January 2024 Caption Contest Winners!
It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the January Caption Contest!
Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun.
We had a lot of great submissions and I loved all of them. They were all really good and I wanted to make a lot of them winners.
Anyway here they are, sorted by platform!
Fedi/Mastodon:
Cher: I am rubber, you are glue, but I've got important things to do—
waitworry: my new thing is eel girls
WeeMadHamish: "I'll be with you in a moment, just gotta wring myself out"
Disqus:
Imry: Desperate to sell their product, the Dairy Farmers of America struck up a dark pact with inhuman forces... beginning the milkcubus invasion! Those who survived the first wave soon learnt to look for the tell-tale signs: the serpentine bodies devoid of organs and the dairy sweat that will turn you into one of them! BEWARE!!!
Karmazyna: Nothing keeps your skin fresh and moisturized like a daily mayo bath.
Mel: Snake girls don't have fangs so the venom has to come from a different location.
Tumblr:
ashleyfableblack: Organs- where do they go? 😁😄😂😁😂
anna-neko: has your expensive RealDoll 'shrunk in the wash' ? its more likely than you think
captainacerbic: Woman - "I'm tired of your pranks."... "This better be the last time you push me into a bathtub full of milk"
Man whispering - "Am I.... am I drinking what's left in the bathtub again?"
chaoscheebs: An unfortunate accident at the glue factory leaves a local naga woman with her clothes super-glued to her. A helpful worker provides towels to help keep the situation from worsening until specialists arrive to help her.
coriwithclass: To prevent warping and weeping, please ensure that your Real Girl plastic doll sets for a full 48 hours before removal from the mold.
ihavearobotpanda: Joseph's first -and last- day working at Madam Tussauds.
"So, that's why they said not to mess with the thermostat."
of-another-broken-heart: And on that day, Hugh learned why Taffy Woman wasn't in any summer headlines. And why his contract specified his Air Conditioning monitoring duties.
spider-honey: Don't worry if your snake-woman feels a little ooky after shedding her skin, it's just natural fluid buildup. Simply provide her a towel to dry off ineffectually with and have a chud standing by to be swallowed whole once she's ready.
sylsoddsandends: Wicked Witch melts when in contact with water
therealityhelix: Is that woman covered in *gunshot*
twilight-owl: I watched in shock as this beautiful woman's form twisted and shifted into something unsettling and inhuman. Something... alien.
Fortunately, I was always kinda into the whole alien thing so this wasn't a deal breaker for me.
UNFORTUNATELY, Princess Xeta of the Polaris Galaxy was famished from shedding her exoskeleton and we disagreed about the specific cuisine to rectify this. I preferred Italian, while she preferred an Italian.
Anyway that's how I met your mother!
First, I decided to award 2 honorable mentions, if no winners choose prizes, I'll contact you to ask if you want one. :)
- Honorable mentions go to: WeeMadHamish and chaoscheebs!
And now here are the winners:
- 3rd place goes to Mel
- 2nd place goes to Karmazyna
And finally the winner is... ihavearobotpanda!!!
Congratulations to all the winners! :D
And also thank you to everybody who participated! Your captions all made me smile.
Please stay tuned for a special Valentine's caption contest in February!
If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list. It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)
The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King, Morbid: The Seven Acolytes, The Swindle, and Zengeon