EscherGirls

boobs don't work that way

Enigma of Chestia

gratuitous breasts

cover of manga "Triage X" #18 showing a blonde anime girl in a suit jacket with her breasts flying out in her blouse like balloons, she is swinging a sword pointed at the audience viewpoint and her legs and butt showing under her skirt are twisted in a boobs and butt pose so her legs are 90 degrees from her torso

She definitely needs triage now

boobs and butt pose

image from Marvel Swimsuit Special #1 showing Wasp, Meggan, Guardian, and Aurora in swimsuits flying in the air, their breasts are anti-gravity and hteir limps are everywhere, sne some of their legs look very plasticine

Random Legs and Also Some Boobs

panel from Elfen Lied chapter 32 showing an anime catgirl with long pale hair looking up with a confused/concerned expression on her face, at the bottom of the panel her breasts are pointing upwards in 2 different directions in her shirt

Boob Danger Sense Activate!

anti-gravity breasts

panel from Elfend Lied chapter 14 showing an anime girl with her head down and the sounds "RRR RRR RRRRR" around her, her breasts are encased in boobsocks in her top and separately floating

Calm Your Sacks of Flying Animals?

anti-gravity breasts

cover of "DARKSIDE" from Maximum Press showing Avengelyne (brunette in a black sports bra style top and black high thong and thigh highs) standing up with her back arched inward over 90 degrees and butt thrust back, she is holding two swords

Avengelyne being turned into a Screwdriver or Toothpick

panel from Eunuch of Empire ch. 2 that shows a girl in a frilly dress upside down with the bottom of the dress falling down her stomach to show her panties, her legs and crotch are positioned literally right above her breasts, as if she's just been compacted without a torso in between, the narration box says "She loves to move around and just can't sit still even for a moment."

Human Zip File

organless torsos

animated image of a woman running from a man wearing armor, the woman is in a tight green top with her breasts flying in different directions and shaped like missiles, the breasts are separately encased in the fabric, her breast flies off and hits the guy & explodes like a missile

Torpedo Tiddies Redux!

best of escher girls

cover of X-Men Kingbreaker #3 showing a woman in green with big boobsock covers over her breasts that hover in the air, her hips are cocked to the side but her torso looks kind of bent awkwardly at her hips and at her head

Lorna's boobs trying to nope out of there

runaway breasts

2 page splash cover of Jade Warriors: Slave of the Dragon #1 showing Deathkiss (black haired Asian woman in a black torn bikini top and thong, pushing up off the ground with her legs lying on the ground, her torso looks oddly connected to her legs which are fading into the distance, her eyes are closed and head tilted like she's enjoying it, a woman in green stilettos stands on her butt and holds a sword at her neck

Careful when stepping on blow up dolls with stilettos

sexualized in defeat

photo of a Japanese how to draw book that says (in Japanese): Super Deformed Pose Collection - Female Characters" showing several hairless "pose model" type figures (pale "skin" with large heads, they look like women without skin or hair just basic shapes for posing, though they have eyes and mouths), the one in the foreground is posed sitting up with a tiny waist and large breasts, behind her are several other figures, one is lying on the ground pushing up with hands and her back bent 90 degrees in a U

At Least The Title Is Correct

how to draw books

ad for League of Angels showing an animated gif of a purple haired pale skinned girl standing with her back and shoulder tilted towards us and her breast coming out from under her shoulder, it is pulsating and glowing

Angels Breathe Through Their Boobs

league of angels

panel from Avengers: United they Stand 5 showing Black Widow jumping down holding a rope with Hawkeye beside her, Black Widow's breasts are flying up and she's smiling as her legs are bent 90 degrees in front of her hips as if they aren't attached (boobs and butt pose with her feet blocking her butt b/c her knees are bent)

Natasha Wins Again

boobs and butt pose

cover of DV8 vol 1 #29 from Wildstorm showing 3 very badl drawn cartoon women standing in front of congress, the main one in the front is a blonde woman with metalic skintight outfit with boobsocks and angry look on her face and arms out to the side, she's lying forward into us and looks huge, 2 other owmen in weird poses are behing her, the foreshortening is all off making them look like they're falling over and their legs are shrinking, there's another woman behind them

DV80085

boobs don't work that way

panel of black widow vol. 2 #3 showing black widow lying on the ground holding her hands to her head, her outfit is painted on to show her muscles and her breasts flopping to the side, both nipples and areola are visible, it's clearly painted on herm legs are pressed together

Taking "painted on clothing" literally

spraypaint clothes

panel from Elektra vol. 3 #24 showing Elektra as a stripper with floating feathers covering her nipples , she has a string thong and bills on her waist, she's stabbing two men with sais, her chest and breasts are tilted 90 degrees to her torso coming out of her armpit

When pillow fights go wrong.

panel from Avengers the Crossing showing Black Widow in her 90s look (black outfit with red patterns & a brown trenchcoat like Gambit) jumping and kicking an enemy her thighs are thick but disappear into tiny feet, her chest is twisted up 90 degrees to her torso. The dialogue goes: Hawkeye: "I guess it was worth a try, eh, babe?" Black Widow: "It was Clint. It was. But if we are to die today, let us go out with style, my friend. Let us go out like AVENGERS." (Clint in the lettering looks like "Cunt")

I don't know if the art or the lettering is more unfortunate

panel from Jade #4 showing a blonde girl with a child face and glowing eyes with metal on her body, her head is a little offset over her shoulder, she has a tiny thin arm reaching out and then under her armpit on the side of her body is a giant round breast the size of her head wrapped in a red cape, another hand is behind her breast, the caption says "it's what humans do, their tragedy and their miracle. in any case, she can't harm us now."

