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cover of "DARKSIDE" from Maximum Press showing Avengelyne (brunette in a black sports bra style top and black high thong and thigh highs) standing up with her back arched inward over 90 degrees and butt thrust back, she is holding two swords

Avengelyne being turned into a Screwdriver or Toothpick

panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing a suited man holding the chin up of a blonde very pregnant woman with her back arched and butt thrust back and stomach and breasts hanging forward, he says "<This is your ultimate rite of passage, your final sacrifice to your cause. The baby dragon will after all, need to feed-->"

Nothing Works That Way

pregnancy doesn't work that way

panel from X-Men Kingbreaker #3 showing Rachel Summers with a blue phoenix glow around her flying above a bunch of ships, one leg of hers is forward looking very plasticiney and the other is supposedly under and behind her but instead is just a stump under her hip and then a little stump behind her butt

Dissolving Phoenix

card art of Ultimate Crystal from CCG Marvel War of Heroes showing Crystal in the infamous Greg Land Ultimate Fantastic Four Annual #1 pose (her torso being long and snaky and hip cocked even though she has no actual hips, her torso goes right into her legs) but with her hands edited to be at her side instead of up

More Crystal, More Problems

cover of Avengelyne vol 1 #3 showing Avengelyne jumping with one leg pulled out and holding a sword over her head, her arms are tucked in very tight under her chin and she looks really strange

Avengelyne Baseball?

ridiculous fighting stances

panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing Deathkiss (Asian lady with long black hair in a black thong and bikni top with her thong completely devoured by her butt) jumping in front of a robot with a big "SCRANGG" sound effect, one leg is thrust back and to the side, the other is forward and basically stuck to her torso, her back is bent and rubbery, as is her torso, smaller panels show her in various rubbery poses too

SCRANGG

cover of X-Men Kingbreaker #3 showing a woman in green with big boobsock covers over her breasts that hover in the air, her hips are cocked to the side but her torso looks kind of bent awkwardly at her hips and at her head

Lorna's boobs trying to nope out of there

runaway breasts

2 page splash cover of Jade Warriors: Slave of the Dragon #1 showing Deathkiss (black haired Asian woman in a black torn bikini top and thong, pushing up off the ground with her legs lying on the ground, her torso looks oddly connected to her legs which are fading into the distance, her eyes are closed and head tilted like she's enjoying it, a woman in green stilettos stands on her butt and holds a sword at her neck

Careful when stepping on blow up dolls with stilettos

sexualized in defeat

ad for Omniheroes mobile game that says "3x 999 frree summons guarateed" showing a purple haired woman with long purple hair and a bandage over one eye in a white nighti attached to her neck by strings, it's V shaped and goes down the sides of her breasts showing cleavage and nipples through it, she has large wide hips that come out of around her navel and is coming out of a treasure chest

Free Summons Guaranteed, Physics Not Guaranteed

Panel from Lady Rawhide vol. 2 #1 showing Lady Rawhide (white woman with red hair in a bustier and thong) on her hands and crouched legs sticking her butt out like she's about to poop,

Traced From... Something

panel from Lady Rawhide vol. 2 #1/2 showing Lady Rawhide (red haired woman in a white half mask wearing a red V top over her breasts with white collar and thigh high boots, pressing up against a native american woman with extremely long black hair in a thong "native american" skin bikini top, the two are pressing their faces very close to each other as they mash boobs together, their hips and butt are thrust apart

February 2025 Valentine's Caption Contest! Love or War?

caption contest

panel from Jade #4 showing a blonde girl with a child face and glowing eyes with metal on her body, her head is a little offset over her shoulder, she has a tiny thin arm reaching out and then under her armpit on the side of her body is a giant round breast the size of her head wrapped in a red cape, another hand is behind her breast, the caption says "it's what humans do, their tragedy and their miracle. in any case, she can't harm us now."

What

runaway breasts

2 panels vertical with Psilence standing in a room with a guy, in the top panel he's on the ground shouting "Psilence! how many times have i told you don't do that!" and Psilence (black hair Asian woman in a green thong and tube top and thigh highs) says "I am truly sorry, Task, but we are needed", she is standing with feet en pointe & butt thrust back, in the 2nd panel she's thrusting her butt back as she's grabbed by the guy who says "It's okay if I get dressed first, right?"

Is she allowed to get dressed too?

image from Langrisser mobile game showing Celica (pale skinned anime girl with long red hair and large breasts and butt/thighs) in a maid outfit lying on a bed, she has little curtains over her nipples, her butt is thrust out over 90 degrees perpendicular to her breasts and back, and she looks like an ostrich with her legs coming out behind her

Finally, Capes for Nipples

cover of Elektra vol. 3 #25 showing Elektra standing in stiletto heels with hher butt thrust out torward the camera, her torso leansforward and she holds a gun up by her head, many other guns are shown behind her

