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Ad for League of Angels 3 that reads "Rise from the Ashes" showing a red haired angel with feathered wings in bikini armor and her torso bent 90 degrees to the right even though she's facing us, like she is shaped like an L shape

League of Rubber

promo art for Legend of the Cryptids showing a blonde girl with large metal arm guards and pauldrons but she is wearing a half dress that goes up her body like a one shoulder singlet and covers barely her right breast, her leg breast is covered by a gold metal cup, her dress looks like it barely covers much under her waist but nothing explicit is shown, she is surrounded by guards looking at her

I think I'm losing my mind just looking at this

cover of Glory vol. 1 #10 from Image Comics, showing Glory and Avengelyne holding weapons above their hands in near identical poses standing back to back fighting enemies off screen (presumably), both are extremely slender with a rubbery glow on their thights and their backs are bent 90 degrees inward to give them the illusion of butts

Snakes on a Page

ad for "War of 2012" that doesn't have the title in it, just a green button that says "Play Now" and 2 pictures horizontally next to each other, on the left is a woman with long red hair in a brown tub top and underpants and armor on her hip, she is holding her sword that looks like her wrist is broken or coming out of her elbow awkwardly, on the right is a girl with short white hair and a front corset that's backless with a brown mini skirt and standing with her butt facing us, her hand also looks awkward

The Great Lingerie War of 2012

cover of Irresistable #3 of a blonde haired dark skinned woman in an upside down V type top (with the under cleavage and torso uncovered) and a black sash between her legs, she is sitting cross legged with her arms waving about her head, her body is long and worm like and bent weird

Seduced by the worm girl

Worst. Dance. Party. Ever.

ad for "Batheo" browser MMO that says "Sign Up" that shows a very likely stolen image of Emma Frost with her stomach sucked in and wearing her iconic white bra/corset and panties and stockings outfit and cape

I didn't know Emma Frost was in Ancient Greece

ad for Caesary video game saying "500,000 Empires Strong and Growing! No download free to play" with a white haired woman bending her arm backwards to grab arrows from her quiver, her breasts are encased in 2 strips of blue cloth connected to her breast in an upside down V, her butt is 90 degrees to her back and she looks like a centaur

Humantaur archer

cover of "Lady Rawhide" #1/2 by Wizard Comics and Topps Comics showing Star Wolf, a "native american" woman with long black hair down to her ankles and in a skimpy yellow frilled bathing suit cut down the middle that's supposed to look "native" pulling up at a rope holding Lady Rawhide (brunette white woman in a red bikini top and corset and thong) as she bends down on her knees on the floor

Lady Rawhide and her girlfriend really need to get a room

ad for "WebWitch" showing a green skinned woman with white hair and little spirals covering her breasts and metal leggings in a clear rip off of Witchblade, she's bent over showing her breasts and sticking up her butt behind her back

She shows seashells on her seashore

3 panels from Banzai Girls #2 comic book, top panel shows Jinky Coronado (orange haired Asian girl) throwing her head back and saying "Use it" with a guy with black hair saying "Thanks. I've no great desire to be a bag of blood and muscle." middle panel has Jiny as her suit covers her breasts and head with each breast being coated individually like paint, standing in a boobs and butt pose saying "I know you prefer to rely on your THICK HEAD for shielding - but I didn't wanna do this alone."

So many problems, so few panels

ad for queen's blade limit break that shows Cattleya (muscled chubby anime woman with glasses and giant breasts twice the size of her head and seemingly defying gravity) in a white apron that barely contains her breasts which are reddish due to the sheer vacuum sealed outfit they're contained in, they are being pushed up in the air by the apron, the ad reads "powerful biceps" focusing on her arms, and "New Outfit: Cattleya's 3 best assets" and "Marbled Steak" with a picture of steak and "???"

Advertising her juicy steaks

comic cover of "FANG" #2 from Sirius Entertainment with a woman with short black hair in a skin tight black bodysuit cut in a V at the chest to show her large breasts and belly and then narrowing down to barely cover her crotch. She is very stiffly holding a short spear while jumping awkwardly with her legs looking oddly tacked on under her butt and hips. She is surrounded by zombies rising in a graveyard.

