boobs don't work that way

cover of Banzai Girls #3 showing a dragon grabbing Jinky Coronado (Asian girl with light brown hair in a school girl outfit) her torso is pushed up and her breast is flying upward her butt seems disconnected under the dragon's claw and is pushed back, at the bottom is a woman with her clothes torn off in lingerie and her legs are drawn so they are not connected to her torso

Just body parts flying off everywhere

2 screenshots side by side of "Island Questaway" mobile game showing a girl bent over a dry circle of ground with a horse lying in front of it with its tongue out to show it is thirsty, the horse is in a red bikini and has breasts underneat its body, on the top of the screen is a body of water and 2 penis outline shaped ditches nearby not filled with water, there is a hand pointing at the water and in the next screen, ditches have been dug by the hand to connect the penis areas to flow water into them

W H A T

Worst. Dance. Party. Ever.

ad for Last Origin showing an anime style girl jumping up in a toga/dress her foot bent backwards and her breasts flying up into the air

TFW every part of your body wants out

panel from "What if? Fantastic Four" showing the alternate universe cosmonaut fantastic four being looked at by Stalin, a red haired woman is in a tight red costume that's vacuum sealed around her breasts

What If? Seran-wrapped Breasts

ad for demon girl contract showing a reddish skinned anime girl with fox years and long white hair in a black bikini with large breasts and thighs, the text says "SSR Great Swordsman" and her stats, she is holding a large sword facing downwards but most of the ad is her body

Battle Bikini & Showdown of Clones double feature

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

Goddammit Godannar, you're even worse than we thought!

ad for Edge Mech Assault showing 2 anime girls with elf ears standing together and pushing their breasts together, their clothing is so tight they have boobsocks and it's squeezing their skin visibly, the text reads "Get your Wife!! Free 300 Summons. Download today for limited-time benefits"

Get your wife... clothes that fit

ad for Queen's Blade: Limit Break with the text "Cattleya is here! BAM!" showing Cattleya (anime woman with glasses and giant breasts each twice the size of her head, barely contained in a purple bikini top, flying upwards above her shoulders as her arms swing a sword between her breasts flying up, her feet are facing forward

... those aren't her knees

ad for Vivid Army showing a green haired anime woman leaning on her breasts with her head face up and facing the audience viewpoint, behind her head and squashed breasts are her upside down torso vertical above her head and her butt above her head and legs bent so her feet are on her breasts

TFW you can't find anybody to step on you

zoom in on Wicked #4 comics showing a black haired woman with vampire teeth and a V shaped bikini taped to her boobs and a mutated armor jumping on stiletto heels at a demon

March Free-For-All Card Caption Contest!

cover of Mightiest Disciple Kenichi manga vol. 6 showing a blonde anime girl holding her arms out in fists and jumping to the left in a boobs and butt pose with her body vacuum sealed into her purple bodysuit with her breasts flying into the air in boobsocks

Helium boobs

comic book cover of Red Agent: The Human Order #1 May the 4th edition with a blonde woman in a black storm trooper type outfit cropped just under her breast, her breast shape hangs down as if without support but also appears encased in the stormtrooper armor implying that that's the shape of the armor, she is also in a black thong and holds a gun in her far hand

More boob armor, more problems

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure that shows a blue haired anime catgirl in ahegao face wearing a skintight white outfit that hugs her giant breasts and has pink zippers starting from her nipples to the sides of her breasts, she also has a zipper going vertically over her crotch area and is sitting on a crushed soda can that is spraying white liquid out

Her "soul" is certainly being "awakened"

cover of Zenescope Comic's Black Knight #4 showing a black haired girl with a streak of purple in her hair with her hair flowing to the left side, she is standing in a gold bodysuit with a boob window, her back is arched and her waist and entire torso is like rubber and extremely thin and tiny

Wasp cosplay so accurate she becomes an actual wasp

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure showing an anime girl with blue hair and cat ears in a skin tight white top that is hugging her giant breasts (twice the side of her head) like socks around each one, on the left nipple is a zipper(?), she has her tongue out like she's panting and her arms above her head. the text reads "Choose the WIFE you LIKE!"

What do you call nipple zippers, nippers? zipples?

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure showing a blue haired anime girl sitting in a boobs and butt pose in a blue camiltole over a white blouse and shorts

Three ads, so many questions

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

I am terrified

cover of "Wicked" #4 from Millenium Comics showing a dark haired white woman in a V shaped swimsuit barely covering her breasts (and seemingly no attached to anything) and crotch in high heeled boots jumping at a demon with her legs spread and arms open

Wicked

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #13 of Cyblade kicking an enemy with her breasts shooting outward and her bottom leg coming out of the bottom of her crotch

What is a Cyblade? A miserable pile of body parts

panel from Purgatori vs Vampirella showing Purgatori (red skinned black haired naked woman) stabbing a dude through the chest with her butt pushed out behind her and her back bent 90 degrees, her breasts are covered by the dude's leg. She says "You are an enemy of Jade as well? Then I will fight alongside you, pretty one, even though you debase yourself by dealing with human fleshbags!"

Strawberry Gummy Fight

promo art for Goddess of Victory: Nikke showing several girls with boobsocks runnign at the camera, on the right is a girl with a low cut top with her breasts about to spill out entirely

In the future wars are fought by lingerie models

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #3 showing Velocity (white skinned girl with red hair in a skintight green and yellow bodysuit) holding a sabre and standing up with her butt thrust out and back bent inward

TFW your costume is way too tight

comic panel from Mighty Avengers vol. 1 #25 showing hero "ban luck" who is a Chinese hero wearing strips of red cloth over her chest like a heart shape barely covering her breasts which appear to be flying up in the air due to unknown circumstances as she is standing up and the audience viewpoint is upwards at her (also she is literally yellow)

TFW you smuggle balloons in your shirt and also you get covered in mustard

art of Rage of Bahamut showing a brunette pale anime style girl with boobsocks in a black bodysuit lying in a boobs and butt pose on a wagon

Terrible superglue accident

ad for Unitia saying "DEFENDER PICKUP" with 3 anime girls, in the centre is a blonde haired anime girl with boobsocks and zippers around the trim, on our left is a blonde haired woman in a tight dress with big red boobsocks that are shaped like a plump teardrop

TFW you're smuggling a pair of Cantonese buns out of a restaurant

page from Cyberforce vol. 2 #6 showing Ballistic jumping at an enemy with her butt vacuum sealed showing both buttcheeks at the audience viewpoint and her breasts are boobsocked almost triangles sticking up, she is in a boobs and butt pose

Vacuum sealed pitching

cover of cyberforce vol 2 #30 showing Cyblade on the cover except she has no neck and her head is embedded into her collar

The rubber plague infects all

ad for RPG Maker MV Trinity showing various characters jumping into the sky with a pink haired anime girl in the background in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and butt pose and runaway breasts

PS1 Pal cover for Gekido: Urban Fighters video game showing all the characters and in the forefront is a blonde woman wearing a purple hat and a longe sleeve blue crop top and her torso showing, her stomach looks like taffy

Taffy Woman strikes again

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