battle bikini

panel from Maximage #2 comic showing a black haired woman with long arms and a tiny torso bent in at the back with her butt sticking out with no room for organs and her spin over 90 degrees bent talking to a red haired woman in a skimpy outfit who is 12 heads tall

Terrifying

panel from Aquaman vol. 5 #23 of Tsunami (black haired white woman wearing a green bikini and green thigh highs) coming out of the water with her back arched

TFW you play with your dolls in the bathtub

meme of video game Tera showing an elf woman with purple-ish skin and short white hair, on the left she is in a short cut dress with arm and shoulder armor with the text label "no armor on" on the right she is in a bikini type armor that only covers her nipples on each breast and a thong type bottom with the text "high level armor" and the bottom text for the meme is "GENIUS"

"fantasy armor" logic

ad for Unitia saying "DEFENDER PICKUP" with 3 anime girls, in the centre is a blonde haired anime girl with boobsocks and zippers around the trim, on our left is a blonde haired woman in a tight dress with big red boobsocks that are shaped like a plump teardrop

TFW you're smuggling a pair of Cantonese buns out of a restaurant

promo art for Closers game showing a white haired pale skinned anime girl with bat wings wearing black stripes across her chest and a black bikini bottom and thigh highs holding a gun and in a boobs and butt pose toward the audience perspective

Boobs and Butt Contest

chain chronicle card of Princess Shesmet showing a brown skinned girl with round gravity defying breasts in an Egyptian gold and white bandage motif with gold jewels covering her nipples as she's bent over with her butt thrusting out to the right and her left leg bent invertedly at the knee

When you put your barbie doll too close to the fire

promo for Idle Huntress of a grey haired anime woman with large breasts in a swimsuit type outfit that connects 2 strips of fabric across her top barely covering her breasts to her waist, she is lying on the ground with a spear by her butt with her legs and hips seemingly detached on the right side of her barely existent torso

Everybody's favourite game show: Delating or Melting?

art for Ragnabreak: Deity Wars video game showing an anime-style girl with long red hair with bangs and red bikini armor holding a flaming sword in her right hand facing us, she is jumping in a boobs and butt pose with a blue dragon above her

Ragnaboobs and butt

cover of Purgatori versus Chastity with Purgatori (red skinned black haired demon girl with yellow jewels covering her breasts) fighting Chastity (short red haired woman in a black bikini armor outfit) Purgatori is behind Chastity's butt and waving her arm in the air, Chastity is looking back with her stomach sucked in and holding two blades in the air facing backwards

Escher Girls' 11th Anniversary Caption Contest Spectacular!

cover of Medieval Spawn/Witchblade #3 showing Medieval Spawn in the background and a brunette in the Witchblade outfit at the front looking shocked, she is in a butt thrust out pose with her torso tenuously connected to her breasts

TFW your torso is stretched by unseen forces

comic book cover of Skeema #1 from Digivision Studios showing a pink haired woman with 3 boobs each in a black boobcup, she is holding a gun with her metal hand

I, for one, welcome our triple-boobed cyborg overladies

cover of War Angel: Book of Death comic book with a black haired white woman with large breasts wearing a corset and string thong standing with her butt facing the audience viewpoint and turning to look at "us"

Battle Bikinis are not to be taken internally

art of Freya from Valiant Force (pale skinned red haired woman in a green backless breast hugging tight painted on outfit) holding a sword behind her head and her back bent 90 degrees

Swinging a sword in zero-G is harder than it looks

cover of Hellina Catfight #1 showing Hellina (blonde haired white woman in a black bikini outfit that's just black straps across her breasts and down her body) and Catfight (red haired woman in a black bikini and blue jean short shorts with a yellow cat mask on) standing together with Hellina behind, Hellina's body is shaped like a centaur with her leg coming out of her crotch area

When is a catfight not a catfight? When it's a heroine with an electrical taped centaur woman friend

cover of Chaos! Holiday Special from Dynamite Comics showing a blue skinned woman in a black bikini and red and white striped socks sitting down on a Santa Claus suit wearing guy and a red skinned woman with black hair (Purgatori) in reindeer ears with her back bent 90 degrees to her butt

Out of Season Holiday Tetromino

page from Purgatori Prelude comic showing a black vampire woman transforming from a tiger into a humanoid form, she is bent over with one leg out, toes en pointe,

There's a lot going on here

ad for Valiant Force showing a blonde haired anime style girl with pale skin in a white bikini top with gold trim and armor around her shoulders holding a sword, she is lying on the ground in a boobs and butt pose

"Here why don't YOU be the knight and lie in the boobs and butt pose all day?"

cover of Hellina/Cynder #1 showing Hellina (orange haired woman with black crosses over her breasts with black lines down her body to her crotch as part of her outfit) and Cynder (red haired woman in an outfit that's cleavage showing skintight black bodysuit with high cut hip/thigh area and fishnets on her shoulders) standing together w/ both women shaped like tetris blocks (their butt area at 90 degrees to their back)

Sexy video game controllers?

cover of Shi: The Series #7 by Crusade Comics, with Shi (black haired East Asian girl in a quilted red bustier and leggings, she is in a boobs and butt pose with her far buttcheek and leg far back and below her near buttcheek to show both, her buttcheeks are bare as she's wearing a thong (apparently)

When you misjudge the amount of quilt you have to make a costume from

russian ad for Knight's Fable video game showing a blonde woman in bikini boobplate armor on the right and a purple skinned girl with white hair with dragon wings and scales conveniently covering her breasts and crotch area, she is bending her beck in a 90 degree centaur pose

Battle Bikinis and Tetromino Girls

comic panel showing Lady Death fighting Purgatori, Lady Death is yelling "Blood sucking slut!" and Purgatori who is flying away from her in a boobs and butt pose with her butt at a 90 degree bend to her torso shouts "Necrophilic Bitch!"

Boobs and butt flirt-fighting

Zoom of Kingdom Under Fire II ad focusing on blonde elf lady in a battle bikini and red sash holding a sword pointing at the audience leaning down on her side showing boobs and butt

TFW you do elf!Leia cosplay but accidentally glue yourself to the ground

back cover of Combo Magazine issue #13 showing Lady Death on the right flying to the right side, next to her is Avengelyne holding a sword and slashing down with her leg flying up behind her, underneath are Double Impact (black haired twins in leather corsets that dig into their butts, they are holding guns and crouched one behind another with their butts thrust out and one is in a centaur back bend

A Combo of boobs, butts, and rubber poses

cover of Aquaman and the Others showing Aquaman stnading next to a black haired woman in a bikini top and bottom with a cloth over her butt, she is holding two swords and standing in a boobs and butt pose

The 4Bs: Blades, Boobs, Butts and Bikinis

opening page of Jade Warriors #3 with the text "Dragons Rising" at the top, a giant oversized musclebound cyborg with guns stands above a black haired Asian girl wearing a black tiny tube top, she is tied up in glowing green rope with her legs bound under her thighs and her arms behind her back)

TFW you're into both bondage and being a transparent png

cover of Chastity #3 by Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment of Chastity, pale skinned woman with a red bob with black long fingerless gloves, black thigh highs, black thong and a black bra thing, with 2 white wolves snarling behind her, she is crouched in the snow with her torso twisting and veering sideways in a plasticine way

Never get involved in a bikini fight in Canada

card from Legend of the Cryptids showing a red haired woman in a white bikini top and thong and dress holding a staff ans standing in a boobs and butt pose

A boobs and butt pose to be envious of

cover of Lady Death Last Rites 4 comic book with a blonde woman in a black bikini top and string thong (Lady Death) holding a sword and jumping up with her head resting on her shoulder and her beck bent in a U shape

It's rude to interrupt people when shapechanging!

ad for Shadow Bound with a warrior woman in golden armor with wings on her helmet, she is holding a bow and jumping/lying on the ground in a boobs and butt pose

Sexy archer laws are harsh but important or something

cover of Chastity #2 by Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment with a woman with a red short bob haistyle holding two knives wearing a leather jacket and a black bra and thigh highs, she is jumping at a bunch of vampires with the audience viewpoint looking up, we see her boobs, butt and covered crotch area, her butt is tilted about 70 degrees to her waist

Pre-emptive strike butt

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