TFW ... something is happening

cover of "Warrior Nun: Black and White" #16 from Antarctic Press showing the titular Warrior Nun (orange haired woman with tan skin and all white pupils for eyes with wings and wearing a bikini and knee high black boots) jumping at a dude shooting an arm canon at her, her waist is cinched in so small as to be smaller than her neck and her pelvis appears to go up a foot

Her gloves are bigger than her stomach

cover of 10th Muse/Demonslayer #1 comic book depicting 10th Muse (blonde woman in a blu and purple two piece bodysuit) and Demonslayer (brunette in a red thong and vertical strip bikini top and red and gold leggings), Muse is sitting behind Demonslayer who is sitting up with her legs laid on the ground, both of them have their nipples showing prominently through their tops

TFW you need to save the day but also it's chilly

promo images of Idle Angels from ads showing 4 scantily clad women in various states of undress, the furthest right image shows a pale woman with angel wings and white hair in a boobs and butt pose lying on her side in a white bikini and stockings

We really need to give angels some time to get dressed after idling

comic cover of Black Knight #1 showing a blue skinned twi'lek woman (alien from Star Wars with tentacles instead of hair) in an outfit made of strips of fabric, 2 of which cover her breasts from the side shaped like the letter C, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose holding a lightsaber

TFW you accidentally slice your buttcheek off

panel from "What if? Fantastic Four" showing the alternate universe cosmonaut fantastic four being looked at by Stalin, a red haired woman is in a tight red costume that's vacuum sealed around her breasts

What If? Seran-wrapped Breasts

TFW you have a leg growing out of your butt

zoom in of the Soul Saga #1 comic cover focusing on the blonde woman in a red bustier with a large window for her breasts and a light purple cloth hanging from a jewel just under her chest, the cloth runs down her torso to her pelvic region and below, according to the colouring along her leg, her pelvis extends past her thigh and knee and possibly even further down

Sorry everybody, you don't get more skater squirrels

card of "Doctor Rouge" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a doctor with a headband and glasses in a white lab coat and bra and stockins underneath, sitting in a chair with her legs crossed and turned in a boobs and butt pose

She's an MD in B&B

cover of Worldwatch #3 comic showing a knock off Wonder Woman in the front wearing metal pasties on her breasts and a metal thong and leggings jumping toward the camera with her breasts in front, behind her is a metallic girl with metal hair and no top jumping up with her breasts thrust upward and her back bent over 90 degrees

Melting girls and metal pasties

textless comic cover of "Grimm Fairy Tales: Neverland - Age of Darkness #3" from Zenescope Entertainment showing a brunette fairy girl wearing a green bikini outfit jumping with a sword in her outstretched right hand held behind her in a severe boobs and butt pose where her butt seems twisted completely to the side of her hip, in front of her is a blonde girl in a grey jumpsuit holding two daggers in either hand

That Fairy's pose is certainly Grim

ad for Edge Mech Assault showing 2 anime girls with elf ears standing together and pushing their breasts together, their clothing is so tight they have boobsocks and it's squeezing their skin visibly, the text reads "Get your Wife!! Free 300 Summons. Download today for limited-time benefits"

Get your wife... clothes that fit

photograph of cover of an art book titled "Super Heroines" by Hubert De Lartigue showing an illustrated (realistic style) white woman in a white and blue trimmed plastic-looking space helmet and in a white and blue-strimmed sci fi body suit with cups over each breasts, she is holding a sci fi gun in either hand and jumping in a boobs and butt pose, also her belt looks like it might be a thong digging between both butt cheeks

Atomic Wedge Powered Jetpack

cover of "Crossed Wires #3" from Bluewater Comics that reads "Doom Slayer vs 10th Muse" showing a blonde woman in a red bikini jumping up with her legs splayed backwards and her chest thrust up with her back arched, her head is looking down at her breasts and appears disconnected behind her shoulders, in front of her is a blonde woman jumping with her legs pressed against her butt and her hand reaching towards the audience viewpoint

TFW your body is traced from porn but your head isn't

zoom in on Wicked #4 comics showing a black haired woman with vampire teeth and a V shaped bikini taped to her boobs and a mutated armor jumping on stiletto heels at a demon

March Free-For-All Card Caption Contest!

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure that shows a blue haired anime catgirl in ahegao face wearing a skintight white outfit that hugs her giant breasts and has pink zippers starting from her nipples to the sides of her breasts, she also has a zipper going vertically over her crotch area and is sitting on a crushed soda can that is spraying white liquid out

Her "soul" is certainly being "awakened"

close up on the ad for Shining Force focusing on the fantasy fighter clad in green and red fighting a giant centipede monster with his face removed and the words "your face here" and behind him is a woman in a torn loin cloth and top that barely covered her large breasts with her face removed that says "your babe?"

Shining Babe

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure showing an anime girl with blue hair and cat ears in a skin tight white top that is hugging her giant breasts (twice the side of her head) like socks around each one, on the left nipple is a zipper(?), she has her tongue out like she's panting and her arms above her head. the text reads "Choose the WIFE you LIKE!"

What do you call nipple zippers, nippers? zipples?

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