September Caption Contest Winners

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the contest!

Since it's EG's anniversary month, and given the quality of the entries, I've decided to pick 5 winners. :)

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun, I just wanted to give a prize because I enjoy the caption contests and appreciate all the people who participate).

Also before we start, I want to give a special shout out to Nev on Mastodon for making the very hilarious chair edit that's included in this post. Suddenly everything about Demonslayer's post makes sense! Since it's not technically a caption, it seems unfair to judge it with the others, but I still want to give it an honorary winning spot.

Moving on, here are the caption entries:

P J Evans: The one in red is absolutely going to be going topless if she moves.

singingflames: Wonder Woman's less impressive cousin always felt a little disappointed with her specialty equipment - the invisible toilet.'

ashleyfableblack: Between foreground bewb-ladys pose and strained expression and background bewb-ladys look of disgusted disinterest, I would say bewb-lady one looks like she's trying to cop a squat but I'm not sure she has the internal organs to digest food.

ashleyfableblack: 2nd impression- Bewb-lady red seems to be scratching herself against Bewb-lady blue as if they were a grizzly and a tree..

mekanikaltrifle: "hey- hold on, lemme just rest my ass on your belt. you're cool with it right?"

"Uh no--"

"Too late! Ass planted."

[world-weary, ass-induced sigh]

humansaregreat: “It was an inconvenient time and place for mini-me to take a poo, but when nature calls…”

karltface: "Though deep in her heart she knew the fart could not be fully trusted, it was too late to stop it."

zombiemollusk: new demon-slaying technique: pogo sword, then threaten to shit. it's a completely foolproof plan.

chattylulumutt: a guide to twerking on giant ladies volume 1

holyshinta: "Ten fresh new ways to NOT hold a sword! Presented by Lady Tincan and her constipated mother, the Swimsuit Gladiator!"

soap-lady: “Seeing how her Demon Slayer gig has proven unsuccessful, our heroine decides to become the world’s first Bikini Mime. Here she is, convincingly miming sitting in a chair.”

melonbride: Caption: "I thought I could sit down here but it was just a perspective trick, now I'm going to fall over"

everentropy: Both of them: "Oh my god I really have to fart"

tacoblacc: It looks like she's twerking on the big lady's belt

And here are the winners!

5th place goes to holyshinta
4th place goes to karltface
3rd place goes to melonbride
2nd place goes to chattylulumutt

And finally the winner is... singingflames!

Congratulations to all the winners :D and also thank you to everybody who participated, your captions were all very creative and good!

If you won and would like a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.

The codes I have available are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution , Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Nigate Tale, and Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos.