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cover of Vampirella Monthly #13 titled "Pantha" (Year of the Cat 1 of 3) showing Pantha standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt in a swimsuit bottom facing the audience and her torso swivelled towards us, we can see one breast and the hint of the other behind it

TFW you're into self-spanking

cover of Savage Hearts #5 from Dark Horse comics showing a buff barbarian woman in a crop top and thong bottom holding an axe and a goat man iover her shoulders as they run from a giant monster, she's smiling at the camera and in a boobs and butt pose

Even muscular barbarian women can't escape the boobs and butt pose

cover of Warriors calender comic for 1993 from Cry for Dawn productions showing a white woman with dark hair fighting some enemies with a sword, her top is being ripped off to show the bottoms of her breasts while her bare bottom wearing a thong shows both buttcheeks, she is in a boobs and butt pose

A lot going on in 1993 apparently...

cover of Vampirella Monthly #10 (Hell on Earth 1 of 3) showing a blonde woman holding out her hand with Vampirella in the palm of her hand kneels on the ground with her legs spread and butt facing the audience and torso swiveled to also face the audience, she's in a boobs and butt pose

TFW you twist your action figure into a Boobs and Butt Pose

cover of Top Cow Universe #14 showing a photorealistic drawing of a woman with a face that looks like Drew Barrymore with long black hair in the witchblade metal bikini, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose with her back bent

Boobs and Butt Looks Even Funnier in Photorealistic Style

cover of Heavy Metal vol. 26 no. 6 showing a brunette with a police cap on and a V cut open blue leather top and atomic wedgie thong, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose with her torso seemingly disconnected from her butt

Twist The Police

panel from The Tenth #14 showing a tan girl with green hair with a black bra encasing each breast and tight black pants and gloves, she is flexing and says "It looks like you've opened up a can of worms" and her body is bent and rubbery in like a C shape behind backwards, her torso is taught with no room for organs

Eldritch Sexiness

promo description of the Punisher class/character for Scarlet Blade which shows a CGI white woman with short brown hair facing away from the audience viewpoint, she has green and white armor on her shoulders and upper back and is holding a large gun, the rest of her back is bare including her butt which appears to be totally unclothed except for a small tattoo or piece of material above her butt crack (it's hard to tell), she is wearing long thigh high boots, her back is bent inward over 90 degrees

The Bumisher

Superheroing is a dangerous job

cover of 10th Muse Demonslayer #1 comic cover showing the 2 girls fighting a green lizard creature, 10th muse is at the bottom grabbing it with her legs forward and back arched backward, Demonslayer (in her red bikini battle outfit) is grabbing him at the top with her back arched and her legs out in a very awkward pose

Vicious fight or Terrible baking accident?

cover of Kenichi #56 manga showing a dark haired pale anime girl with a ponytail in a "ninja" dress holding a katana out and jumping at the audience viewpoint in a boobs and butt pose with her lower half disconnected from her top (her breasts are parallel and on top of her knee), her panties covering her crotch are clearly showing

Disconnecting your legs and butt to fire at your enemies

image from "American Woman" comic book showing a white superheroine with blonde hair who looks kinda like a mix between thor and captain america with a big white winged headband and a blue tight thong bottomed bodysuit with a big white star on the chest and long blue and red leggings, she is sitting in flight in a boobs and butt pose with her eyes closed and a giant atomic wedgie

Happy America Day To All Who Celebrate

ad for Prime World showing a red haired woman in bikini armor and a thong with her hips cocked to one side awkwardly while she has her arms out and is screaming

Caption This!

cover of Glory vol. 1 #10 from Image Comics, showing Glory and Avengelyne holding weapons above their hands in near identical poses standing back to back fighting enemies off screen (presumably), both are extremely slender with a rubbery glow on their thights and their backs are bent 90 degrees inward to give them the illusion of butts

Snakes on a Page

cover of "Lady Rawhide" #1/2 by Wizard Comics and Topps Comics showing Star Wolf, a "native american" woman with long black hair down to her ankles and in a skimpy yellow frilled bathing suit cut down the middle that's supposed to look "native" pulling up at a rope holding Lady Rawhide (brunette white woman in a red bikini top and corset and thong) as she bends down on her knees on the floor

Lady Rawhide and her girlfriend really need to get a room

3 panels from Banzai Girls #2 comic book, top panel shows Jinky Coronado (orange haired Asian girl) throwing her head back and saying "Use it" with a guy with black hair saying "Thanks. I've no great desire to be a bag of blood and muscle." middle panel has Jiny as her suit covers her breasts and head with each breast being coated individually like paint, standing in a boobs and butt pose saying "I know you prefer to rely on your THICK HEAD for shielding - but I didn't wanna do this alone."

