repair-her-armor: Dungeons and Dragons
Dungeons and Dragons: Neverwinter - apparently in the new Forgotten Realm female mages have an ongoing contest to see who’s got the best abs - which seems a poor decision given the amount of fire, ice, acid, poison, etc they get exposed to in your average adventure.
Also, apparently in the New Forgotten realms once you become a lich (undead wizard), if you’re female your face will wither and your septum will disappear, but your boobs will stay soft, supple and full enough to be used for marketing purposes:
But of course! Haven’t you noticed our breasts are made of stone? (And so is our skin!)
I can’t get over the lich boobs in that ad.