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cover of Avengelyne Power #2 showing Avengelyne in a white bikini and triangle bottom, she's standing with her leg bent under her hip and holding a sword, behind her is a demon

Ninja Beach Barbie Doll Activate

neverending pelvis

2 page splash cover of Jade Warriors: Slave of the Dragon #1 showing Deathkiss (black haired Asian woman in a black torn bikini top and thong, pushing up off the ground with her legs lying on the ground, her torso looks oddly connected to her legs which are fading into the distance, her eyes are closed and head tilted like she's enjoying it, a woman in green stilettos stands on her butt and holds a sword at her neck

Careful when stepping on blow up dolls with stilettos

sexualized in defeat

page from marvel swimsuit special 4 showing nightmare (white skin man wearing shades and floating in the air crosslegged) and Roxanne (brunette woman with a shock of white hair in a green diamond cut in the middle of her chest bikini, she is sitting on the beach with one leg lifted up and bent under her hip like it's broken, her other leg comes from behind at a strange angle and looks disconnected, a tentacle is also reaching towards her crotch area

Which is scarier, tentacle or random legs?

alt cover of Grimm Fairy Tales vol 2 59 titled "Scythes and Spirits" showing one woman climbing a ladder (ala Snakes and Ladders) in a purple cocktail dress showing sideboobs, the other woman is sliding down a water slide in a black swimsuit and boots with her butt tilted towards us and showing boobs and butt while her hips don't show that her butt should be turning

Scythes & Spirits & Boobs & Butts

crop of characer from langrisser mobile ad showing a red-haired girl in knight armor with a white and red skirt, her legs are coming out from behind her body under the skirt

Leg Misser Mobile?

crop of characer from langrisser mobile ad showing a blond anime woman in a white headdress and crown and white dress, her torso is turned to our left and hips and legs are coming out turned to our right and she has a big thigh gap, her legs also don't look connected to her body

Very Immersive

panel from Black Widow vol. 4 #7 showing Black Widow jumping backwards with her chest showing over her head (and cleavage as her suit is open in a V) and her legs behind her and she's shooting over her shoulder with her arm, she looks like a reverse spider

Like A Upside-Down Spider

Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff

panel from Avengers the Crossing showing Black Widow in her 90s look (black outfit with red patterns & a brown trenchcoat like Gambit) jumping and kicking an enemy her thighs are thick but disappear into tiny feet, her chest is twisted up 90 degrees to her torso. The dialogue goes: Hawkeye: "I guess it was worth a try, eh, babe?" Black Widow: "It was Clint. It was. But if we are to die today, let us go out with style, my friend. Let us go out like AVENGERS." (Clint in the lettering looks like "Cunt")

I don't know if the art or the lettering is more unfortunate

cover of X-Men vol 6 #8 showing Laura Kinney in the Wolverine suit jumping with one arm back and one arm up at the elbow her legs are kicking towards us to the side but completely disconnected from her torso like they are attached sideways on a swivel

Spinning Detachable Legs Attack!

youtube ad of Tales of Angels that says "Angel" and "Zodiac sign: Aquarius, Hair color: Gold, Eye color: Gold, Personality: innocent, cute" "She is the little sunshine in everyone's heart, Whether in battle or daily life, she can bring endless fun and surprises!" there is an anime angel with blonde hair in a skin tight painted on top with boobsocks and crucifixes hanging off her nipples, her legs are tilted almost 90 degrees under, there's panels on the sides of the ad that highlight her chest and waist

A Biblically Accurate Escher Angel?

cover of Dazzler vol. 3 #4 showing Dazzler (blonde woman in a white skintight outfit) singing into a microphone in a boobs and butt pose with one leg and butt seemingly coming off of her on the back

Poor Dazzler, again

boobs and butt pose

cover of Avengelyne Shi 1 showing Avengelyne jumping to the left (wearing her crucifix electrical tape outfit that is a cross from her neck to her crotch and then across her breasts), she is thrusting her butt 90 degrees from her side to the left, Shi is in a boobs and butt pose running to the right while slashing to the left and looks EXTEMELY awkward, Shi's string thong also means her butt just looks bare facing us

Shi looks so unhappy to be in this pose

cover of Code Geass OST 2 showing a dark haired anime boy dressed in white sitting over C.C. a green-haired anime girl, lying down in a white body suit in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts facing upwards and her torso twisted at the waist so her butt cheeks are also facing us

C.C. C.D. Butt

cover of Bloodrayne Tokyo Rogue 2 showing Bloodrayne (red haired vampire girl in a black bustier cro ptop and black leather pants) kneeling on ther ground with one knee up past her chest, her torso is leaned forward but her head is offset from her neck very awkwardly like it's been cut and pasted

Even Dhampirs Can Sleep Funny

disembodied heads

a page from Avengelyne Bad Blood #2 showing a dark haired woman cop saying "Hsss" and then next panel Avengelyne does a jumpkick but in a very static way where it looks like she's hovering in midair as she says "When it comes to THIS kind of encounter" and then the final panel is Avengelyne in an extreme boobs and butt pose crouching n the ground her leg tucked in and the other out with her bare butt (thong presumably inside her butt) showing, she says "that I can give as good as I get"

