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cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

Goddammit Godannar, you're even worse than we thought!

ad for Edge Mech Assault showing 2 anime girls with elf ears standing together and pushing their breasts together, their clothing is so tight they have boobsocks and it's squeezing their skin visibly, the text reads "Get your Wife!! Free 300 Summons. Download today for limited-time benefits"

Get your wife... clothes that fit

ad for Queen's Blade: Limit Break with the text "Cattleya is here! BAM!" showing Cattleya (anime woman with glasses and giant breasts each twice the size of her head, barely contained in a purple bikini top, flying upwards above her shoulders as her arms swing a sword between her breasts flying up, her feet are facing forward

... those aren't her knees

photograph of cover of an art book titled "Super Heroines" by Hubert De Lartigue showing an illustrated (realistic style) white woman in a white and blue trimmed plastic-looking space helmet and in a white and blue-strimmed sci fi body suit with cups over each breasts, she is holding a sci fi gun in either hand and jumping in a boobs and butt pose, also her belt looks like it might be a thong digging between both butt cheeks

Atomic Wedge Powered Jetpack

ad for Vivid Army showing a green haired anime woman leaning on her breasts with her head face up and facing the audience viewpoint, behind her head and squashed breasts are her upside down torso vertical above her head and her butt above her head and legs bent so her feet are on her breasts

TFW you can't find anybody to step on you

ad for Queen's Blade showing 2 anime girls kicking their legs into the air with their chests and bottom halves cropped out and the text reading "We can't show the full picture in an ad" and "The long-awaited game version. Feel the fighting spirit surge and burst through your Beautiful Warriors' fight armors."

Too Non-Euclidean for Advertising

comic book cover of Red Agent: The Human Order #1 May the 4th edition with a blonde woman in a black storm trooper type outfit cropped just under her breast, her breast shape hangs down as if without support but also appears encased in the stormtrooper armor implying that that's the shape of the armor, she is also in a black thong and holds a gun in her far hand

More boob armor, more problems

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure that shows a blue haired anime catgirl in ahegao face wearing a skintight white outfit that hugs her giant breasts and has pink zippers starting from her nipples to the sides of her breasts, she also has a zipper going vertically over her crotch area and is sitting on a crushed soda can that is spraying white liquid out

Her "soul" is certainly being "awakened"

cover of Batman vol. 3 #134 showing a realistically drawn version of Punchline in a tight purple top that hugs both her breasts like socks she is bending both of her shoulders around her breasts so that her shoulders are both bent extremely forward and looks like she's been folded inwardly with her far shoulder looking completely dislocated

The Incredible Folding Girl

close up on the ad for Shining Force focusing on the fantasy fighter clad in green and red fighting a giant centipede monster with his face removed and the words "your face here" and behind him is a woman in a torn loin cloth and top that barely covered her large breasts with her face removed that says "your babe?"

Shining Babe

promo for Lucifer's Centaur Elf action figure statue showing a pale skinned human looking elf female character in armor but with 4 human legs, thighs and butt cheeks instead of horse legs (but in the same way as horse legs) she is holding a spear and standing up straight on all 4s looking at the audience viewpoint

Finally a Real Centaur Girl

card of "Blazer Idols" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing 3 anime girls with bronw hair in red vests and white shirts and pleated short skirts hugging each other, the girl on the right has her butt basically visible to the audience and turned in a boobs and butt pose with her butt possibly disconnected

I guess the Bermuda Triangle explains what's going on

ad for Soul Awakening Adventure showing an anime girl with blue hair and cat ears in a skin tight white top that is hugging her giant breasts (twice the side of her head) like socks around each one, on the left nipple is a zipper(?), she has her tongue out like she's panting and her arms above her head. the text reads "Choose the WIFE you LIKE!"

