cover of PLAY magazine #45 showing a girl in a tight orange dress that hugs her breasts and encases them separately, where her breasts look like water balloons and have seemingly no support, she is standing with her hip thrust out and the viewpoint is looking up at her breasts, behind her a person with a tight outfit around their pecs/breasts with white hair stands holding a sword, the magazine advertises for a game named "Magna Carta"

April 2024 Caption Contest: The Magna Chesta?

I was looking through old UK gaming magazines with friends trying to source something, and I ran into this cover which... is something. Also I think history class misled me about the Magna Carta. Clearly it was a charter of rights for breasts to be free of their hosts. xD

Anyway, with the art and the game title "Magna Carta" and the magazine title, I figure there's a lot to work from here for a caption contest, so let's have one!

Caption the image. What's happening? What are they doing? You can include the text in your caption to make a joke or whatever if you want to play on it, but you don't have to.

Submit your captions using Disqus here, by email at eschergirls@gmail.com or on Tumblr using reblog or reply!

I'll pick the best/funniest captions for winners in two weeks!

Winners can get a choice of prizes if they want, but you don't need to accept a prize to participate if you just want to participate for fun!

Good luck everybody!

(Cover of PLAY magazine vol. 45, Sept. 2005)

Magna Carta