynx are in the corner looking up at her at her, Swan looks bored and Mynx looks surprised both of them have very strange looking boobsocks, esepcially Mynx whose breasts are both separated but also pushed together like cleavage even though she's technically naked (with fur) and not wearing a shirt

The Mystery of Mynx

textless cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Code Red #4 showing a woman with blonde hair in a V cut skintight red catsuit (her giant breasts bigger than her head uncovered in the V opening with no support but are magically lifted) holding a sword with her far hand (which is tiny due to poor foreshortening) and a woman with white hair jumps awkwardly behind her with a knife while the blonde woman also faces us but they are supposed to be fighting

Valentine's Day Caption Contest: Fighting or Flirting?

splash page of Supergirl vol. 5 #41 showing Supergirl flying at Superwoman with her hands cocked for a punch, Superwoman has boobsocks that wrap her unsupported breasts like skin, her stomach is sucked in so it's thinner than her neck and inverted and her butt is also wrapped to show both butt cheeks putting her in a boobs and butt pose

Supergirl vs. The Plasticine Woman

poster from Wizard Magazine as part of the "Marvel Masterpiece" set showing Psylocke painted in a realistic fantasy novel cover style with painted on clothing so her breast looks naked but is coloured as her costume, she's kneeling on a tree branch or something with her back and butt facing us and her head looking back at us, her back is arched over 90 degrees like she's an ostrich or centaur with her butt pushed out

TFW somebody walks in on you removing your butt, legs and boob

panel from City of Heroes vol. 3 #16 from Top Cow/Image Comics showing Miss Liberty (blonde white girl in a red and blue suit with white gloves and gold shoulder pads and red mask) pointing on a table and yelling at the Freedom Phalanx, her face, eyes and mouth are open in a way that looks like a woman orgasming in porn

Revisiting the City of Heroes comics

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales 118 from Zenescope Comics showing a woman with long black hair and glasses in a tight blue top that is basically painted onto her breasts standing holding a sword by her side, her waist is cinched in smaller than her nenck and then flares back out to her bubble hips

Oops my intestines imploded

crop of X-Force vol. 1 #50 focusing on the women characters on the back cover who are all in an extreme bent spine pose with tiny waists and puts thrust out looking like tetris blocks

Yet More Worm Girls

cover to Marvel "True Believers #1 Phoenix Presents Jean Grey vs Sabretooth" which is a reprint of X-Men vol. 2 #28's cover showing Sabretooth fighting Jean Grey who is in a boobs and butt pose with a tiny waist smaller than her neck

Vacuum-sealed boobs and butt Jean Grey

cover of Youngblood vol. 2 #3 with the text "babewatch!" and the female characters all in skintight boobsock outfits that look spraypainted on, in the centre is a woman with boobsocks in a fully covered white, red and blue outfit, next to her are four women, 2 on either side, all in snakey "S" poses like tetris blocks with their chests thrust out and spines bent at 90 degrees with their butts thrust back

S Club 6

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