I have no words and I must scream

From Jess Morrissette on Twitter (with permission):

I think I've found it: the worst thing ever published in a video game magazine. It's a fake advertisement for a nonexistent Age of Empires II parody titled Age of Consent II: The Age of Kink. This cursed image is from the May 2000 issue of PC Accelerator.

I know it's a joke ad but... my jaw is just... hanging open... and the text... "But be careful - make the wrong choice and you may end up defending yourself in court against the dreaded "lying little bitch"."  I know PC Accelerator was like Maxim for gaming but when some women gamers talk about feeling unwelcome... *points to ad* o_o