cover of Chastity #3 by Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment of Chastity, pale skinned woman with a red bob with black long fingerless gloves, black thigh highs, black thong and a black bra thing, with 2 white wolves snarling behind her, she is crouched in the snow with her torso twisting and veering sideways in a plasticine way

Never get involved in a bikini fight in Canada

Poor Chastity, she fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is never get into a bikini fight during a blizzard.

Unfortunately she didn't realize her folly until it was too late and now she's frozen and in trying to move she almost snapped herself in half.

(Chastity vol. 2 #3, Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment)