boobs don't work that way

ad for Marvel X-Men Vote that reads "#XMENVOTE" at the top and "POLLS ARE NOW OPEN" at the bottom, in the centre as a number of x-men, most prominent is a blue haired light skinned woman in the middle with a sleeveless blue and yellow crop top that has boobsocks clinging to each breast, and in the background is an orange-haired woman on fire in a yellow body suit with boobsocks

Democratic boobsocks

Dedicated Math Teachers

cover of the Coven vol. 2 #4 showing a white skinned (literally white) black haired woman naked with her naughty bits covered by wisps of white smoke as she's banging on a glass porthole and in a centaury pose with anti-gravity breasts with more smoke behind her

When you're left in the washing machine too long and lose all your colour

cover of Codename Stryke Force #13 with a woman with long black hair flowing to the right, she is wearing a skin tight pink suit with a diamond hole for her torso to be exposed and her breasts are unsupported and seemingly coated as if her outfit were paint and you can see her nipple outlines

TFW you use bodypaint to cover up your costume shrinking

ad for video game "Puppet Nightmares" that reads "Puppet Nightmares CLICK HERE" with "NSFW" at the bottom, with a blonde girl upside down at the top with large breasts folding backwards toward her head and below her her legs are out under her green dress at strange angles, below her is a purple demon girl with blue hair with hands over her breasts

Maybe the true puppet nightmare were the posts we made along the way

When your boobs cheer on your New Years resolution to exercise more

photo of a manga called "Division Maneuver", the cover is a dark haired light skinned anime girl with blue eyes in a red, white, and black mecha suit that covers her arms and legs but leaves her chest open so her breasts are sticking out cupped in white and blue fabric, her crotch is also exposed with a small white triangle of panties covering it

When your boobs and crotch are invincible but the rest of you ain't

video game ad that reads "100 draws! up to 150 free summons gift code: epicmmon50" with 5 anime women in sideways cut rectangle panels, all of them with anti-gravity breasts twice the size of their heads and several of them with boobsocks

free summons of fruit smugglers

ad for Five Stars for Klatyn showing a woman in a black officer's hat and full military regalia for her shoulders and sleeves but wearing a white bikini and white laced up trousers under a black coat, to our right is a blonde anime girl with full shoulder and arm armour and grey/black armor on her side that stops at her breasts where they only cup them and the entire centre of her torso is exposed skin

Somehow I don't think that outfit's within military regulations

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales #60 with a green haired girl with white glowing eyes and green "hands" covering her breasts, her ribs are showing and her torsos appears almost paper thin and bent 90 degrees

Taffy woman and grabby plant hands

panel from Artemis Requiem #6 with Artemis lying on the ground defeated with her breasts and legs sticking up wearing a battle bikini outfit

Rude

cover of Belle Beast Hunter #3 with Belle (brunette wearing a black leather tied crop top and black short shorts) standing with her butt and back to the audience and her boob showing on the side of her body looking detached

Belle the Breast Hunter trying to catch runaway boobs

card of Odia from Fantasica, white short haired anime girl bending backwardsin a boobs and butt pose

A sexy rubber ducky

single panel comic that reads "HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM ESCHER GIRLS" at the top with a child in a ghost costume on the bottom left, a child in a ballerina costume with a mohawk to the right of the ghost saying "I really love your cosmic horror look!" and on the far right is a blonde white woman in a red crop top and beige shorts in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts flying in the air shouting "I'M A SEXY HEROINE!" at the bottom reads "Twitter: @trashpanstudios" and "eschergirls.com"

Happy Halloween to all our amazing readers!

