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boobs don't work that way

panel from Elektra vol. 3 #24 showing Elektra as a stripper with floating feathers covering her nipples , she has a string thong and bills on her waist, she's stabbing two men with sais, her chest and breasts are tilted 90 degrees to her torso coming out of her armpit

When pillow fights go wrong.

panel from Avengers the Crossing showing Black Widow in her 90s look (black outfit with red patterns & a brown trenchcoat like Gambit) jumping and kicking an enemy her thighs are thick but disappear into tiny feet, her chest is twisted up 90 degrees to her torso. The dialogue goes: Hawkeye: "I guess it was worth a try, eh, babe?" Black Widow: "It was Clint. It was. But if we are to die today, let us go out with style, my friend. Let us go out like AVENGERS." (Clint in the lettering looks like "Cunt")

I don't know if the art or the lettering is more unfortunate

panel from Jade #4 showing a blonde girl with a child face and glowing eyes with metal on her body, her head is a little offset over her shoulder, she has a tiny thin arm reaching out and then under her armpit on the side of her body is a giant round breast the size of her head wrapped in a red cape, another hand is behind her breast, the caption says "it's what humans do, their tragedy and their miracle. in any case, she can't harm us now."

What

runaway breasts

panel from Tomb Raider vol. 2 #6 (2014 run) showing 2 female zombies wrapping in bandages but with a low cut bandage(?) top showing round breasts and cleavage which stands in contrast to their rotting bodies, they are also in weird poses with hands down like they're going to tickle somebody and the other has hands to the side like dancing with her hip thrust sideways

January 2025 Caption Contest: Night of the Tickling Dead?

caption contest

ad in Wizard Magazine for nov 1995 showing an ad for Miami Comics and Marvel comics crossover saying "Ultraverse what is Phoenix doing here? What does she have to do with the Ultraverse? No one's telling... yet" showing Jean Grey Phoenix in the background with many phoenix girl variants in front all of them with their legs bent at the knee and flying towards the audience, on the front left is a red haired girl in a white suit with her legs are weird stub tubes disconnected under her breasts

The Death and Rebirth of Phoenix's Legs

Wizard Magazine

panel from Jade #4 showing Jade (Asian woman in a green leotard and leggings with long black hair) and Silence (an Asian woman clad in a green leotard with a facemask) together, Jade is saying "Prepare yourselves for many of you will not survive this day. Our enemies conspire around us but before we can turn our attention to them. We must first destroy my ancient enemy. Pai Lung has retreated you see." Her breasts are encased in boobsocks & pointing up, Silence's boobs are flying upwards

Calm Your Ninja Balloons

Jade [Chaos Comics]

cover of Elektra vol. 3 #7showing Elektra drawn in a realistic style jumping up with her leg bent and foot en pointe and other leg behind her, she's holding a spear and pointing it at the audience viewpoint with her chest tilted toward the audience, her butt is behind her and disconnected to show both butt cheeks in a boobs and butt pose

Elektra is so done with these poses

Jiggle All The Way

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

panel from Zero Hour 30th Anniversary Special showing Kyle Rayner as the Green Lantern talking to an AU Barbara Gordon in her old blue and yellow Batgirl suit, he says "Validus did this. Don't you recognize me, Batgirl? I'm Green Lantern!" and Barbara says "I have no idea who you are." She is drawin very strange with her boob coming out of her armpiy and then her stomach and ass coming out of the side of her breast and her head about a foot offset and to the right of her shoulder

"I have no idea who you are, I have no idea what I am either."

disembodied heads

panel from "space force: stormy daniels omnibus" showing a woman clad in a tight blue space suit hugging both buttcheeks separately and her boob that is seemingly floating with no support,she's in a helmet and she's turning pointing her butt at a robot and shooting at it with a gun

Sexy Toothpaste?

stuck in quicksand

Geometry Teaching Mermaids

youtube ad for "Human Psych Engineering" that says "HOW TO GET ANYONE" with an AI generated realistic looking woman with blonde hair, she's holding two hands up with finger guns in the air but also she has 6 fingers in each hand, she's wearing a grey sweater top with a boob window and ehr breasts are showing but they look like two detached spheres, the text says "These 2 principles work for men on women, sponsored HumanPsychEngineering"

"Get" Anyone... Before They Can Escape

an ad for "Kansen x Shoujo" mobile game that shows an anime woman with 4 breasts pushed together (they look like buns) in a top that has a boob hole showing the bottoms of her top breasts and the top of her bottom breasts with 4 nipple bumps showing through the fabric on the top and bottom, she is standing with long legs about 3x her torso and there's a close up showing her boob hole and an angry look on her face

Well, that's... new

boobs don't work that way

cover of Riptide #2 for Image Comics showing Riptide (white woman with big white hair) looking forward her mouth open in an O and her eyes white, she's holding her hands up on either side of her face, they kind of look like wings coming out of her head, and her breasts which are larger than her head are below her as perfect anti-gravity spheres with her outfit painted on top

TFW You Ponder The Orbs

boobs don't work that way

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit edition #1 with the real life models of Glory and Avengelyne (blonde white woman with curls in a red strappy top and wearing red thigh highs) and Avengelyne (brunette model wearing a black bandeaux and black collar and hotpants) they are holding swords and in the same position as that infamous Rob Liefeld Glory/Avengelyne cover, they are attractive thin women but about 5x thicker than Rob Liefel's women and their spines are not bending forwar despite being in the same pose

Real Life vs Liefeld

panel from War Goddess #3 showing War Goddess in a private jet with a woman with red hair in a black dress siting down with her legs spread so we can see between her thighs, War goddess is in a black camisole and tight jeans, she is standing facing the audience with her hands on her hips, her back is bent despite standing straight up so her hips jut back and to the right and are completely off-centre disconnected from her torso

