detached legs

textless cover of Vampirella vs Purgatori #1 from Dynamite Comics showing Vampirella sitting on a rock with Purgatori above her leaning back with her arms out, without the title text we can see Vampirella's lower half and legs clearly, her hip is jutted out to her right beyond her shoulder, but her other leg is coming from her left which shouldn't attach to wehre her hip is implied to be

Purgatori's ecstatic at Vampirella's detached leg

cover of The New Avengers vol. 2 #28, with the "A vs X" crossover label, it depicts Luke Cage running toward the audience viewpoint on the right, Hawkeye in the background aiming to the up and right and Spider-Woman in a vacuum-sealed outfit with boobsocks doing... something, with one arm thrust out and the other pulled back, her body is leaning toward her thrust out arm with one leg up and the other bent back under her pelvis, she looks like she just came to a quick stop

Weird Spider-Woman

full page panel from New Avengers vol. 2 #28 showing the Marvel heroes rushing forward in a clockwise circle from the 9 o'clock position (with name labels next to them): Blue Marvel, Falcon as Captain America (labeled Captain America), Luke Cage, White Tiger, She-Hulk, Spectrum and Power Man, in the centre is Spider-Man, White Tiger is in a jump kick, She-Hulk is rushing forward with one leg bent foward but it looks like she has no waist or back leg, Spectrum's legs look disconnected from her

Random limbs everywhere

cover of "White Widow #7" by Absolute Comics showing a red haired white woman in a skintight boobsocked red and black suit with silver bio armor around her shoulders and hands as well as a black symbiote like goop around her right arm, her left arm has a witchblade type gauntlet on, her right leg looks like it's coming out of her crotch and is extremely en pointe

Spider-Woman from Wish.com

Cover art for the anime DNA squared DVD vol. 4 set showing a masked man with dark skin and purple hair and Kotomi Takanashi, an anime girl with short black hair in a pink and purple dancer's spandex, she is in a boobs and butt pose with her arms in the air, and her back bent 90 degrees with her butt sticking out to the right of her body

TFW Your Butt Really Wants to Escape

promo ad for Theresa from League of Angels 2, red haired woman in black armor with red and black dragon wings, holding a spear, she is rushing toward the audience viewpoint and her right leg is disconnected from her hip

Shrimp lady

french ad for Omni Heroes showing a purple haired woman wearing cat ears with an "egyptian" style necklace and bikini top, her waist and pelvis continue downward off the panel of the ad but there is a fleshy lump next to her belly button coming from the bottom of the screen and it might be her knee which would make no sense

Spider Girl or Centaur Girl?

realistic painting style art from Legend of The Cryptids showing a blonde woman with angel wings in a white toga holding a flaming sword and flying in a very strong boobs and butt pose with her far buttock and leg disconnected from her body

Biblically Inaccurate Escher Angel

ad for League of Angels 2 showing a woman in sheer stockings and a bustier covering the sides of her breasts, she is sitting on the ground and both her butt cheeks are showing under her and her far cheek/leg looks disconnected from her body

TFW your leg comes off during a photoshoot

cover of Kenichi #56 manga showing a dark haired pale anime girl with a ponytail in a "ninja" dress holding a katana out and jumping at the audience viewpoint in a boobs and butt pose with her lower half disconnected from her top (her breasts are parallel and on top of her knee), her panties covering her crotch are clearly showing

Disconnecting your legs and butt to fire at your enemies

art from 10th Muse Gallery Book showing 10th Muse standing at the bottom holding a sword in a crouched pose with both legs pointing in at the knees, above her is Banzai Girl, orange haired girl in a school girl outfit with her butt above her head showing her panties

Caption Contest: "Look there's the rest of my body!"

cover of "Kunoichi" from Lightning Comics, showing a bunch of Asian women ninja warriors in painted on red battle bikinis that barely cover their crotch in a tiny V, their legs are bent under their crotch and their waists are tiny

I can't believe it's not Jade Warriors!

zoom of phantom force #1 showing a heroine in a black mask over the top part of her face and eyes and a black bustier with a purple cape, her torso is going to the left and her legs are disconnected entirely from her torso and going right

