EscherGirls

Jade Warriors

panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing a suited man holding the chin up of a blonde very pregnant woman with her back arched and butt thrust back and stomach and breasts hanging forward, he says "<This is your ultimate rite of passage, your final sacrifice to your cause. The baby dragon will after all, need to feed-->"

Nothing Works That Way

pregnancy doesn't work that way

That Infamous Jade Warriors "females" panel redux!

best of escher girls

panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing Deathkiss (Asian lady with long black hair in a black thong and bikni top with her thong completely devoured by her butt) jumping in front of a robot with a big "SCRANGG" sound effect, one leg is thrust back and to the side, the other is forward and basically stuck to her torso, her back is bent and rubbery, as is her torso, smaller panels show her in various rubbery poses too

SCRANGG

2 page splash cover of Jade Warriors: Slave of the Dragon #1 showing Deathkiss (black haired Asian woman in a black torn bikini top and thong, pushing up off the ground with her legs lying on the ground, her torso looks oddly connected to her legs which are fading into the distance, her eyes are closed and head tilted like she's enjoying it, a woman in green stilettos stands on her butt and holds a sword at her neck

Careful when stepping on blow up dolls with stilettos

sexualized in defeat

a page from Jade Warriors 1 showing a fight as sexy Asian ninja assassins jump in through a window into a strip club (of course), one of the sexy ladies is crouched up oin a ball and looks like a potato, her back is very bulky and weird, at the bottom panel is a butt shot of the protagonist "Deathkiss" as we look up at her butt and her bent back that is like a reverse C ship coming out of her butt, other bendy sexy ninjas attack her, every panel is a total mess, a jumble of rubber bodies, visual noise

More Jade Warriors, More Chaos

edited panel from Jade Warriors 2 of the protagonist girl (Asian girl with long black hair) sitting on a desk with her back arched 90 degrees and a yellow shirt hugging her breasts with her hands drying off her hair and her torso looking very snakey while a guy with glasses watches on in the background, the textboxes and dialogue boxes have been edited to be blank

January 2024 Caption Contest Winners!

ad for Jade Warriors that shows 4 "Asian" women in tight skimpy cloth strips and heels, with one jumping in the centre throwing ninja stares with her butt turned at us and feet en pointe with her breasts also showing, below are 3 other girls with rubber spines and feet en pointe, all of them have snake spines and tiny torsos thinner than their heads

Teenage Mutant Ninja Snakegirls

edited panel from Jade Warriors 2 of the protagonist girl (Asian girl with long black hair) sitting on a desk with her back arched 90 degrees and a yellow shirt hugging her breasts with her hands drying off her hair and her torso looking very snakey while a guy with glasses watches on in the background, the textboxes and dialogue boxes have been edited to be blank

January 2024 Caption Contest: "Drying Off"

Teenage Mutant Insect Ballerinas

opening page of Jade Warriors #3 with the text "Dragons Rising" at the top, a giant oversized musclebound cyborg with guns stands above a black haired Asian girl wearing a black tiny tube top, she is tied up in glowing green rope with her legs bound under her thighs and her arms behind her back)

TFW you're into both bondage and being a transparent png

comic panel from Jade Warriors of a black haired woman throwing a punch at a dragon her butt thrusting out at the audience viewpoint, below her is a blonde woman with her butt pushing out towards the audience in white panties wedged in her buttcheeks, her beck is bent 90 degrees

Buy our lingerie or else

comic panel from Jade Warriors of a black haired woman with black cloth bands down her arms and a small black tube top and thong strap running with her torso stretched and bent 90 degrees like a taffy centaur

Tetrisization

Picture of Escher Girls Mascots Cherry and Esme, Cherry is tied up in green binds with a red bow around her like the Jade Warriors Christmas picture, and Esme is in a Santa bikini suit in a boobs and butt pose like the Glory Christmas picture, Cherry says: "When I get out of this, I'm gonna shove a partridge up your pear tree!" and Esme responds with: "Promises, promises... besides, it's for a gift for the fans! :3"

Belated Christmas gift!

Jade Warriors Theory: The Oldest Meme

Looking for Holiday Themed Escher Girl

Glitchy: Jade Warriors Strikes again

2014 Holiday Caption Contest Winners!

Followed by the also traditional posting

And here’s the final gallery. This

Welcome to the Biped and Twisty

And this is the Fill in the Bottom

And this is the Centaur edition of the

Okay, so I’ve gone through the

sometimesimakenicethings: So for the 30

I think we need more electrical tape…

genreunsavvy: This annoyed me so much,

Here are my favourites from the last

look how much that cover tells us about

#Jack Brown: Literally traced from Porn

Wow. Those two are really dedicated to

Subscribe to Jade Warriors