boobs don't work that way

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales #80 with a black haired woman in glasses fighting a spider woman who is in the front of the audience viewpoint, the spider woman has two breasts one one side of her body under her armpit area

Boobflounder or 8 breasts spiderwoman? You decide!

cover of Threshold Allure #3 from Boundless Comics showing a dark haired woman fighting a blonde haired woman, the blonde has boobsocks and chaps, the brunette has a white tank top and black pants cut low showing her butt cheeks, she is also in a boobs and butt pose

Battle of the Fashion Disasters

page from Iron Man Vol. 2 #6 showing the hulk confronting Mr. Fantastic, Captain America, and Sue Storm, Sue has her back arched and butt thrust out with both butt cheeks prominently outlined in her tight pants

When Pym Particles Malfunction

cover of Ojisan in Another World Japanese manga with a blonde girl in glasses holding a Sega Genesis controller, her head is tilted back looking at the audience and her breasts are swiveled to the side, except her collarbones are completely offset from it, her breasts are almost 90 degrees from where they should be according to her collar and neck

Boobflounder in Another World

card art of Marvel Onslaught trading cards of Crystal, red haired white woman in a skintight yellow painted on suit with boobsocks and she is shooting out some wind with her left hand that is seemingly melting, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose

Crouching buttcheek, Hidden Boobs and Butt Pose

Boobs and Butt pose, jiggle physics and NFTs, oh my

comic page of Supergirl shouting "No more games!" as she breaks free of kryptonite chains, she is in her Churchill/Loeb/Turner outfit (the 2 piece blue crop top/mini skirt combo) with her braless breasts vacuum sealed into her top and her skirt hanging very low right above her crotch

TFW your costume shrunk in the wash & you've run out of underwear

screenshot of Alice from Girls X Battle, green haired anime girl in a black and white skintight jumpsuit hugging each of her buttocks, she is looking down at the audience viewpoint in a boobs and butt pose with her breast lined up with her butt

Anime video game girls are a series of tubes

close up of blue haired girl in Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere poster showing her holding a spear with her breasts seemingly coming off her body and her torso bending away with her leg coming out from behind a character's body so it's hard to tell how everything attaches

When breasts just don't want to be in a poster

comic page splash art of "Cybernary" with the text: "A coterie of cannons points the sizzling cybernary surfwards. Sporting a bronze bikini, the cyborg siren is ready for rays and relaxation." showing a red haired light skinned woman wearing a tiari with large horns curving over her hair, she is in a bikini outfit bending backwards holding onto a tank's cannon, thrusting her chest out with her left breast falling off her body seemingly

Runaway breasts and tactical tank cuddles

cover of Xibercannon song from Konami's Sound Voltex IV Heavenly Haven video game, showing an anime girl with elf years and purple hair, she is in a white and blue dress coat with boobsocks, the tails of the coat are lifted to show her pantied butt, she is bending in a boobs and butt pose holding a sniper rifle with one hand behind her

Boobs and Butt No Scope

cover of ultraverse power of prime #3 of a blonde woman with big flowing hair in a torn up purple and black outfit which are like fishnets around her arms and thighs, her breasts are pressed together with no fabric providing leverage, and her back is rubbery

The Snakewoman Cometh

cover of Marvel Comics Presents #161 with the text "NEW WARRIORS MACE VENGEANCE HAWKEYE" underneath the title and a black haired woman in a skintight blue/black bodysuit with skin hugging boobsocks with a pink visor and silver horns coming from the visor, she is posed with a cinched in waist and thrusting her butt out to our right and with a silver ring and lines around her wrist shooting out

Taking showers can be dangerous

cover of Avengelyne Power #1 with Avengelyne (brunette light skinned woman with a black hairband and a V shaped top that covers the side of her breasts and goes down to her crotch with strings in an X across her breasts) standing holding a sword with her back bent in a 90 degree angle to her butt and also her breasts pressed up high