What

runaway breasts

panel from Tomb Raider vol. 2 #6 (2014 run) showing 2 female zombies wrapping in bandages but with a low cut bandage(?) top showing round breasts and cleavage which stands in contrast to their rotting bodies, they are also in weird poses with hands down like they're going to tickle somebody and the other has hands to the side like dancing with her hip thrust sideways

January 2025 Caption Contest: Night of the Tickling Dead?

caption contest

ad in Wizard Magazine for nov 1995 showing an ad for Miami Comics and Marvel comics crossover saying "Ultraverse what is Phoenix doing here? What does she have to do with the Ultraverse? No one's telling... yet" showing Jean Grey Phoenix in the background with many phoenix girl variants in front all of them with their legs bent at the knee and flying towards the audience, on the front left is a red haired girl in a white suit with her legs are weird stub tubes disconnected under her breasts

The Death and Rebirth of Phoenix's Legs

Wizard Magazine

panel from Jade #4 showing Jade (Asian woman in a green leotard and leggings with long black hair) and Silence (an Asian woman clad in a green leotard with a facemask) together, Jade is saying "Prepare yourselves for many of you will not survive this day. Our enemies conspire around us but before we can turn our attention to them. We must first destroy my ancient enemy. Pai Lung has retreated you see." Her breasts are encased in boobsocks & pointing up, Silence's boobs are flying upwards

Calm Your Ninja Balloons

Jade [Chaos Comics]

cover of Elektra vol. 3 #7showing Elektra drawn in a realistic style jumping up with her leg bent and foot en pointe and other leg behind her, she's holding a spear and pointing it at the audience viewpoint with her chest tilted toward the audience, her butt is behind her and disconnected to show both butt cheeks in a boobs and butt pose

Elektra is so done with these poses

Jiggle All The Way

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

panel from Zero Hour 30th Anniversary Special showing Kyle Rayner as the Green Lantern talking to an AU Barbara Gordon in her old blue and yellow Batgirl suit, he says "Validus did this. Don't you recognize me, Batgirl? I'm Green Lantern!" and Barbara says "I have no idea who you are." She is drawin very strange with her boob coming out of her armpiy and then her stomach and ass coming out of the side of her breast and her head about a foot offset and to the right of her shoulder

"I have no idea who you are, I have no idea what I am either."

disembodied heads

panel from "space force: stormy daniels omnibus" showing a woman clad in a tight blue space suit hugging both buttcheeks separately and her boob that is seemingly floating with no support,she's in a helmet and she's turning pointing her butt at a robot and shooting at it with a gun

Sexy Toothpaste?

stuck in quicksand

Geometry Teaching Mermaids

youtube ad for "Human Psych Engineering" that says "HOW TO GET ANYONE" with an AI generated realistic looking woman with blonde hair, she's holding two hands up with finger guns in the air but also she has 6 fingers in each hand, she's wearing a grey sweater top with a boob window and ehr breasts are showing but they look like two detached spheres, the text says "These 2 principles work for men on women, sponsored HumanPsychEngineering"

"Get" Anyone... Before They Can Escape

an ad for "Kansen x Shoujo" mobile game that shows an anime woman with 4 breasts pushed together (they look like buns) in a top that has a boob hole showing the bottoms of her top breasts and the top of her bottom breasts with 4 nipple bumps showing through the fabric on the top and bottom, she is standing with long legs about 3x her torso and there's a close up showing her boob hole and an angry look on her face

Well, that's... new

boobs don't work that way

cover of Riptide #2 for Image Comics showing Riptide (white woman with big white hair) looking forward her mouth open in an O and her eyes white, she's holding her hands up on either side of her face, they kind of look like wings coming out of her head, and her breasts which are larger than her head are below her as perfect anti-gravity spheres with her outfit painted on top

TFW You Ponder The Orbs

boobs don't work that way

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit edition #1 with the real life models of Glory and Avengelyne (blonde white woman with curls in a red strappy top and wearing red thigh highs) and Avengelyne (brunette model wearing a black bandeaux and black collar and hotpants) they are holding swords and in the same position as that infamous Rob Liefeld Glory/Avengelyne cover, they are attractive thin women but about 5x thicker than Rob Liefel's women and their spines are not bending forwar despite being in the same pose

Real Life vs Liefeld

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