Phantom Legs

ad for Dragon Knight 2 showing a red haired woman who is almost entirely naked except for "armor" around the sides of her breasts covering her nipples and around her crotch, she is sitting up with one leg raised upwards but it is completely disconnected from her hip or any part of her lower body

A series of unfortunate events

screen/ad forValiant Force 2 showing Lola Winters (brunette anime girl with white curved horns in a green apron and plaid short skirt) she is standing upright but with her hip cocked to our left in such a way that it looks like her legs are disconnected from her body

Get your Tetris on

cover of Jungle Fantasy Fauna #2 of a red haired woman in a tiger striped bikini holding a spear, she is crouching on the floor with one leg up and her other leg is below it in a very disconnected way

Jungle Detachment

ad for Rise of Angels showing a white haired woman in a bra and white robe, her leg is in the forefront and appears completely detached from her hip

Biblically Accurate Escher Girl

Russian ad for "Herolord" showing a white haired girl in a purple V cut dress/fighting outfit swinging 2 swords, she is in a boobs and butt pose but also it looks like she has no butt and both legs are kind of merged together

Boobs and No Butt Pose?

ad for Wartune that says "Take Promo Codes!" with a red haired white woman in a purple bikini top and sash around her hip, it looks like she has a single leg growing out of her hip/crotch area

Yet more Wartune

character art from Valiant Force showing a green ahired anime girl with large curled wearing a camisole, short frilly skirt, and checkerboard leggings, she is jumping in the air while holding knives backwards, her hip and butt are over 90 degrees to her waist

Leg missiles away!

Another disconnecting woman from Dragon Knight

ad for Valiant Force 2 showing the character of "Elise" next to pictures of the other characters with the text "A Distinguished Cast of Voice Actors", Elise is a pale skinned young woman with grey hair in a blue dress/cape outfit standing with her butt thrust out behind her back at looking like it's disconnected from her torso at 90 degrees

TFW you sway your hips so hard they come off

cover of Banzai Girls #3 showing a dragon grabbing Jinky Coronado (Asian girl with light brown hair in a school girl outfit) her torso is pushed up and her breast is flying upward her butt seems disconnected under the dragon's claw and is pushed back, at the bottom is a woman with her clothes torn off in lingerie and her legs are drawn so they are not connected to her torso

Just body parts flying off everywhere

ad for "Cabal Online" showing a white haired woman in black armor, skirt, and long black boots sitting down and pointing a sword down on the ground, her head is tiny on top of her giant long body, she is probably 15 heads tall at least

New Sleep Paralysis Demon Dropped

comic cover of Black Knight #1 showing a blue skinned twi'lek woman (alien from Star Wars with tentacles instead of hair) in an outfit made of strips of fabric, 2 of which cover her breasts from the side shaped like the letter C, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose holding a lightsaber

TFW you accidentally slice your buttcheek off

TFW you have a leg growing out of your butt

ad for NTales: Child of Destiny showing a brown haired woman in a purple and gold dress with a boob window she is tilted and her breasts and torso don't seem connected to her hips and legs, in the centre is a white haired man and next to him is another brown haired woman in a black bikini top and kicking her leg up in the air

The Aurora Borealis

cover of Godannar DVD showing 3 anime girls on the cover, on the top left is a red head with glasses and an open cut top showing her chest, her butt is dislocated completely and coming out of the side of her torso, next to her is a purple haired girl in a bodysuit, beneath them is a brunette in a pink and white skintight outfit with very big boobsocks

Goddammit Godannar, you're even worse than we thought!

textless cover of grimm fairy tales age of darkness volume 4 showing a woman with long black hair flowing behind her and wearing black rimmed glasses thrusting a sword at the audience viewpoint, her breasts are visible in a V neck blue top and she is wearing thigh high red boots, her torso is going to our right while her legs left hip is pointed in the opposite direction and her leg is going to the left, she is ostensibly crouching but her legs don't look connected to her hips and torso

TFW you're melting but also stabby

ad for Queen's Blade showing 2 anime girls kicking their legs into the air with their chests and bottom halves cropped out and the text reading "We can't show the full picture in an ad" and "The long-awaited game version. Feel the fighting spirit surge and burst through your Beautiful Warriors' fight armors."

Too Non-Euclidean for Advertising

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