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panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing a suited man holding the chin up of a blonde very pregnant woman with her back arched and butt thrust back and stomach and breasts hanging forward, he says "<This is your ultimate rite of passage, your final sacrifice to your cause. The baby dragon will after all, need to feed-->"

Nothing Works That Way

pregnancy doesn't work that way

That Infamous Jade Warriors "females" panel redux!

best of escher girls

panel from Jade Warriors #3 showing Deathkiss (Asian lady with long black hair in a black thong and bikni top with her thong completely devoured by her butt) jumping in front of a robot with a big "SCRANGG" sound effect, one leg is thrust back and to the side, the other is forward and basically stuck to her torso, her back is bent and rubbery, as is her torso, smaller panels show her in various rubbery poses too

SCRANGG

2 page splash cover of Jade Warriors: Slave of the Dragon #1 showing Deathkiss (black haired Asian woman in a black torn bikini top and thong, pushing up off the ground with her legs lying on the ground, her torso looks oddly connected to her legs which are fading into the distance, her eyes are closed and head tilted like she's enjoying it, a woman in green stilettos stands on her butt and holds a sword at her neck

Careful when stepping on blow up dolls with stilettos

sexualized in defeat

panels from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing 5 panels, 2 show the exterior of a building, 1 shows Artemis standing up in the WW costume her legs are twice the size of her torso and she has a tiny wasp waist, the bottom left panel shows her standing with her back inwards and butt thrust back and legs coming out from the small of her back (it's a way to fake that she has no butt), the last panel is her face

Tis The Season for Reindeer Women

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4 panels from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Diana (in her blue jacket, black tube top and black bike chorts 90s era) fighting a female monster with green skin, in the first panel Diana stands with her butt pushed up and backwards towards us as her back arches inward as the monster leaps at her, in the second she's punching the monster with her back bent 90 degrees with her butt thrust out and her legs in the opposite direction like the letter "Z", then a sihlouette panel of her in an extreme centaur pose

Wonder Woman, Rubberized (Again)

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #98 showing Artemis (in the Wonder Woman costume) rushing towards the audience viewpoint with her breasts facing us (barely covered by the WW top) and her legs as little stubs below her seeming to come out from her ribs as she yells with her arms outward at the elbows

Wonder Woman & Artemis' Mystery Legs

a page from Jade Warriors 1 showing a fight as sexy Asian ninja assassins jump in through a window into a strip club (of course), one of the sexy ladies is crouched up oin a ball and looks like a potato, her back is very bulky and weird, at the bottom panel is a butt shot of the protagonist "Deathkiss" as we look up at her butt and her bent back that is like a reverse C ship coming out of her butt, other bendy sexy ninjas attack her, every panel is a total mess, a jumble of rubber bodies, visual noise

More Jade Warriors, More Chaos

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Diana leaning on a window in a hospital looking outward, she says "She exiled Themyscira to another hideous dimension and then faked its destruction and her own death so I wouldn't think to look fit it" with a citation "back in wonder woman #76, Paul", Diana's body snakes out under her jacket and her torso is tinier than her head and is 90 degrees offset from her back, her legs come from offscreen

Wonder Snake?

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #91 showing Diana waking up as a blonde amazon greets her, Diana is pushing up on her elbows and her back arched and breasts pointed upward with her butt touching the bed, so she's arched upward, the 2nd panel has her butt in view as she leans forward to talk to the girl who is leaning on the side

Diana's Strange Bed Poses

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Amazon Fights Can Get Really Brutal

cover of elektra vol 1 #6 showing Elektra fighting Razorfist who is a topless guy in a half mask using 2 large blades on his arms (they look like giant scalpals), Eletrka is bin between his arms and punching past his face with a sai, her legs look detached under her torso which is covered by one blade, Razorfists body is also kind of weird under his chest

Elektra is very proud of her new sai

ridiculous fighting stances

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Artemis in the WW outfit bent over, grabbing at an arrow in her chest with her legs coming out from her stomach, her arm is very muscular, the panels next to her show her being shot, she's in a boobs and butt pose and bent backwards 90 degrees with her breasts flying upward and a huge wedgie in her pants, the bottom panel shows her thrusting her butt backwards and bent over

Artemis' Sexy Boneless Death

sexualized in defeat

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Diana in her black bra and bike shorts and blue jacket outfit swinging her fists and her body in a boobs and butt pose with her butt thrust backwards and legs very distant at her crotch area, her body looks like a tetris block, the sound effect filling the panel says "BRAK"

TFW Your Body Braks Down

I Have So So Many Questions

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #100 showing Diana (in her blue jacket, black bra and bike shorts outfit) shouting "NO!" as she jumps up with a building behind her and the word "Krak" behind, she has one arm out and the other back, her breasts are under her head and one leg is forward bent at the knee (but it looks like she just has no calf) and the other leg is coming out from behind her seemingly from the middle of her back

I Would Scream "NO!" Too If My Body Imploded

panel from Elektra vol 1 #5 showing Eletra standing upright in a park wearing tight jeans going past her bellybutton and a yellow shirt glued to her chest showing each breast, her back is arched inward 90 degrees and her stomach is about the size of her neck, her butt is thrust backwards so her legs start from behind her neck

TFW Your Clothes Suddenly Shrink

panel from Elektra vol. 1 #7 showing Elektra (white woman in a red bathing suit type outfit cut very high up the thigh, holding 2 sais, and standing in a boobs and butt pose with her torso seemingly swiveled 90 degrees at her waist like an action figure, she is standing in an S pose with her thighs forward and butt thrust back, a man with a whip and a zorro outfit stands in front of her, the narration box reads: "And now she must face him. His whip touches her thigh gently, as a shy lover's inquiry."

TFW you accidentally break your action figure

Panel from Eletrka vol. 1 #4 showing Elektra defending a blonde girl in a green sleeveless tank top from men surrounding her who are apparently Ukrainian pimps, Elektra is standing facing the audience with her arms out and the girl behind her, her butt is thrust back with her legs forward and one bending below her crotch, her calves are vertical to her knee, so she's basically sitting in an invisible chair, or sliding and about to fall down, the dialogue boxes are about the danger & also her hair

Elektra's Slipping On Ice But At Least Her Hair Isn't Frizzy

cover of elektra 19 showing Elektra with her arms behind her head holding sai with swords all around her, she has boobsocks in her skintight leotard, her back is bent 90 degrees with her hips thrust back (and she has 0 butt) and one arm looks hyperextended

So, so many questions

panel from Elektra #16 showing a blonde ninja woman in a black bodysuit that's high cut at her thighs, she's holding sais and says "aren't you happy to see me?" with her back arched and her butt thrust backwards in a 90 degree angle

Always Happy To See A Centaur Girl

cover of Elektra 17 showing Nina McCabe (blonde woman in a black version of Elektra's ninja leotard) fighting with a sai with Elektra blocking her arm with her own sai with her butt facing the audience and her boobs also as she's twisted in a boobs and butt pose

Elektra: Ass-assin

ad for Jade Warriors that shows 4 "Asian" women in tight skimpy cloth strips and heels, with one jumping in the centre throwing ninja stares with her butt turned at us and feet en pointe with her breasts also showing, below are 3 other girls with rubber spines and feet en pointe, all of them have snake spines and tiny torsos thinner than their heads

Teenage Mutant Ninja Snakegirls

cover of Xena Warrior Princess #13 from Dark Horse Comics showing Xena with a tiny waist and bent 90 degree back jumping up at a woman in full armor riding a horse who also has a bent 90 degree back that looks like her torso is about to fall off, on the ground Gabrielle kneels on all fours on the ground also with an arched back, Xena's far leg appears to be completely missing

Xena and the Mystery of the Missing Leg

cover of The New Avengers vol. 2 #28, with the "A vs X" crossover label, it depicts Luke Cage running toward the audience viewpoint on the right, Hawkeye in the background aiming to the up and right and Spider-Woman in a vacuum-sealed outfit with boobsocks doing... something, with one arm thrust out and the other pulled back, her body is leaning toward her thrust out arm with one leg up and the other bent back under her pelvis, she looks like she just came to a quick stop

Weird Spider-Woman

full page panel from New Avengers vol. 2 #28 showing the Marvel heroes rushing forward in a clockwise circle from the 9 o'clock position (with name labels next to them): Blue Marvel, Falcon as Captain America (labeled Captain America), Luke Cage, White Tiger, She-Hulk, Spectrum and Power Man, in the centre is Spider-Man, White Tiger is in a jump kick, She-Hulk is rushing forward with one leg bent foward but it looks like she has no waist or back leg, Spectrum's legs look disconnected from her

Random limbs everywhere

panel from New Avengers vol. 1 #17 of Carol Danvers (in her old black and red Ms. Marvel costume) getting hit by electricty of romsething, she is bent upward with her back arched over 90 degrees and her butt thrust out and her feet bent en pointe in a vaguely orgasmic pose

Hmmm

panels from Wonder Woman vol 2 #98 showing Diana (during her 90s period of not being Wonder Woman and wearing black bike shorts and a black strapless bikini top/bra) talking to Artemis (while she's in the Wonder Woman costume) with Diana's butt thrust out as she gives Artemis a file cabinet container so it looks like she has a butt, and Artemis with her crotch the same height/length as her torso

Poor Diana

panel from Wonder Woman vol. 2 #98 of Artemis (during her Wonder Woman phase) jumping at Diana (in her phase where she wore a black bikini top and black tight bike shorts with a blue jacket) and kicking her in the back, Diana's waist is about the size of her neck as she bends almost 90 degrees from the impact on her knees while Artemis' body is kind of folded and her neck tucked in

Super Chiropractic

Teenage Mutant Insect Ballerinas

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