Never get involved in a bikini fight in Canada
Poor Chastity, she fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is never get into a bikini fight during a blizzard.
Unfortunately she didn't realize her folly until it was too late and now she's frozen and in trying to move she almost snapped herself in half.
(Chastity vol. 2 #3, Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment)