Combined art of both variant covers of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2 from Dynamite Comics showing Red Sonja in a sexy hyper realistic style with shiny skin, she's wearing a fur cloak over her shoulders and is looking downward to our right with her hair being pulled to the right by Vampirella who is on her right in a boobs and butt pose looking at her with one hand raised in a claw, Red Sonja's gaze looks focused on Vampirella's butt

Variant cover of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2 from Dynamite Comics showing Red Sonja in a sexy hyper realistic style with shiny skin, she's wearing a fur cloak over her shoulders and is looking downward to our right with her hair being pulled to the right

Variant cover of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2 from Dynamite Comics showing Vampirella in a hyper real style with shiny skin in a boobs and butt pose with one hand raised in a claw and another tugging on Red Sonja (off screen)'s red hair

October Caption Contest: Fighting or... ?

So I saw these variant covers of Vampirella vs Red Sonja "fighting", and I combined them together, and that is very much not fighting...

Red Sonja's eyes are very clearly on Vampi's butt >_> I think we should give them both some privacy.

Or not... because the more I look at this the more I think this would be perfect for a caption contest!

So, what do you think is happening? What are they doing or saying? Be creative! (Also since it's October, bonus points for any captions that are Halloween themed)

You can submit your captions in the comments here, by email (at eschergirls@gmail.com) or on Tumblr!

The contest will run for 2 weeks and then I'll pick the winners!

Good luck everybody!

(Covers of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2, Dynamite Comics, variants from 616 Comics)

Red Sonja

Vampirella

Dynamite Entertainment

616 comics

rubber spines

boobs and butt pose

ridiculous fighting stances

October Caption Contest: Fighting or... ?

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