boobs don't work that way

Shutterstock image of a redheaded mermaid lying down with starfishes on her breasts, she has 2 legs and a crotch that merge into her fin

Yet another leggy mermaid

card art of Amalthea from Mobius Final Fantasy, black haired mage woman with her butt toward us and her vacuum sealed breast stapled to the side of her torso

Waning crescent boob

snippet of ad for Jerk Dolls that says "play Jerkdolls for Free Today" with anime figurine girls, on the left is a dark haired girl with a tiny thin body and giant breasts pushed up and in by her tight barely covering tube top like a balloon, the girl at the front has barely covered nipples and is holding her shirt in her mouth

Toy Story 7 going in some unusual directions

Grenadier Sexy Fanservice compilation 3

Pavarti from Megami Tensai with very tightly sealed boobsocks

The freshest breasts require the tightest vacuum seals

panel from Darkness #6 with a snake woman in a thong bending over holding a man from behind

Seduction by Snakewomen

promotion for "New System!! Gear" from Legend of Minerva/Minerva Knights with a red headed girl cut off under her shoulder with a boob flying up

Beware the boob grenades of doom

panel from Konna Elf ni You wa Nai! (You Ain't Qualified An Elf As I Need) with an elf girl with long hair with glued on clothing to her breasts sitting with her hips cocked

You've heard of elf on a shelf what about elf with a shelf

anime cover of amazing nurse nanako with a cat girl nurse with boobsocks and her breasts flailing about in a boobs and butt pose, her butt facing us as well with her panties exposed under her skirt

The bigger problem is she's not wearing a mask in a hospital environment

Superia from Captain America #433 dropping down with her breasts tilted on her chest not matching up with her shoulders or chest looking like she has 2 breasts vertically on her body

Don't you hate it when your breasts don't obey physics equally

panel of Murmur from Alpha Flight Vol. 2 #1 talking in a bad French Canadian accent with vacuum sealed butt, rubber spine swayback and boobsocks

Zee Canadian Worm Girl for Zee Canada Day

cover of Robyn Hood with Robyn with her body and face facing the audience but her breasts are tilted facing the side

When you don't armor your breasts they may choose to nope out of battle

manga panel of elf robot girl stopping a truck with her breasts and saying they are the "ultimate armor" "both flexible and durable"

Boobs: The Ultimate Defense

Centaur 18

cover of Masumi: Blades of Sin comic book with a black haired ninja in a white painted on jumpsuit with a giant V open in the middle, the fabric clinging to the sides of her breasts somehow, in a dancing pose with a bare-chested dude holding two katanas behind her... I think they're fighting?

When your partner cuts open your outfit by accident during Dancing with the Stars

unrotated version of Catwoman 35 cover, the two women and Catwoman's eye viewpoints (which the cover is framed as us looking through) are sideways rotated 90 degrees with the ground of the characters perpendicular to the bottom of the cover

Catwoman's little known power: melty boobsock vision

Play this game to flirt with hot women and get beaten up for... playing the game?

High Pitched Boobs of Fury now with full audio!

cover of Witchblade anime dvd with Witchblade with her boobs swiveled 90 degrees in relation to her hips and butt

Witchblade Switchblade

Top 10 anime boobflails

video game art of pink haired ainme girl in a frilly maroon dress and striped stockings pressing her legs together between her hand and squishing her breasts together in strange ways

Candy smuggler gets caught

ad that says "BE A FARMER IN SPACE" and "Become a Waifu Manager" with 3 anime style women with big, boobsocked breasts and thong uniforms, the one at the front in a police uniform has a police badge over her nipple

Farm your waifus before they farm you

cover of Masumi Blades of Sin comic book with Masumi (ninja with black hair with white streaks) holding her blades forward and to the back, her face is facing us her torso is turned away, her outfit hugs her breasts despite there being a giant V of flesh in the centre of her outfit showing her breasts, her nipples poking through the fabric covering them, her right leg is bent upward making a triangle with the ground

The real doll revolution begins

ad for Valkyrie Connect video game: "High Fantasy JRPG" Cooperate with friends to take down Massive Bosses"

Cooperate with friends to take down massive boobs

ad for Mighty Party: Legends of Battle Heroes with a blue haired girl with bunny ears and a bow-tie and white collar and cleavage showing red top with a card between her breasts

Belated Easter Boobs?

purple haired anime girl in a purple bikini in an extreme boobs and butt pose

Adventures of the Fruit Smuggling Ninja (part 4)

purple haired anime girl kneeling in a loose yet boobsock tight turtleneck sweater, breasts defying gravity

Adventures of the Fruit Smuggling Ninja (part 3)

dark haired anime girl kneeling on the ground in a skin tight ninja outfit with boobsocks, her katana next to her breasts

Adventures of the Fruit Smuggling Ninja (part 2)

purple haired anime girl with her hand out in a boobsocked ninja outfit with a bib over her breasts

Adventures of the Fruit Smuggling Ninja (part 1)

game advertising that says "Pick your farming agents!" with a blonde woman in a tight military outfit, a purple woman with boobsocks and giant breasts, a woman in red with small breasts, and a woman in blue with giant boobsocked breasts

Farming with... guns and boobsocks!

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