Face covering boobs can be just as protective as masks

cover of 7th Garden #6 with a light blue haired anime girl with pale skin in a green and white dress that is open in the middle and only covering her breasts with 2 circles at the bottom of her breasts presumably covering her nipples, her breasts are round beach balls pressed together and floating up with seemingly nothing to hold them up

When you're shapeshifting between human form and fruit

ad for Magicami with 3 anime style girls with paint splashed on their seemingly bare chests with their breasts floating and squished in the air

Be careful when using anti-gravity paint not to get it on your breasts

cover of anime divergence eve with 3 anime girls standing in water in bikinis, on the left is a white haired girl with her bikini bottom almost falling off, in the middle is a pink haired short girl and on the right is a blue haired girl with a side pony tail and her breasts pushed up by the pink haired girl byut looking like they're floating in the air

Team Boobet's blasting off again!

page from Ant #9 with Ant, red clad fully covered woman with boobsocks sticking her butt out as she jumps in a centaur-esque boobs and butt pose

ANTi-gravity breasts (I'm so sorry)

panel from Hawk & Dove comic book with a black haired girl with purple front tips on her hair, she is wearing a grey hoodie which conforms to her breasts like socks and hugs her torso which is going down like a long rectangle before suddenly flaring out into hips in an almost L shape

Vacuum sealed worm girl

photo of statuette of Super Sonico, purple haired anime style girl with big breasts covered in star shapes that are bouncing in the air while she shows her butt under a frilly skirt in a boobs and butt pose

the danger of anti-gravity breasts

ad for "King's Throne" with the text: "Enjoy NEW Maiden Chambers! NSFW" with an illustration of 3 women, a brunette in a white and red dress and bow on the left, a blonde in a green dress in the centre, and a redhead in a green dress on the right, and big lens flares on their breasts

Shiny breasts

ad for Alchemy Stars: Aurora Blast showing a pale skinned anime girl with white hair and one red and one white eye, she is in a form fitting black dress with a big boob window showing cleavage and her breasts flying in the air, with the words "Exclusive Beginner's Recruitment! Guaranteed 6 Star Aurorian!"

When your breasts aren't into your music

ad for Dragon Awaken that says "Design your own Goddess" with a blue haired girl in blue armor with exposed cleavage and her breasts seemingly coming out of her collarbone, on the opposite side is a red haired pale girl in red and black armor with a huge chest window showing her breasts and a belly window right under

Collarboobs vs Boob Window: Dawn of Sexy

2 panel page from One Punch Man with a woman being tortured, twisted into a boobs and butt pose with her dress hugging her butt and her boobs in boobsocks flying down at her head saying: "There's just one more kid besides the hostage, one of our members took him of his own accord." "He managed to escape from his cage, I don't know where he went after that..." "Agh. The remaining outsiders in the hideout are... Narinki's mercernary squad, hero hunter garou, aghh... that's every one."

Boobs and butt torture

ad for Mighty Party that says "Fight in Quick Battles!" with a blonde wolf ears girl in a skin tight backless bodysuit that vacuum seals around her buttcheeks and breasts and her breasts are seemingly defying gravity

Wolf girl lemon smuggler

still from Ranbu Sangokushi Rumble ad with with a woman wearing a collar and tassel/suspender things covering her breasts, to the right of her (our right) isanother woman in armor with a boobwindow

Romance of the Three Battle Bikinis

ad for Idle Angels that says "Idle Angels is an Idle RPG Game", on the left is a red haired anime girl, in the middle is an armored blonde woman, on the right is a purple haired anime girl wearing a purple boobhugging top with boob window and her breasts appear to be flying up and off her chest

Idle angel, energetic breasts

Korean ad for Lineage M with a male elf wearing blue holding a bow and a female blonde elf in pink holding a bow in a bent pose with boobsocks and her breasts drawn on one half of her torso

Runaway boobsocks

image of two characters from Zone of the Enders one being a white haired man in a tight flight/pilot suit but without it showing any crotch details, the other being an orange haired girl with armor that stops at her breasts which are very boobsocked and hanging freely and her crotch is outlined in her tight suit

Extreme Boobsock Piloting coming to ESPN this fall

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