January 2024 Caption Contest: "Drying Off"

While I was restoring the Jade Warriors tag, I found 2 pictures that I thought were perfect for a caption contest. I left the choice of which picture to use to a Patreon poll and the one they chose was this one of the Jade Warriors gal supposedly toweling off in front of the totally not presumed-audience-insert dude.

I removed the dialogue and textboxes to not influence people about the context (but if you want to see the original version with text for context it's here, I included a full transcript for screenreaders).

Anyway, so this is the first Caption Contest of 2024!  Caption this image with whatever you want (you don't have to fill in the dialogue or text but you can if you want)! What's she doing or saying? What's he saying?  Etc...

Entries can be submitted here using Disqus comments, by email at eschergirls@gmail.com, or replying/reblogging on Tumblr.

I'll choose the funniest and most creative entries as winners in 2 weeks as usual, and winners can claim a prize if they like (but they don't have to, it's totally optional and you can play just for fun if you want!)  You can enter as many entries as you want.

Good luck everybody!