the final page of a review of Burning Ranger from Sega Saturn UK Magazine that says "And finally Tillis. Burning Ranger: Raunch Factor 10" showing an illustration of a red haired anime girl leaning forward with her breasts in a tight red catsuit pushed toward the camera. The text is about how horny their editor is for her and how he has pictures of her on his computer. The screenshots are of her blocky Sega Saturn form.

closeup of the text of Sega Saturn UK Magazine review of Burning Ranger that describes how horny the writers and editor is for the character of Tillis and how the editor has pictures of her that he looks at on his computer and also how ugly they find other video game women before her like Amy Rose from Sonic and how Claris from NiGHTS is hot but they can't legally say so because she's underage. Full text in post.

We have Asuka at home (and we are extremely horny for her)

This was shown to me by somebody on Discord and this is apparently part of a review of the game? And... what... just... what... Everything about this is so cringe. Like, why even mention Claris just to imply that they would admit to lusting over her if she was of legal age? That's so creepy, even as a joke.

And everything about Tillis is just so weird. Like they call her a cool and strong female lead, but then there's that weird tangent about how hot she is that their Art Editor is drooling over her and just... why... why anything. xD 90s gaming mags were certainly something...

Also, the internet would very much prove this writer wrong about people not being hot and bothered for Amy Rose >_>

As for the picture itself, all I can think of is "We have Asuka Evangelion at home."

(Review of Burning Rangers from Sega Saturn Magazine #31)

Transcript of text:

Burning Ranger: Raunch Factor 10

It's about time that the Sonic Team produced a strong female lead for one of their games. After all, no-one's really got all hot and bothered about Amy Rose from the Sonic games (insert your own hedgehog-based "prick" gag here). And as for the "budding" 15 year-old Claris in NiGHTS... well, we're not saying anything. Not until we've cleared it thoroughly with our legal people.

The advent of Burning Rangers brings an end to this sad, sordid tale. Tillis is cool. In fact, our very own Art Editor, Mr McEvoy has this very image on his desktop at work. When we think he's staring at his latest layout for the mag, he's actually drooling feverishly at the picture you're looking at on this page. The words "pervert" and "colossal" spring to mind...

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