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textless cover of Vampirella vs Purgatori #1 from Dynamite Comics showing Vampirella sitting on a rock with Purgatori above her leaning back with her arms out, without the title text we can see Vampirella's lower half and legs clearly, her hip is jutted out to her right beyond her shoulder, but her other leg is coming from her left which shouldn't attach to wehre her hip is implied to be

Purgatori's ecstatic at Vampirella's detached leg

full page panel from New Avengers vol. 2 #28 showing the Marvel heroes rushing forward in a clockwise circle from the 9 o'clock position (with name labels next to them): Blue Marvel, Falcon as Captain America (labeled Captain America), Luke Cage, White Tiger, She-Hulk, Spectrum and Power Man, in the centre is Spider-Man, White Tiger is in a jump kick, She-Hulk is rushing forward with one leg bent foward but it looks like she has no waist or back leg, Spectrum's legs look disconnected from her

Random limbs everywhere

cover of "White Widow #7" by Absolute Comics showing a red haired white woman in a skintight boobsocked red and black suit with silver bio armor around her shoulders and hands as well as a black symbiote like goop around her right arm, her left arm has a witchblade type gauntlet on, her right leg looks like it's coming out of her crotch and is extremely en pointe

Spider-Woman from Wish.com

Cover art for the anime DNA squared DVD vol. 4 set showing a masked man with dark skin and purple hair and Kotomi Takanashi, an anime girl with short black hair in a pink and purple dancer's spandex, she is in a boobs and butt pose with her arms in the air, and her back bent 90 degrees with her butt sticking out to the right of her body

TFW Your Butt Really Wants to Escape

promo ad for Theresa from League of Angels 2, red haired woman in black armor with red and black dragon wings, holding a spear, she is rushing toward the audience viewpoint and her right leg is disconnected from her hip

Shrimp lady

french ad for Omni Heroes showing a purple haired woman wearing cat ears with an "egyptian" style necklace and bikini top, her waist and pelvis continue downward off the panel of the ad but there is a fleshy lump next to her belly button coming from the bottom of the screen and it might be her knee which would make no sense

Spider Girl or Centaur Girl?

ad for perfect world mobile: gods of war, showing a purple haired girl in a black cocktail dress standing in a boobs and butt pose with her far buttcheek showing and not where her torso says it should be

Perfect detached butt

ad for League of Angels 2 showing a woman in sheer stockings and a bustier covering the sides of her breasts, she is sitting on the ground and both her butt cheeks are showing under her and her far cheek/leg looks disconnected from her body

TFW your leg comes off during a photoshoot

cover of "Kunoichi" from Lightning Comics, showing a bunch of Asian women ninja warriors in painted on red battle bikinis that barely cover their crotch in a tiny V, their legs are bent under their crotch and their waists are tiny

I can't believe it's not Jade Warriors!

zoom of phantom force #1 showing a heroine in a black mask over the top part of her face and eyes and a black bustier with a purple cape, her torso is going to the left and her legs are disconnected entirely from her torso and going right

Phantom Legs

ad for Dragon Knight 2 showing a red haired woman who is almost entirely naked except for "armor" around the sides of her breasts covering her nipples and around her crotch, she is sitting up with one leg raised upwards but it is completely disconnected from her hip or any part of her lower body

A series of unfortunate events

photo of page from Uncanny X-Men #265 showing a woman with brown hair in a skintight black suit with giant claws slashing at Storm, her torso is thin and almost organless with her butt thrust out behind her breasts

Don't mess with Centaur Claw Girl

screen/ad forValiant Force 2 showing Lola Winters (brunette anime girl with white curved horns in a green apron and plaid short skirt) she is standing upright but with her hip cocked to our left in such a way that it looks like her legs are disconnected from her body

Get your Tetris on

cover of Jungle Fantasy Fauna #2 of a red haired woman in a tiger striped bikini holding a spear, she is crouching on the floor with one leg up and her other leg is below it in a very disconnected way

Jungle Detachment

cropped picture of "Atlantis: The Lost Islands" loading screen focusing on a blonde woman holding a bow, the blonde women's torso is turned away from us yet both her legs are facing us, her legs are also super en pointe in an almost painful way

Atlantis: The Lost Poses

comic cover for Morbius: The Living Vampire #9 of Morbius sitting on a throne and a blonde woman in a black bikini outfit that forms a cross leading from a collar on her neck down a strip of black leather to her chest which is a bandeaux with a boob hole in the middle and then another strip running down to her high waisted thong, she is sitting between Morbius' legs with one leg coming out of her crotch

Her leg said "It's Morbin' Time"

ad for Rise of Angels showing a white haired woman in a bra and white robe, her leg is in the forefront and appears completely detached from her hip

Biblically Accurate Escher Girl

Russian ad for "Herolord" showing a white haired girl in a purple V cut dress/fighting outfit swinging 2 swords, she is in a boobs and butt pose but also it looks like she has no butt and both legs are kind of merged together

Boobs and No Butt Pose?

ad for Wartune that says "Take Promo Codes!" with a red haired white woman in a purple bikini top and sash around her hip, it looks like she has a single leg growing out of her hip/crotch area

Yet more Wartune

Another disconnecting woman from Dragon Knight

ad for Valiant Force 2 showing the character of "Elise" next to pictures of the other characters with the text "A Distinguished Cast of Voice Actors", Elise is a pale skinned young woman with grey hair in a blue dress/cape outfit standing with her butt thrust out behind her back at looking like it's disconnected from her torso at 90 degrees

TFW you sway your hips so hard they come off

page from Arkham City #5 comic book showing Poison Ivy sitting ina boobs and butt pose with her right hip cocked far to the right and her left leg underneath

Ivy Boobs and Butt

ad for Witchblade 7 showing Sara with white sheets around her lower half showing her legs and she is clutching her right leg up to her face which appears to be detatched from her body

Weirdblade

comic cover of Black Knight #1 showing a blue skinned twi'lek woman (alien from Star Wars with tentacles instead of hair) in an outfit made of strips of fabric, 2 of which cover her breasts from the side shaped like the letter C, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose holding a lightsaber

TFW you accidentally slice your buttcheek off

TFW you have a leg growing out of your butt

cover of Mightiest Disciple Kenichi manga vol. 14 showing a blonde anime girl in a skintight purple jumpsuit and pink boots and jacket jumping away from the audience with her far leg disconnected from her body so we can see both butts and we can see both her individually wrapped breasts on the side as well

More boobs and butt from Kenichi

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

Goddammit Godannar, you're even worse than we thought!

textless cover of grimm fairy tales age of darkness volume 4 showing a woman with long black hair flowing behind her and wearing black rimmed glasses thrusting a sword at the audience viewpoint, her breasts are visible in a V neck blue top and she is wearing thigh high red boots, her torso is going to our right while her legs left hip is pointed in the opposite direction and her leg is going to the left, she is ostensibly crouching but her legs don't look connected to her hips and torso

TFW you're melting but also stabby

promo for "Be My Wife" animated series showing a man with long black hair tyed back wearing purple and white Wuxia-style Chinese robes, to his left is a brown haired girl in a pink dress jumping up in a boobs and butt pose

Sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest"

panel from Cyberforce vol. 2 #33 showing Cyblade in a pink sleeveless dress and her hair up, she is sitting on a red sheeted bed in a boobs and butt pose

I'd be making that face if I had to sit like that too

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