So many problems, so few panels

comic cover of "FANG" #2 from Sirius Entertainment with a woman with short black hair in a skin tight black bodysuit cut in a V at the chest to show her large breasts and belly and then narrowing down to barely cover her crotch. She is very stiffly holding a short spear while jumping awkwardly with her legs looking oddly tacked on under her butt and hips. She is surrounded by zombies rising in a graveyard.

TFW ... something is happening

cover of 10th Muse/Demonslayer #1 comic book depicting 10th Muse (blonde woman in a blu and purple two piece bodysuit) and Demonslayer (brunette in a red thong and vertical strip bikini top and red and gold leggings), Muse is sitting behind Demonslayer who is sitting up with her legs laid on the ground, both of them have their nipples showing prominently through their tops

TFW you need to save the day but also it's chilly

promo for Idle Angels that reads "THISISACODE valid until Mar. 02, 2023 23:59" depicting an anime style girl with pale skin and light blue hair in a headdress and a green rope that hangs off her hip, she has a green string thong thing and is belt over a table and stool in a room with her butt and legs on the table pointing at the window and her body snaking down to lean on the stool

April Caption Contest: Aggressive Furniture Saleswoman

promo images of Idle Angels from ads showing 4 scantily clad women in various states of undress, the furthest right image shows a pale woman with angel wings and white hair in a boobs and butt pose lying on her side in a white bikini and stockings

We really need to give angels some time to get dressed after idling

comic cover of Black Knight #1 showing a blue skinned twi'lek woman (alien from Star Wars with tentacles instead of hair) in an outfit made of strips of fabric, 2 of which cover her breasts from the side shaped like the letter C, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose holding a lightsaber

TFW you accidentally slice your buttcheek off

TFW you have a leg growing out of your butt

page from 10th Muse Demonslayer 1 showing Demonslayer (brunette in a red bikini) and 10th Muse (blonde in a purple and blue two piece jumpsuit) fighting each other, in the top panel Demonslayer is swinging a sword while Muse is kicking at her, in the second panel Demonslayer punches Muse as she flies towards the audience viewpoint, in the 3rd panel Demonslayer jumps at Muse with the audience viewpoint from behind her looking straight up at her butt and crotch with her legs spread wide

Capturing the most important details

panel from Vampirella: Sad Wings of Destiny showing Vampirella being grabbed by a demon's tongue around her left arm, she is turned away in a boobs and butt pose

Demon Dance Off

textless comic cover of "Grimm Fairy Tales: Neverland - Age of Darkness #3" from Zenescope Entertainment showing a brunette fairy girl wearing a green bikini outfit jumping with a sword in her outstretched right hand held behind her in a severe boobs and butt pose where her butt seems twisted completely to the side of her hip, in front of her is a blonde girl in a grey jumpsuit holding two daggers in either hand

That Fairy's pose is certainly Grim

photograph of cover of an art book titled "Super Heroines" by Hubert De Lartigue showing an illustrated (realistic style) white woman in a white and blue trimmed plastic-looking space helmet and in a white and blue-strimmed sci fi body suit with cups over each breasts, she is holding a sci fi gun in either hand and jumping in a boobs and butt pose, also her belt looks like it might be a thong digging between both butt cheeks

Atomic Wedge Powered Jetpack

zoom in on Wicked #4 comics showing a black haired woman with vampire teeth and a V shaped bikini taped to her boobs and a mutated armor jumping on stiletto heels at a demon

March Free-For-All Card Caption Contest!

comic book cover of Red Agent: The Human Order #1 May the 4th edition with a blonde woman in a black storm trooper type outfit cropped just under her breast, her breast shape hangs down as if without support but also appears encased in the stormtrooper armor implying that that's the shape of the armor, she is also in a black thong and holds a gun in her far hand

More boob armor, more problems

cover of "Wicked" #4 from Millenium Comics showing a dark haired white woman in a V shaped swimsuit barely covering her breasts (and seemingly no attached to anything) and crotch in high heeled boots jumping at a demon with her legs spread and arms open

Wicked

panel from Purgatori vs Vampirella showing an Asian woman with long fingernails in a boobs and butt pose (with seemingly no pants and only a loose green top open across the chest and taped to her breasts) attacking a naked Purgatori (with hair covering her breasts) with dialogue that says "You always were susceptible to a beauteous face" "I will enjoy killing you a second time" "There will be no second time, you emerald whore!"

Aggressive Flirting or Fighting, Valentine's Day Edition

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