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Tumblr ad for Path to Nowhere showing a white haired pale skinned woman with a white strip around her breasts showing underboob, the text says "Path to Nowhere: Torture sexy prisoners and reveal the hidden secrets"

feedback about Path to Nowhere

ad for "Hero Clash" mobile game showing a 2D cartoon image of grass and underground with a "tunnel" dug into it in the sihlouette of a woman bending down in profile with a little doge head in her butt area with the text: "Draw lines with your fingers, protect the dog with the painted wall for 10 seconds during the attack of the bees"

January 2023 Caption Contest: ... what

2 panel page from Cyberforce Origins #1, top narration box reads "The small European Country of Chalenne, roughly Twenty Years Ago..." accompanying a panel of a man with a moustache at a poker table with his winnings surrounded by women doting over him, the bottom panel has the man holding his daughter (child Cyblade) saying "How's Daddy's Best Girl? Having a delightful birthday, I hope?", Cyblade has a crown on her head and an adult face with lips and eyeliner saying "oh yes, daddy!"

What is a child? A miserable pile of adult faces

cover of X-Terminators vol. 2 #3 by Marvel Comics showing X-23 Wolverine at the front flanked by Jubilee and Captain Marvel behind her, her legs are crossed in fron tof her but there is a thigh gap between them

Thicc Thigh Gaps Save Lives?

lead page for "PSM's first annual girls of summer swimsuit special" in PSM issue 35, July 2000 that shows various video game characters drawn by various comic artists in swimsuits and with very late 90s internet amateur site font, the article format is shamed like a woman's body

Even the text is an Escher Girl

zoom of Gekido article of Playstation Magazine vol 35 (July 2000) showing Michelle, the female character drawn with boobsocks saying "I'm the CHICK, so of course that means I'm not too STRONG, but I'm really FAST."

Guaranteed pickup line

ad for Idle Huntress that says "Install" and "Idle Huntress: Adventure" at the bottom with the logo on the top left, the main ad is of a bunch of different anime girls in dresses and playboy style bunny ears sitting or bending down

Idle Bunnies

page from Purgatori Prelude comic showing a black vampire woman transforming from a tiger into a humanoid form, she is bent over with one leg out, toes en pointe,

There's a lot going on here

ad for Queen's Blade that reads "whether in victory or defeat, I'll Brave it All!" showing an anime girl with black hair and red bows in a white robe at the top, and then her lying on the ground moaning with her robe ripped open at the bottom

Please don't brave it all for our sake (cw: possible sexual assault imagery)

cover of Batman/Superman World's Finest #1 showing Supergirl and Batgirl (drawn in the style of the Bruce Timm DC animated universe) both are dressed "street" style with low waisted 00s flared jeans and tub tops with bra straps showing, Supergirl's waist is heavily cinched in

Time warp back to the 2000s or 80s or... something

ad for Lost in Blue (Global) mobile game ad with a blonde white woman on the left with short hair and a low cut tank top tied under her breasts with text "age: 22 crime: cheating on neighbour", and a brunette with long hair on the right in a bikini top and loin cloth with text "age: 18 crime: acting adult videos"; in the centre is a man in a suit with the word bubble "which one choose?" and a blue arrow pointing to the left saying "captive" and a red arrow pointing to the right saying "Step sister"

The ad that doesn't stop raising questions (CW: implied incest)

ad for Gauntlet Dark Legacy for PS1 that reads "The game where you and 3 buddies all get to be heroes, only thing is, one of you has to be the chick." accompanied with pictures of 4 characters, one a light-skinned man in a knight costume, one a dark-skinned woman with a white afro in a yellow bustier, a light-skinned man in a jester costume, and a blonde fantasy dwarf in a viking costume

It sucks that one player has to be a chicken

Magnets

Weird ad, weirder suggestive censorship

ad for a book app with image of black haired woman with a giant pregnant belly bigger than her body with a werewolf in jeans roaring behind her with text to be included

There's two of these

screenshot of "State of Survival Official" twitter account tweet reading "Collect, build, find other survivors! How long can you last in this ZOMBIE world?" with the image of a sniper crossairs looking at the butt of a woman in short shorts

Lifehack: target the butt to survive in a zombie world

page from PC Accelerator Magazine pretending to be an excerpt from a woman's magazine (Cosmopolitan) with a poll at the top left of the page about how men react if they see their girlfriend and sister kissing, a fake article on the bottom left about the benefits of letting men cheat, and a fake article on the right about ways to tell if a man wants a woman (full transcription in post body)

This Gaming Mag's 1 weird trick to get your girlfriend to do what you want!

That's not how rescuing prisoners nor keys work

ad for Dragon Raja showing a CGI family with the kids having the same long leg tiny torso and head ratios as their parents

Dragon Raja kids

ad for Davis Cup World Tour video game with a woman tennis player lifting her tennis dress showing her butt to the viewer with the words  "Take Advantage with... Davis Cup World Tour" with Esme, Escher Girls mascot, head on top of her butt for censoring

Et tu, Tennis?

ad for Hitman Blood Money with a woman lying in a sexy pose in lingerie and a kimono with a sword sticking through her and a bullet hole in her head and the words "Beautifully Executed" above with the Hitman logo below

Never try to spread jam with a katana while falling asleep

letter from Playstation Pro Magazine (cut and pasted for easier reading) from a woman asking for help with her husband having a gaming addiction and the editors responding by saying it's her fault for looking unattractive and to leave her husband alone

The Worst Letter Response Ever

Excerpt from "Drawing Cutting Edge Fusion: American comics with a Manga Influence" featuring 3 examples of the same red haired woman drawn in "Twentysomething", "Fortysomething" and "Fiftysomething" with the only major difference being that the fiftysomething woman has a white streak on the side of her hair and the twentysomething example has a shorter face

When a woman reaches 60 she becomes so angular she can't be drawn without poking your eyes out

Colour versions of "American vs Fusion" helmeted armor woman in a boobs and butt pose rushing away from the viewer, the American version is in a bigger boobs and butt twist while the "Fusion" version focuses more on her butt and less on her torso from the angle

The Escher Girls fusion dance

Letter by "Christian" to Computer Gaming World August 2003, text reads: "Sexy time!"  In the June issue, someone said, "I am tired of opening a magazine (even a computer gaming magazine) and seeing pictures of real/fake scantly clad women."  Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't pictures of "standilty clad women" the whole point of a computer gaming magazine?"

Who even reads computer gaming magazines for info about computer gaming amirite?

Ad for "Call me a Legend" with a snow white analogue topless with her back facing us saying "I can show you the world. A-hole new world"

Snow White, this is a zombie apocalypse, focus

ad for Postmates with a drawing of a pizza with 2 women's legs lounging on either side

Escher Food

Janet Van Dyne/The Wasp and Hank Pym/Yellow Jacket from classic Avengers where Janet is talking about how airheaded she is and lucky she is to have Hank while she is also in a boobs and butt pose (sitting on a couch) with a severe swivel waist

Swivel waist with bonus horribly sexist dialogue

Eidos ad for Tomb Raider with a model pretending to be Lara Croft and the text "Win! Win! Win! A night out with Lara Croft!"

If she invites you to her place, do you get digitized?

ad for "Global Domination" video game with the text "Stood up by a blonde? Carpet Bomb Sweden." with the Swedish flag as the background and a blonde woman with a swedish meatball on a fork in a low-cut dress from a top angle where her cleavage is visible

Slightly off topic but What

Pagination

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