Weirdest Lingerie Model Birthday Sleepover Ever

screenshot of Tumblr search for "fencing" showing an inserted ad from Echocalypse mobile game showing a white haired anime girl with giant torpedo breasts shooting out of her breasts encased in separately wrapped lace cloth and then held up by chains attached to her bo staff that is between her breasts, next to her is another picture of a white haired anime girl with giant breasts that appear to have the makeup of sand bags, one is being held up like a sandbag

More Echocalypse More Problems (with boobs)

boobs don't work that way

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit #1 showing Avengelyne and Glory sitting next to each other with water shooting up at them (it looks like blue spikes), both of them are very thin and snakelike, they're in swimsuits and their breasts are pushed up, their legs looked oddly attached and their backs are arched

Snakewomen With Collarboobs Sitting Between Plastic Spikes?

panel from War Goddess #11 showing a woman with a gold metal face and horns and orange hair she is in a skin-tight black suit holding her hand up with energy coming out of it, people are zombies behind her, her breasts are pressed up in separately encased gloves next to her arm which is coming out of her side and not her shoulder

All Hail The Gourd Queen

boobs don't work that way

Terrifying Nikke Girl: Now With Movement!

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

screenshot of Nikke: Goddess of Victory ad showing an illustrated anime style girl with hair buns, she is in a pose where she's ostensibly standing up, her butt in a tight black dress facing us, but then her back bends all the way upside down so her back makes a 45 degree angle to her butt, her dress encased breast is an orb defying gravity facing up (literally up) and her arm curls around her chin with her elbow bent facing up, her head is facing upside down, her head is almost touching her butt

Like a bowling ball on top of a joystick

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

variant cover of Dazzler vol. 3 #1 from Marvel Comics (2024) showing Dazller in her 80s short hair, red headband, brown jacket and blue jumpsuit look, her suit is vacuum sealed showing her abs and her round unsupported breasts that are kind of hovering, her torso is tiny and her hips are cocked out 90 degrees to her torso with her legs tucked in under her as she jumps and shoots at the audience viewpoint

Vaccum-sealed Rubber Dazzler

ad for "Echocalypse: Scarlet Covenant" mobile game with a pale skinned silver haired anime girl with hair similar to Miorine from Witch from Mercury, she is is a purple crop top that starts from her neck and has a giant cutout around her chest like a reverse heart showing most of her very large breasts and a little triangle of cloth over the centre which may or may not hide a nipple, she is holding one breast up like a sack of sand. There's text that says "New Characters" going into her boob

New Characters Are Like Sand, Apparently

boobs don't work that way

censored panel from "Let's Draw Manga Sexy Gals" that shows a naked sketched woman throwing her body back her breasts flying out into the air splaying on either side, little lines are about her nipples to show "jiggle" the words point to the lines and say "Note the effect of these lines." her nipples are censored with blue

How To Draw Gainaxing And Detached Legs

how to draw books

panel from Justice League of America vol. 2 #21 showing a blue costumed man with a blue full mask and yellow cape holding Hawkgirl up from behind, she is pushed upwards as the viewer looks up at her from between her legs to her breasts, her breasts are shooting upwards like missiles, defying gravity, he says "The scales must be balanced, hawkgirl!"

Calm Your Eggs, Hawkgirl

anti-gravity breasts

One Piece Cover Comic Project panel by Boichi of chapter 410 showing Nami and Kalifa, Nami is in a black crop top that hugs her banana shaped breast with a sucked in stomach and mini skirt, Khalifa is in a black skintight dress with a tiny stomach and fishnets and a boob window in her dress, she is raising a knee up while in an extreme boobs and butt pose with both buttcheeks hugged in her black dress facing the audience and both breasts facing us too

Vacuum-sealed Boobsock vs Vacuum-sealed Boobs and Butt Pose

boobs and butt pose

cover of Jade #4 from Chaos COmics showing an Asian woman with long black hair flying behind her, she is in a skintight green suit that hugs her breasts which are flying in the air, she has her arms spread holding swords behind her, one leg is tucked up at the knee and we don't see the calf, just a long tiny foot behind her butt, and the other leg stretched out into infinity (the it gets cut off by a dragon tail and the edge of the cover), there's a Chinese dragon below her

Plasticine Jade

an ad for goddess of victory nikke for a character named "Anis" showing a blonde anime girl with giant breasts wearing a tiny white string bikini across them as they somehow defy gravity and hover, she's bent at the knees with her crotch in the bikini bottom showing and holding a gun in her hands

TFW you want your clothes back

gratuitous breasts

cover of City of Heroes comic book #3 (second volume, published by Blue King Studios) showing a Carnival of Shadows woman (woman in a purple bra and red and yellow spotted panties with a carnival white facepaint mask) holding sais attacking War With (woman with green and black hair in a black strapless top that hugs her breasts like socks, the Carnival of Shadows woman as her stomach sucked in and back bent 90 degrees, as does War Witch but War Witch's back is bent extremely at 90 degrees under her breasts

Sexy Killer Clown vs. Centaur Girl for Friday The 13th

cover of Soul Saga #1 comic book with 2 men in armor in the centre and right of the page, in the back left is a blonde woman wearing a V neck bustier with a purple cloth hanging from her chest going down her torso covering the centre of her pelvis, according to the colour, her pelvis continues past her thigh and onward to possibly the bottom of her leg

Best of Escher Girls 13th Anniversary: Soul Saga Extravaganza

anniversary post

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