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photo from cyber security conference showing Paloalto's sign that says "Cyberrisk Collaborative Happy Hour" and 2 women made to look like manniquins wearing dresses and pearl necklaces, they have branded lampshades on their heads and pose like sexy lamps

Real Life WTF Clothing

ad for "Doomsday Last Survivors" mobile game showing a CGI woman in a green athletic top and black lycra pants and bunny ears running from zombies

TFW Zombies Disrupt Your Bunny Jazzercise Class

still screenshot from Hero Wars ad showing a blonde woman in a blue bra and blue leggings with her legs spread and a human mold between her legs spread open so the two halves of the mold are open and a hole underneath, the mold is man shaped and men are running towards it, to get between the hole in her legs (the men are tiny, she's gigantic), the full video has them running in, her closing the mold on them and then vomiting into the top of it, opening her legs again with skeletons falling into the hole

WTF is Hero Wars

the final page of a review of Burning Ranger from Sega Saturn UK Magazine that says "And finally Tillis. Burning Ranger: Raunch Factor 10" showing an illustration of a red haired anime girl leaning forward with her breasts in a tight red catsuit pushed toward the camera. The text is about how horny their editor is for her and how he has pictures of her on his computer. The screenshots are of her blocky Sega Saturn form.

We have Asuka at home (and we are extremely horny for her)

ad for Crash Bandicoot re-release on Gameboy Advance, XBox, PS2, and Gamecube, the ad depicts Crash Bandicoot in a giant bed with 4 sexy girls with large busts and tiny waists in lingerie on either side of him with his arms around them, he has a grin on his face, the text says "He's got to have them all! Crash Bandicoot, now available on Nintendo Gamecube!"

Big And Totally Not Fake News

close up on the ad for Shining Force focusing on the fantasy fighter clad in green and red fighting a giant centipede monster with his face removed and the words "your face here" and behind him is a woman in a torn loin cloth and top that barely covered her large breasts with her face removed that says "your babe?"

Shining Babe

Tumblr ad for Path to Nowhere showing a white haired pale skinned woman with a white strip around her breasts showing underboob, the text says "Path to Nowhere: Torture sexy prisoners and reveal the hidden secrets"

feedback about Path to Nowhere

January 2023 Caption Contest: ... what

2 panel page from Cyberforce Origins #1, top narration box reads "The small European Country of Chalenne, roughly Twenty Years Ago..." accompanying a panel of a man with a moustache at a poker table with his winnings surrounded by women doting over him, the bottom panel has the man holding his daughter (child Cyblade) saying "How's Daddy's Best Girl? Having a delightful birthday, I hope?", Cyblade has a crown on her head and an adult face with lips and eyeliner saying "oh yes, daddy!"

What is a child? A miserable pile of adult faces

cover of X-Terminators vol. 2 #3 by Marvel Comics showing X-23 Wolverine at the front flanked by Jubilee and Captain Marvel behind her, her legs are crossed in fron tof her but there is a thigh gap between them

Thicc Thigh Gaps Save Lives?

lead page for "PSM's first annual girls of summer swimsuit special" in PSM issue 35, July 2000 that shows various video game characters drawn by various comic artists in swimsuits and with very late 90s internet amateur site font, the article format is shamed like a woman's body

Even the text is an Escher Girl

zoom of Gekido article of Playstation Magazine vol 35 (July 2000) showing Michelle, the female character drawn with boobsocks saying "I'm the CHICK, so of course that means I'm not too STRONG, but I'm really FAST."

Guaranteed pickup line

Idle Bunnies

page from Purgatori Prelude comic showing a black vampire woman transforming from a tiger into a humanoid form, she is bent over with one leg out, toes en pointe,

There's a lot going on here

ad for Queen's Blade that reads "whether in victory or defeat, I'll Brave it All!" showing an anime girl with black hair and red bows in a white robe at the top, and then her lying on the ground moaning with her robe ripped open at the bottom

Please don't brave it all for our sake (cw: possible sexual assault imagery)

cover of Batman/Superman World's Finest #1 showing Supergirl and Batgirl (drawn in the style of the Bruce Timm DC animated universe) both are dressed "street" style with low waisted 00s flared jeans and tub tops with bra straps showing, Supergirl's waist is heavily cinched in

Time warp back to the 2000s or 80s or... something

ad for Lost in Blue (Global) mobile game ad with a blonde white woman on the left with short hair and a low cut tank top tied under her breasts with text "age: 22 crime: cheating on neighbour", and a brunette with long hair on the right in a bikini top and loin cloth with text "age: 18 crime: acting adult videos"; in the centre is a man in a suit with the word bubble "which one choose?" and a blue arrow pointing to the left saying "captive" and a red arrow pointing to the right saying "Step sister"

The ad that doesn't stop raising questions (CW: implied incest)

ad for Gauntlet Dark Legacy for PS1 that reads "The game where you and 3 buddies all get to be heroes, only thing is, one of you has to be the chick." accompanied with pictures of 4 characters, one a light-skinned man in a knight costume, one a dark-skinned woman with a white afro in a yellow bustier, a light-skinned man in a jester costume, and a blonde fantasy dwarf in a viking costume

It sucks that one player has to be a chicken

animated gif of video from Lost Ark showing a female character walking away from a male character with an extremely exagerrated hip sway

Magnets

Weird ad, weirder suggestive censorship

ad for a book app with image of black haired woman with a giant pregnant belly bigger than her body with a werewolf in jeans roaring behind her with text to be included

There's two of these

screenshot of "State of Survival Official" twitter account tweet reading "Collect, build, find other survivors! How long can you last in this ZOMBIE world?" with the image of a sniper crossairs looking at the butt of a woman in short shorts

Lifehack: target the butt to survive in a zombie world

page from PC Accelerator Magazine pretending to be an excerpt from a woman's magazine (Cosmopolitan) with a poll at the top left of the page about how men react if they see their girlfriend and sister kissing, a fake article on the bottom left about the benefits of letting men cheat, and a fake article on the right about ways to tell if a man wants a woman (full transcription in post body)

This Gaming Mag's 1 weird trick to get your girlfriend to do what you want!

That's not how rescuing prisoners nor keys work

ad for Dragon Raja showing a CGI family with the kids having the same long leg tiny torso and head ratios as their parents

Dragon Raja kids

ad for Davis Cup World Tour video game with a woman tennis player lifting her tennis dress showing her butt to the viewer with the words "Take Advantage with... Davis Cup World Tour" with Esme, Escher Girls mascot, head on top of her butt for censoring

Et tu, Tennis?

Never try to spread jam with a katana while falling asleep

letter from Playstation Pro Magazine (cut and pasted for easier reading) from a woman asking for help with her husband having a gaming addiction and the editors responding by saying it's her fault for looking unattractive and to leave her husband alone

The Worst Letter Response Ever

Excerpt from "Drawing Cutting Edge Fusion: American comics with a Manga Influence" featuring 3 examples of the same red haired woman drawn in "Twentysomething", "Fortysomething" and "Fiftysomething" with the only major difference being that the fiftysomething woman has a white streak on the side of her hair and the twentysomething example has a shorter face

When a woman reaches 60 she becomes so angular she can't be drawn without poking your eyes out

Colour versions of "American vs Fusion" helmeted armor woman in a boobs and butt pose rushing away from the viewer, the American version is in a bigger boobs and butt twist while the "Fusion" version focuses more on her butt and less on her torso from the angle

The Escher Girls fusion dance

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