Predraw Challenge 3! Funniest submission wins a prize

cover of Codername Stryke Force #9 with a black haired woman in a purple and black skin tight outfit with her breasts pushed together and thrusting upwards and her body in a centaur pose and her shoulders and head kind of disconnected from it

Escaping boobs can be a very surprising experience

cover of Death of Wolverine #4 with Jean Grey in her green and gold phoenix outfit kissing Wolverine in his yellow and brown outfit, Jean is in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts layered on top of each other on the right side of her body

Jean Grey's Boobflounder Boobs and Butt Pose

ad for Marvel X-Men Vote that reads "#XMENVOTE" at the top and "POLLS ARE NOW OPEN" at the bottom, in the centre as a number of x-men, most prominent is a blue haired light skinned woman in the middle with a sleeveless blue and yellow crop top that has boobsocks clinging to each breast, and in the background is an orange-haired woman on fire in a yellow body suit with boobsocks

Democratic boobsocks

Dedicated Math Teachers

cover of the Coven vol. 2 #4 showing a white skinned (literally white) black haired woman naked with her naughty bits covered by wisps of white smoke as she's banging on a glass porthole and in a centaury pose with anti-gravity breasts with more smoke behind her

When you're left in the washing machine too long and lose all your colour

cover of Codename Stryke Force #13 with a woman with long black hair flowing to the right, she is wearing a skin tight pink suit with a diamond hole for her torso to be exposed and her breasts are unsupported and seemingly coated as if her outfit were paint and you can see her nipple outlines

TFW you use bodypaint to cover up your costume shrinking

ad for video game "Puppet Nightmares" that reads "Puppet Nightmares CLICK HERE" with "NSFW" at the bottom, with a blonde girl upside down at the top with large breasts folding backwards toward her head and below her her legs are out under her green dress at strange angles, below her is a purple demon girl with blue hair with hands over her breasts

Maybe the true puppet nightmare were the posts we made along the way

When your boobs cheer on your New Years resolution to exercise more

photo of a manga called "Division Maneuver", the cover is a dark haired light skinned anime girl with blue eyes in a red, white, and black mecha suit that covers her arms and legs but leaves her chest open so her breasts are sticking out cupped in white and blue fabric, her crotch is also exposed with a small white triangle of panties covering it

When your boobs and crotch are invincible but the rest of you ain't

video game ad that reads "100 draws! up to 150 free summons gift code: epicmmon50" with 5 anime women in sideways cut rectangle panels, all of them with anti-gravity breasts twice the size of their heads and several of them with boobsocks

free summons of fruit smugglers

ad for Five Stars for Klatyn showing a woman in a black officer's hat and full military regalia for her shoulders and sleeves but wearing a white bikini and white laced up trousers under a black coat, to our right is a blonde anime girl with full shoulder and arm armour and grey/black armor on her side that stops at her breasts where they only cup them and the entire centre of her torso is exposed skin

Somehow I don't think that outfit's within military regulations

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales #60 with a green haired girl with white glowing eyes and green "hands" covering her breasts, her ribs are showing and her torsos appears almost paper thin and bent 90 degrees

Taffy woman and grabby plant hands

panel from Artemis Requiem #6 with Artemis lying on the ground defeated with her breasts and legs sticking up wearing a battle bikini outfit

Rude

cover of Belle Beast Hunter #3 with Belle (brunette wearing a black leather tied crop top and black short shorts) standing with her butt and back to the audience and her boob showing on the side of her body looking detached

Belle the Breast Hunter trying to catch runaway boobs

card of Odia from Fantasica, white short haired anime girl bending backwardsin a boobs and butt pose

A sexy rubber ducky

single panel comic that reads "HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM ESCHER GIRLS" at the top with a child in a ghost costume on the bottom left, a child in a ballerina costume with a mohawk to the right of the ghost saying "I really love your cosmic horror look!" and on the far right is a blonde white woman in a red crop top and beige shorts in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts flying in the air shouting "I'M A SEXY HEROINE!" at the bottom reads "Twitter: @trashpanstudios" and "eschergirls.com"

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