TFW Your Butt Is Magnetic

ridiculous fighting stances

youtube ad of Tales of Angels that says "Angel" and "Zodiac sign: Aquarius, Hair color: Gold, Eye color: Gold, Personality: innocent, cute" "She is the little sunshine in everyone's heart, Whether in battle or daily life, she can bring endless fun and surprises!" there is an anime angel with blonde hair in a skin tight painted on top with boobsocks and crucifixes hanging off her nipples, her legs are tilted almost 90 degrees under, there's panels on the sides of the ad that highlight her chest and waist

A Biblically Accurate Escher Angel?

panel from Jade #4 showing Jade (Asian woman in a green leotard and leggings with long black hair) and Silence (an Asian woman clad in a green leotard with a facemask) together, Jade is saying "Prepare yourselves for many of you will not survive this day. Our enemies conspire around us but before we can turn our attention to them. We must first destroy my ancient enemy. Pai Lung has retreated you see." Her breasts are encased in boobsocks & pointing up, Silence's boobs are flying upwards

Calm Your Ninja Balloons

Jade [Chaos Comics]

Jiggle All The Way

Goddess of Victory: Nikke

cover of Avengelyne Bad Blood #0 showing Avengelyne in her black crucifix top with big poofed out ponytail and holding a sword over her shoulder and leaning against a wall, her hips are tiny and her legs stuck together pushing forward, her breasts and nipples are very visible through her electrical tape top and her breasts are magically floating despite no support

TFW You Lose Interest After Drawing Boobs

Youngblood Pipecleaner Pose-off

panel from Team Youngblood #1 showing Riptide in the background walking into a room with her feet super duper tiny, in the front is a black man in a tight blue outfit hugging his chest with his legs spread and chest thrust out, next to him is Masada in a green crop top and thon, her butt is thrust back and her back arched inward 90 degrees and her chest thrust out

Superhero Pose-off!

panel from "space force: stormy daniels omnibus" showing a woman clad in a tight blue space suit hugging both buttcheeks separately and her boob that is seemingly floating with no support,she's in a helmet and she's turning pointing her butt at a robot and shooting at it with a gun

Sexy Toothpaste?

stuck in quicksand

cover of Avengelyne Shi 1 showing Avengelyne jumping to the left (wearing her crucifix electrical tape outfit that is a cross from her neck to her crotch and then across her breasts), she is thrusting her butt 90 degrees from her side to the left, Shi is in a boobs and butt pose running to the right while slashing to the left and looks EXTEMELY awkward, Shi's string thong also means her butt just looks bare facing us

Shi looks so unhappy to be in this pose

cover of War Goddess #12 showing Pandora/War Goddess (white woman with black hair wearing a tiara helmet and a bronze bustier and brown pants) jumping down holding a knife in her arm and with a wide open mouth, her breasts are pushed up to her neck in her bustier like little balloons and her legs are tucked in and tiny, her right leg is missing at the knee, there are 2 black gloved hands below her

She really hates black gloves

ad for Echocalypse Scarlet Covenant that shows an anime girl with silver hair and a tight white suit that hugs her breasts separately like socks and goes into her underwear, she is sitting down with her legs bent and pressed together, holding a sword next to her breasts and between her legs, straddling it

Log In To Claim Your Girl Before She Slices Her Bits D:

cover of Avengelyne/Shi #1 showing Avengelyne and Shi fighting samurai, Avengelyne is in the back holding her sword up and with one leg forward wearing her electrical tape, Shi is bent with her knees forward and her butt backwards and her torso forward with her hands out like she's planning to give a hug, she's wearing a red quilted top cropped under her breasts and a string thong

You Do Not Want To Be Around Her After A Burrito Buffet

ridiculous fighting stances

an ad for "Kansen x Shoujo" mobile game that shows an anime woman with 4 breasts pushed together (they look like buns) in a top that has a boob hole showing the bottoms of her top breasts and the top of her bottom breasts with 4 nipple bumps showing through the fabric on the top and bottom, she is standing with long legs about 3x her torso and there's a close up showing her boob hole and an angry look on her face

Well, that's... new

boobs don't work that way

cover of Riptide #2 for Image Comics showing Riptide (white woman with big white hair) looking forward her mouth open in an O and her eyes white, she's holding her hands up on either side of her face, they kind of look like wings coming out of her head, and her breasts which are larger than her head are below her as perfect anti-gravity spheres with her outfit painted on top

TFW You Ponder The Orbs

boobs don't work that way

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Return To Wonderland #1 showing a white woman drawn realistic style with brown hair up in a long high ponytail, she is coming out of the mirror wearing a tight strapless bustier that barely covers the front of her breasts showing cleavage as she leans towards the viewer, she's wearing tight leather leggings with her legs spread wide, one leg in the mirror behind her, she's holding an axe behind and there's a frog freaking out under her crotch area

The Frog Wants Out Of This Cover

Grimm Fairy Tales

cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit edition #1 with the real life models of Glory and Avengelyne (blonde white woman with curls in a red strappy top and wearing red thigh highs) and Avengelyne (brunette model wearing a black bandeaux and black collar and hotpants) they are holding swords and in the same position as that infamous Rob Liefeld Glory/Avengelyne cover, they are attractive thin women but about 5x thicker than Rob Liefel's women and their spines are not bending forwar despite being in the same pose

Real Life vs Liefeld

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