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cover of Avengelyne Shi 1 showing Avengelyne jumping to the left (wearing her crucifix electrical tape outfit that is a cross from her neck to her crotch and then across her breasts), she is thrusting her butt 90 degrees from her side to the left, Shi is in a boobs and butt pose running to the right while slashing to the left and looks EXTEMELY awkward, Shi's string thong also means her butt just looks bare facing us

Shi looks so unhappy to be in this pose

cover of Code Geass OST 2 showing a dark haired anime boy dressed in white sitting over C.C. a green-haired anime girl, lying down in a white body suit in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts facing upwards and her torso twisted at the waist so her butt cheeks are also facing us

C.C. C.D. Butt

cover of Bloodrayne Tokyo Rogue 2 showing Bloodrayne (red haired vampire girl in a black bustier cro ptop and black leather pants) kneeling on ther ground with one knee up past her chest, her torso is leaned forward but her head is offset from her neck very awkwardly like it's been cut and pasted

Even Dhampirs Can Sleep Funny

disembodied heads

a page from Avengelyne Bad Blood #2 showing a dark haired woman cop saying "Hsss" and then next panel Avengelyne does a jumpkick but in a very static way where it looks like she's hovering in midair as she says "When it comes to THIS kind of encounter" and then the final panel is Avengelyne in an extreme boobs and butt pose crouching n the ground her leg tucked in and the other out with her bare butt (thong presumably inside her butt) showing, she says "that I can give as good as I get"

Avengelyne Now With 0.01% More Action

promo art for Rideout Heroes mobile game showing a demon girl with horns and short flared out white hair, she's in a strapless low-cut black mini-dress and thigh high black boots, she's juggling 2 red and black orbs, her left hip is jutted out 90 degrees at her waist, while her legs are aligned straight towards, so her lower half looks completely misaligned with her top

Hip Out Heroes

variant cover of Dazzler vol. 3 #1 from Marvel Comics (2024) showing Dazller in her 80s short hair, red headband, brown jacket and blue jumpsuit look, her suit is vacuum sealed showing her abs and her round unsupported breasts that are kind of hovering, her torso is tiny and her hips are cocked out 90 degrees to her torso with her legs tucked in under her as she jumps and shoots at the audience viewpoint

Vaccum-sealed Rubber Dazzler

screenshot from visual novel "Angel Egg" showing an anime girl with brown hair in a pink business suit and skirt, she is standing with her torso facing us with one arm bent on her hip and the other arm going up to point a finger up at her face, her hip is cocked literally 90 degrees to the side in relation to her torso (a literal right angle) with her legs coming out from the side of her hips down her skirt

TFW A Cute Girl Invites You To Her Room And Shows You Her True Form

page from Supergirl vol. 5 #13 showing Supergirl slamming her butt into a big tattooed fat guy behind her as another woman with white hair is above her holding a wooden pole, the woman's pants are skintight and very low hugging only half her buttocks but also going up in a triangle to her ass crack but somehow standing on her body, Supergirl's legs are spread and we can see her panties, Kara says "You want my hate? it's yours!"

Hey At Least Kara's Wearing Underwear

cover of X-Force Killshot Anniversary Special showing Domino (woman with white (literal white) skin in a black and green top that hugs her breasts like boobsocks and green and white leggings, she's jumping holding a sword in the air with her stomach sucked in, on leg is thrust out and bent at the knee squishing her calf to her thigh and the other is behind her bent, both feet are bent extremely en pointe

TFW Your Clothes Are So Tight They Break Your Ankles

the agony of the feet

promo pic from Guardian Tales mobile game showing an anime style illustrated girl with short brown hair in a racing jacket with a tight tiny tube top on that's so small it shows her underboob and cleavage, she has skin tight thigh high boots and is sitting in a cross legged boobs and butt pose showing both breasts and also leaning her butt at the audience, sitting on the side of her thigh, a little chibi doll of her blocks her crotch from view otherwise we would see that too

SO Much Going On It's Truly Impressive

boobs and butt pose

illustrated card art from Marvel: War of Heroes showing Yelena Belova in a black long sleeve crop top and black pants jumping down as an explosion goes off in the background, she is in an extreme boobs and butt pose where her butt appears completely disconnected from the rest of her

Yelena Belova War of Heroes Compilation Post

2 for 1 Double Butt Slam In Flavour Of Your Choice!

gratuitous butts

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Artemis in the WW outfit bent over, grabbing at an arrow in her chest with her legs coming out from her stomach, her arm is very muscular, the panels next to her show her being shot, she's in a boobs and butt pose and bent backwards 90 degrees with her breasts flying upward and a huge wedgie in her pants, the bottom panel shows her thrusting her butt backwards and bent over

Artemis' Sexy Boneless Death

sexualized in defeat

panel from Force Works vol. 1 #20 showing a red haired woman in a red and blue outfit with red thigh highs, she's standing in a boobs and butt pose with her legs looking like they're attached backwards on her body because her butt is facing the audience, she says "good work, jim!"

