textless cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Code Red #4 showing a woman with blonde hair in a V cut skintight red catsuit (her giant breasts bigger than her head uncovered in the V opening with no support but are magically lifted) holding a sword with her far hand (which is tiny due to poor foreshortening) and a woman with white hair jumps awkwardly behind her with a knife while the blonde woman also faces us but they are supposed to be fighting

Valentine's Day Caption Contest Winners!

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the February Valentine's Day Caption Contest!

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun.

We didn't have a lot of submissions this time so I'm only going to award 3 prizes.

Anyway here are the entries!

Fedi/Mastodon:

lonepattern: The nail is mightier than the sword". Alternatively, "The boob is mightier than the sword".

pcas: I suspect the background is a black hole and its accretion disk. This could explain the spaghettification of Red’s right hand and a countervailing boob force against standard gravity

Disqus:

P J Evans: Is Red's right arm 3 meters long?

Karmazyna: I have a feeling that the artist just drew these as two separate pieces, slapped them together and called it a day.

betsybugaboo: Unfortunately, the leftist infighting between the anarchist and her tankie girlfriend ruined our double date.

Tumblr:

arsnof: Season's Greason's

embervoices: "Give me back my main gauche you feral twat! Don't make me tell Mom!"
"Mom's been dead for a decade!"
"What part of necromancer did you not understand?"
"Guess that explains your fashion sense."

imjustusingthistolikeartists: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet DUNKED ON!"

kittydorkling: "they're NOT balloons! Stop trying to pop them!!"

octagonrod: oh hey, if we combined our clothes we'd have one whole outfit between us!

sarielgrace: Say hello to "Girl you so twisty you're a twizzler" and "Claws on the the hands, spikes on the boots" Aesthetic. Wacky proportions are not a bug, it's a feature.

zombiemollusk: i knew she was the one for me when our red riding hood roleplay went in the weirdest direction 💖

And the winners:

3rd place goes to zombiemollusk: i knew she was the one for me when our red riding hood roleplay went in the weirdest direction 💖
2nd place goes to octagonrod: oh hey, if we combined our clothes we'd have one whole outfit between us!

And the winner is... kittydorkling: "they're NOT balloons! Stop trying to pop them!!"

Congratulations to all the winners and also thank you to everybody who participated! Your captions really warmed up a dark and gloomy February! :)

Please stay tuned for a new caption contest next month!

If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list. It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)

The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution , Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King, and Morbid: The Seven Acolytes.