

September Caption Contest Winners
It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the contest!
Since it's EG's anniversary month, and given the quality of the entries, I've decided to pick 5 winners. :)
Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun, I just wanted to give a prize because I enjoy the caption contests and appreciate all the people who participate).
Also before we start, I want to give a special shout out to Nev on Mastodon for making the very hilarious chair edit that's included in this post. Suddenly everything about Demonslayer's post makes sense! Since it's not technically a caption, it seems unfair to judge it with the others, but I still want to give it an honorary winning spot.
Moving on, here are the caption entries:
P J Evans: The one in red is absolutely going to be going topless if she moves.
singingflames: Wonder Woman's less impressive cousin always felt a little disappointed with her specialty equipment - the invisible toilet.'
ashleyfableblack: Between foreground bewb-ladys pose and strained expression and background bewb-ladys look of disgusted disinterest, I would say bewb-lady one looks like she's trying to cop a squat but I'm not sure she has the internal organs to digest food.
ashleyfableblack: 2nd impression- Bewb-lady red seems to be scratching herself against Bewb-lady blue as if they were a grizzly and a tree..
mekanikaltrifle: "hey- hold on, lemme just rest my ass on your belt. you're cool with it right?"
"Uh no--"
"Too late! Ass planted."
[world-weary, ass-induced sigh]humansaregreat: “It was an inconvenient time and place for mini-me to take a poo, but when nature calls…”
karltface: "Though deep in her heart she knew the fart could not be fully trusted, it was too late to stop it."
zombiemollusk: new demon-slaying technique: pogo sword, then threaten to shit. it's a completely foolproof plan.
chattylulumutt: a guide to twerking on giant ladies volume 1
holyshinta: "Ten fresh new ways to NOT hold a sword! Presented by Lady Tincan and her constipated mother, the Swimsuit Gladiator!"
soap-lady: “Seeing how her Demon Slayer gig has proven unsuccessful, our heroine decides to become the world’s first Bikini Mime. Here she is, convincingly miming sitting in a chair.”
melonbride: Caption: "I thought I could sit down here but it was just a perspective trick, now I'm going to fall over"
everentropy: Both of them: "Oh my god I really have to fart"
tacoblacc: It looks like she's twerking on the big lady's belt
And here are the winners!
- 5th place goes to holyshinta
- 4th place goes to karltface
- 3rd place goes to melonbride
- 2nd place goes to chattylulumutt
And finally the winner is... singingflames!
Congratulations to all the winners :D and also thank you to everybody who participated, your captions were all very creative and good!
If you won and would like a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.
The codes I have available are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Nigate Tale, and Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos.
Please stay tuned in the future for another contest!