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That's not how rescuing prisoners nor keys work

ad for Dragon Raja showing a CGI family with the kids having the same long leg tiny torso and head ratios as their parents

Dragon Raja kids

ad for Davis Cup World Tour video game with a woman tennis player lifting her tennis dress showing her butt to the viewer with the words "Take Advantage with... Davis Cup World Tour" with Esme, Escher Girls mascot, head on top of her butt for censoring

Et tu, Tennis?

Never try to spread jam with a katana while falling asleep

letter from Playstation Pro Magazine (cut and pasted for easier reading) from a woman asking for help with her husband having a gaming addiction and the editors responding by saying it's her fault for looking unattractive and to leave her husband alone

The Worst Letter Response Ever

Excerpt from "Drawing Cutting Edge Fusion: American comics with a Manga Influence" featuring 3 examples of the same red haired woman drawn in "Twentysomething", "Fortysomething" and "Fiftysomething" with the only major difference being that the fiftysomething woman has a white streak on the side of her hair and the twentysomething example has a shorter face

When a woman reaches 60 she becomes so angular she can't be drawn without poking your eyes out

Colour versions of "American vs Fusion" helmeted armor woman in a boobs and butt pose rushing away from the viewer, the American version is in a bigger boobs and butt twist while the "Fusion" version focuses more on her butt and less on her torso from the angle

The Escher Girls fusion dance

Letter by "Christian" to Computer Gaming World August 2003, text reads: "Sexy time!" In the June issue, someone said, "I am tired of opening a magazine (even a computer gaming magazine) and seeing pictures of real/fake scantly clad women." Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't pictures of "standilty clad women" the whole point of a computer gaming magazine?"

Who even reads computer gaming magazines for info about computer gaming amirite?

Ad for "Call me a Legend" with a snow white analogue topless with her back facing us saying "I can show you the world. A-hole new world"

Snow White, this is a zombie apocalypse, focus

ad for Postmates with a drawing of a pizza with 2 women's legs lounging on either side

Escher Food

Janet Van Dyne/The Wasp and Hank Pym/Yellow Jacket from classic Avengers where Janet is talking about how airheaded she is and lucky she is to have Hank while she is also in a boobs and butt pose (sitting on a couch) with a severe swivel waist

Swivel waist with bonus horribly sexist dialogue

Eidos ad for Tomb Raider with a model pretending to be Lara Croft and the text "Win! Win! Win! A night out with Lara Croft!"

If she invites you to her place, do you get digitized?

ad for "Global Domination" video game with the text "Stood up by a blonde? Carpet Bomb Sweden." with the Swedish flag as the background and a blonde woman with a swedish meatball on a fork in a low-cut dress from a top angle where her cleavage is visible

Slightly off topic but What

cover page of "A Game Geek's Guide to Getting Girls" piece in PC Accelerator Magazine

Guaranteed to get a female into your bag

ad for "Royal Family" game with a pregnant woman in a red dress saying "My Lord! I'm giving birth soon!" and a choice for the player under "What will you do?": "Call the Doctor" or "Abort Baby"

but what if you want +100 Heirs?

Okay, now that I’ve finally the

oldfilmsflicker: Hollywood’s Problem

That’s Christopher Hart teaching us

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