cover of Lady Death: Treacherous Infamy #1 from Coffin Comics that shows Lady Death (white skinned white haired woman with supernatural white eyes in a black leather corset and black thong with black thigh highs and elbow gloves), she's kneeling on the ground facing away from the viewer, her back arched out while holding a sword in her hands between her legs away from the viewer, her buttcheeks are both facing the audience and her lower leg and butt are much lower than the higher one and looks disconnected

March 2024 Caption Contest Winners!

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the March caption contest!

We had a lot of good entries this time and I had a very hard time choosing. So many made me laugh, so thank you to everybody who submitted!

As usual when I have a lot of submissions, I'll choose 3 winners and 2 honorable mentions. :)

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun.

Anyway here are the entries!

Mastodon/Fedi:

Claire: like a true warrior she is hitting the "crouch" command atop her fallen enemies

Ordinating Aether Snow: It is a common misconception that the "death" part of her name refers to some grim reaper like mythos or to her pale complexion. The real origin of the moniker is an amusing coincidence born from academia.

When biologists were first dissecting a specimen of her species they were assigning random letters to each joint on her limbs beyond the ones found on normal humans.

Only afterwards, did they find that the section between her knee and hips spelt out "death."

Disqus:

Imry: With standard warnings doing nothing to reduce the overwhelming number of back injuries, the Coffin Comics warehouse safety team had to get more creative with their reminders to lift with your legs, not your back.

Jenn Dolari: FFFFFRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Karmazyna: I'd be holding on to my sword for dear life as well if I had to squat to pee in those heels.

MaryKaye: So you thought you were clever to steal my pants? Your death will be...exquisite.

Tumblr:

chasedbybuildings: Was this drawn by someone from outer space who's not sure what humans look like?

cipheramnesia: *FART!!*

cipheramnesia: "Of course I'm going to fuck the sword."

cipheramnesia: "You're sure this is where you dropped your contact lens?"

cipheramnesia: "Oh hello, let me slip into something a little more comfortable." [trash compactor noises]

direwolfblackrose: That's the "these heels are killing me" squat

failure-to-adult: "Hey fam, I'm Lady Death and I'm gonna inappropriately twerk on this battlefield! Don't forget to like and subscribe for more content!"

faunusroman: Looks like someone took the term "slay" too literally.

madfishmonger: "Wait, you can't shift your butt cheeks far apart independently of each other? Skill issue."

metztreme: “I sure hope this fart loosens my wedgie”

mistakescontinuetobemade: when the thong just ain’t far enough up your ass to keep your free-floating pelvis in place

mnemonicpneumaticknife: "Are you done taking the photo? Okay, good. Put down the fan and come help me stand up. I can't feel my fucking legs."

vaspider: When your sword needs to go, but can't unless you go too.

wardenmcpherson: Don't judge, but she pulled Excalibur from the stone with her booty cheeks. Apparently, that was the only part of her that was pure of heart.

yourfriendlyneighborhoodhomo: when you've crouched down but you're in heels and if you try to stand wrong then you'll trip and get a face full of asphalt

zombiemollusk: "lesson learned: don't ever pole dance with a sword. most embarrassing hospital visit ever."

So first, honorable mentions go to:

failure-to-adult: "Hey fam, I'm Lady Death and I'm gonna inappropriately twerk on this battlefield! Don't forget to like and subscribe for more content!"
zombiemollusk: "lesson learned: don't ever pole dance with a sword. most embarrassing hospital visit ever."

And the winners:

3rd place goes to Claire: like a true warrior she is hitting the "crouch" command atop her fallen enemies
2nd place goes to cipheramnesia: "Oh hello, let me slip into something a little more comfortable." [trash compactor noises]

And the winner is... madfishmonger: "Wait, you can't shift your butt cheeks far apart independently of each other? Skill issue."

Congratulations to all the winners and also thank you to everybody who participated!

Please stay tuned for a new caption contest next month!

If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list. It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)

The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Still Life, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution , Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, and Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King s.