Avengelyne Now With 0.01% More Action

promo art for Rideout Heroes mobile game showing a demon girl with horns and short flared out white hair, she's in a strapless low-cut black mini-dress and thigh high black boots, she's juggling 2 red and black orbs, her left hip is jutted out 90 degrees at her waist, while her legs are aligned straight towards, so her lower half looks completely misaligned with her top

Hip Out Heroes

variant cover of Dazzler vol. 3 #1 from Marvel Comics (2024) showing Dazller in her 80s short hair, red headband, brown jacket and blue jumpsuit look, her suit is vacuum sealed showing her abs and her round unsupported breasts that are kind of hovering, her torso is tiny and her hips are cocked out 90 degrees to her torso with her legs tucked in under her as she jumps and shoots at the audience viewpoint

Vaccum-sealed Rubber Dazzler

screenshot from visual novel "Angel Egg" showing an anime girl with brown hair in a pink business suit and skirt, she is standing with her torso facing us with one arm bent on her hip and the other arm going up to point a finger up at her face, her hip is cocked literally 90 degrees to the side in relation to her torso (a literal right angle) with her legs coming out from the side of her hips down her skirt

TFW A Cute Girl Invites You To Her Room And Shows You Her True Form

page from Supergirl vol. 5 #13 showing Supergirl slamming her butt into a big tattooed fat guy behind her as another woman with white hair is above her holding a wooden pole, the woman's pants are skintight and very low hugging only half her buttocks but also going up in a triangle to her ass crack but somehow standing on her body, Supergirl's legs are spread and we can see her panties, Kara says "You want my hate? it's yours!"

Hey At Least Kara's Wearing Underwear

cover of X-Force Killshot Anniversary Special showing Domino (woman with white (literal white) skin in a black and green top that hugs her breasts like boobsocks and green and white leggings, she's jumping holding a sword in the air with her stomach sucked in, on leg is thrust out and bent at the knee squishing her calf to her thigh and the other is behind her bent, both feet are bent extremely en pointe

TFW Your Clothes Are So Tight They Break Your Ankles

the agony of the feet

promo pic from Guardian Tales mobile game showing an anime style illustrated girl with short brown hair in a racing jacket with a tight tiny tube top on that's so small it shows her underboob and cleavage, she has skin tight thigh high boots and is sitting in a cross legged boobs and butt pose showing both breasts and also leaning her butt at the audience, sitting on the side of her thigh, a little chibi doll of her blocks her crotch from view otherwise we would see that too

SO Much Going On It's Truly Impressive

boobs and butt pose

illustrated card art from Marvel: War of Heroes showing Yelena Belova in a black long sleeve crop top and black pants jumping down as an explosion goes off in the background, she is in an extreme boobs and butt pose where her butt appears completely disconnected from the rest of her

Yelena Belova War of Heroes Compilation Post

2 for 1 Double Butt Slam In Flavour Of Your Choice!

gratuitous butts

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Artemis in the WW outfit bent over, grabbing at an arrow in her chest with her legs coming out from her stomach, her arm is very muscular, the panels next to her show her being shot, she's in a boobs and butt pose and bent backwards 90 degrees with her breasts flying upward and a huge wedgie in her pants, the bottom panel shows her thrusting her butt backwards and bent over

Artemis' Sexy Boneless Death

sexualized in defeat

panel from Force Works vol. 1 #20 showing a red haired woman in a red and blue outfit with red thigh highs, she's standing in a boobs and butt pose with her legs looking like they're attached backwards on her body because her butt is facing the audience, she says "good work, jim!"

Truth In Advertising

boobs and butt pose

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Diana in her black bra and bike shorts and blue jacket outfit swinging her fists and her body in a boobs and butt pose with her butt thrust backwards and legs very distant at her crotch area, her body looks like a tetris block, the sound effect filling the panel says "BRAK"

TFW Your Body Braks Down

textless cover of Newtype Magazine March 2008 showing C.C. from Code Geass (green haired anime girl) being carried by Lalouch (dark haired anime boy in a black opulent suit), she is being carried with her legs upward and his hands under her back, her far leg looks disconnected in order for both buttcheeks to be visible, there is no magazine text and we can more clearly see her legs

Hold your waifus carefully or they'll fall apart

panel from Teen Titans vol 4. #17 showing Solstice (girl with black shadow skin and boobsocks) sitting in a limo on her hips with her other hip cocked 90 degrees with her torso extremely long and bent, she's saying "Before we get back to our regularly scheduled lives... we should take the time to be grateful we all survived the past few nights unscathed."

Are you sure you survived it unscathed, Solstice?

cover of Dart 2 showing Dart (blonde woman in a skintight silver outfit that hugs every curve, it ends at her pelvis and digs into her crotch) sitting on the ground with one leg up, her torso is tinier than her neck, she's holding a whip that's coiled around her neck and held by a woman standing in front of the audience viewpoint, Dart visible between her legs

Poor Dart

ad for Code Geass showing Lelouch (dark haired anime boy) in a white suit lying on a bed with one leg up, next to him is C.C. (green haired anime girl) in a tight white dress, she is propped up on her arms next to him but her torso is flat on the bed wiht both butt cheeks facing the audience despite her body not allowing for that

C.C. spelling her name with her body

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