Combined art of both variant covers of Vampirella vs Red Sonja #2 from Dynamite Comics showing Red Sonja in a sexy hyper realistic style with shiny skin, she's wearing a fur cloak over her shoulders and is looking downward to our right with her hair being pulled to the right by Vampirella who is on her right in a boobs and butt pose looking at her with one hand raised in a claw, Red Sonja's gaze looks focused on Vampirella's butt

October Caption Contest Winners: Fighting... or...?

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the October caption contest featuring that cover of Vampirella and Red Sonja um... "fighting"...

This month, because it's October, I said that I would give bonus points for Halloween themed entries so I'll be trying to prioritize those, but we got so many good entries, I found it hard to choose winners! Like, honestly, every caption contest you all have great ideas, but this month I felt like they were all just so good. So, I've decided to call an audible and have 5 winners, especially since there's plenty of prizes to go around if people choose to claim a prize. :3

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun, I just wanted to give a prize because I enjoy the caption contests and entries).

This time around, I got entries from a variety of platforms, not just Tumblr and Disqus, so I've decided to organize them into groups.

Moving on, here are the caption entries:

From Mastodon:

Claire, NEET vampire: I'm amazed that two women who are just drawings could look so bored about being here

Dollcomics: “This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to pull my hair, Vampirella…”

Maddie: "i'm sorry, this is a fancy establishment, we can't let you in the restaurant without proper clothing"

Taco Blacc: "Girl I just wanted to know what shampoo you use, put the sword down!"

From Disqus and Email:

Ellen: And as their gazes locked, they realized they had abandoned the dance-off for the hand of the prince and were swing dancing.

Karmazyna: They look like high school mean girls.

P J Evans: Are they getting ready for a dance-off?

From Tumblr:

anna-neko: *tug* red ... red my eyes are up here....

ashleyfableblack: Proving once again that whether barbarian swordswoman or alien pin-up, apparently all women magically have flawless porcelain skin, huge breasts and butts and just enough muscle tone to be attractive but not intimidating to male gaze. ):

cenobitic-anchorite: conan's bachelor party had some very specific requests

dsknsk: She only needed a lock of red hair and her potion would be complete...who could have ever predicted that she would fall in love with the one she'd only need for her hair...?

hirasawaschoiceass: The bikini cosplay contest reached an awkward point when the Vampirella cosplayer accidentally grabbed her fellow Red Sonja’s wig instead of her own cape. They hide their surprise because they really want that Visa gift card prize

insanityisfine: "I told you, these split ends have got to go!"

"And I told you, that if you cut my hair, I cut your cape. Choose wisely."

jaytherobot: Dragon-con is great this year! Hey look out, we're stepping in someone else's photo.

jazzforthecaptain: "Boy, these hiking trails sure are narrow, Red. Wouldn't it be funny if you fell off the edge behind me and I had NO id-- Red?"

lazaefair: noooooo don't sensually trail the tip of your sword down my chest between my prominent cleavage...haha...unless?

onichophora: they both have the expression of people who do not want to be there but are contractually obliged to be so

zombiemollusk: "good, now that she's distracted by my butt, i can steal her wig..."

Honorable mentions go to: zombiemollusk, anna-neko, and Taco Blacc!

And here are the winners:

5th place goes to dsknsk!
4th place goes to insanityisfine!
3rd place goes to jaytherobot!
2nd place goes to cenobitic-anchorite!

And finally the winner is... lazaefair! your caption just made me laugh the second I saw it

Congratulations to all the winners :D and also thank you to everybody who participated, your captions were SO GOOD this month. I honestly had so much trouble deciding winners and I feel bad for having to exclude some people even with 5 prizes awarded. ):

If you won and would like a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.

The codes I have available are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution , Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King, Morbid: The Seven Acolytes, Blasphemous, The Swindle, Zengeon, Wayward Souls, and Nigate Tale.