Truth In Advertising

boobs and butt pose

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Diana in her black bra and bike shorts and blue jacket outfit swinging her fists and her body in a boobs and butt pose with her butt thrust backwards and legs very distant at her crotch area, her body looks like a tetris block, the sound effect filling the panel says "BRAK"

TFW Your Body Braks Down

textless cover of Newtype Magazine March 2008 showing C.C. from Code Geass (green haired anime girl) being carried by Lalouch (dark haired anime boy in a black opulent suit), she is being carried with her legs upward and his hands under her back, her far leg looks disconnected in order for both buttcheeks to be visible, there is no magazine text and we can more clearly see her legs

Hold your waifus carefully or they'll fall apart

panel from Teen Titans vol 4. #17 showing Solstice (girl with black shadow skin and boobsocks) sitting in a limo on her hips with her other hip cocked 90 degrees with her torso extremely long and bent, she's saying "Before we get back to our regularly scheduled lives... we should take the time to be grateful we all survived the past few nights unscathed."

Are you sure you survived it unscathed, Solstice?

cover of Dart 2 showing Dart (blonde woman in a skintight silver outfit that hugs every curve, it ends at her pelvis and digs into her crotch) sitting on the ground with one leg up, her torso is tinier than her neck, she's holding a whip that's coiled around her neck and held by a woman standing in front of the audience viewpoint, Dart visible between her legs

Poor Dart

ad for Code Geass showing Lelouch (dark haired anime boy) in a white suit lying on a bed with one leg up, next to him is C.C. (green haired anime girl) in a tight white dress, she is propped up on her arms next to him but her torso is flat on the bed wiht both butt cheeks facing the audience despite her body not allowing for that

C.C. spelling her name with her body

cover of Telara Chronicles 3 showing an elboarate skeleton man holding a sword pointing down at a short haired woman wearing a leather string bikini top over her breasts which are pressed into her body as she lies on the ground seemingly dead in a sexy pose like she's lounging for a photoshoot with one leg bent forward, her torso also looks like taffy, behind her a man and a woman run toward her

Most Comfortable Spot For a Sexy Sleep After Your Leg Falls Off

panel from Catwoman vol 2 #53 showing Catwoman in her purple suit being backhanded by a guy with a knife, she's in a pose where she's in the air, her legs are bent at the knee and her feet pressed up against her butt like she's kneeling, her back is arched 90 degrees and we can see both her breasts

"BUTT PUNCCCHHHH!!!!"

2016 e-book cover of re-release of The Blind Side, new cover showing a man with a berd in denim holding a gun and pointing it to the left while looking toward the right, behind him is a badly photoshopped woman in a bra, a leg is placed across her body coming from the side, it's meant to belong to her but looks completely disconnected and photoshopped iin, behind her is a horse running to the right with fire behind it

What The F- Is Happening Here

panel from Elektra vol. 1 #3 showing Elektra bending down on her hands and knees looking at a fire burning in a building with a person standing in it, her butt is facing the audience and is seemingly disconnected from her back entirely, the narration text says "Waiting. Hiding. Watching."

Are you okay, Elektra...?

cropped cover of NiER #1, the comic book adaptation from Wildstorm of the first game showing the title "NIER" at the top and a white haired man with a big sword holing it over his shoulder like a baseball bat, behind him is a white haired woman in a blue nightie and stocksing, she has her torso and chest tilted to our right but her butt tilted to the left showing both buttcheeks to us in a boobs and butt pose (her butt is offset to her torso almost 90 degrees to the side basically)

The butt is so NiER yet so far from connecting

Panel from Eletrka vol. 1 #4 showing Elektra defending a blonde girl in a green sleeveless tank top from men surrounding her who are apparently Ukrainian pimps, Elektra is standing facing the audience with her arms out and the girl behind her, her butt is thrust back with her legs forward and one bending below her crotch, her calves are vertical to her knee, so she's basically sitting in an invisible chair, or sliding and about to fall down, the dialogue boxes are about the danger & also her hair

Elektra's Slipping On Ice But At Least Her Hair Isn't Frizzy

cover of elektra 19 showing Elektra with her arms behind her head holding sai with swords all around her, she has boobsocks in her skintight leotard, her back is bent 90 degrees with her hips thrust back (and she has 0 butt) and one arm looks hyperextended

So, so many questions

cover of Hellwitch Forbidden #1 showing Hellwitch (orange skinned brunette demon girl with red horns and red wings) lying on a field with skulls around her, she is in a black bikini top and presumably bottom, both buttcheeks are facing the audience

Hellwitch Triple Crown pose

panel from elektra 17 showing Nina McCabe (blonde woman in a black version of Elektra's ninja leotard and hairband, wielding two swords behind her back as she jumps in the air with her butt cocked toward the audience, she is in a boobs and butt pose with her breasts in tight boobsocks

More Butts, More Ninjas

Lady Limbs

promotional calender from Zenescope Entertainment for Comic Con that says "Age of Darkness 2015 Calender" showing 3 women standing next to each other, on the left is a white woman with demon horns and green hair in a battle bikini, in the middle is a woman wearing a horned helmet in a purple cropped bustier and thong with a cape and long gloves (sexy Millicent) and on the right is a blonde woman in a crop top and frilly skirt coloured blue and white holding a sword, she is in a boobs and butt pose

TFW a Shapeshifter Sneaks Into Your Lingerie Shoot

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