What do you call nipple zippers, nippers? zipples?

comic book cover of Grimm Fairy Tales #8 showing a blonde girl with yellow ribbons in her hair holding a teddy bear in a yellow bikini standing with her back arched almost 90 degrees and no butt but having the illusion of one due to the back arch, also she's in a boobs and butt pose

The no-butt boobs and butt pose

panel from Gotham City Sirens showing Poison Ivy lying on a couch with her leg lying on top of her hip looking completely dislocated

Detachable Ivy

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

I am terrified

cover of "Wicked" #4 from Millenium Comics showing a dark haired white woman in a V shaped swimsuit barely covering her breasts (and seemingly no attached to anything) and crotch in high heeled boots jumping at a demon with her legs spread and arms open

Wicked

edit of valiant force image of a knight woman in black armor with a sword and shield, instead of her legs and butt looking like they're on backwards and facing in the literal opposite direction she's facing, the edit fixes her legs so they look like they're facing the proper direction

Valiant Force reverse butt and legs fix

preview image of Gantz pvc statue of Reika X showing her (black haired pale skin anime girl in a skintight black jumpsuit with a tight black straps over her breasts and up her butt in a tight outer thong) standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience and pushing her breasts up and out with her back bent over 90 degrees while she holds a shotgun over her head

TFW your gun is too heavy and breaking your body in half

cover of Bettie Page: Queen of the Nile by Dark Horse Comics done retro comic style (the comic itself is from 99/2000) showing a drawn version of Bettie Page being pulled to either side by men dressed in "Egyptian" headwear, she has a bra on and her stomach is sucked in and her waist is turned almost 90 degrees in a side butt and boobs pose, she is in a pot of water as another Egyptian guy stands behind her with his arms raised in some sort of ritual

"Are you sure this is how to take a bath?"

ad for "Refantasia: Charm and Conquer" that says "Fenrir: Horrific Howl" with a anthro-fox woman with blue hair on top of her blue fur chained up with a muzzle and straps across her breasts and her cuffed hands between her spread legs

This doesn't look very charming

ad for "Soul Awakening Adventure" mobile game showing a white haired anime style girl with large breasts and hips standing with her hands behind her head and her butt thrust out but her knees bent in wearing black stockings and a tight crop top and black thong, behind her are 4 quadrants each with a close up of a girl with their breasts pressed against glass or pushed up into the air

Boob Awakening Adventure

panel from Purgatori vs Vampirella showing Purgatori (red skinned black haired naked woman) stabbing a dude through the chest with her butt pushed out behind her and her back bent 90 degrees, her breasts are covered by the dude's leg. She says "You are an enemy of Jade as well? Then I will fight alongside you, pretty one, even though you debase yourself by dealing with human fleshbags!"

Strawberry Gummy Fight

panel from Maximage #2 comic showing a black haired woman with long arms and a tiny torso bent in at the back with her butt sticking out with no room for organs and her spin over 90 degrees bent talking to a red haired woman in a skimpy outfit who is 12 heads tall

Terrifying

chromium trading card 13 of Cyblade from Cyber Force showing her running forward with her butt way above her head

Escher Cards

game art of Sengoku Saga of a pink haired anime girl with twintails and green eyes, she is a purple jacket and a pink skirt and brown thigh highs, she is jumping in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience viewpoint and she is holding knives in her hands

The boobs and butt jutsu

cover of The Invincible Iron Man vol. 5 #5 showing Emma Frost in a skin tight white outfit with jacket that is hugging her breasts holding Iron Man's bloody helmet in her hand while standing in a boobs and butt pose with the bottoms of both buttcheeks visible to the viewer as iff her butt is dislocated and her head is sitting above her right shoulder

Boobs and Butts and Helmets

Tumblr ad for Path to Nowhere showing a white haired pale skinned woman with a white strip around her breasts showing underboob, the text says "Path to Nowhere: Torture sexy prisoners and reveal the hidden secrets"

TFW you have nothing to wear but a venetian blind

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #3 showing Velocity (white skinned girl with red hair in a skintight green and yellow bodysuit) holding a sabre and standing up with her butt thrust out and back bent inward

TFW your costume is way too tight

card of "Succubus of Worldly Affairs" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a pink haired woman with purple and pink wings coming from her sides, in a torn purple outfit, she is flying and turned in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt Pose of Wordly Affairs

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