April Caption Contest: Aggressive Furniture Saleswoman

It's time for another caption contest!  Caption this ad from Idle Angels!

You can either caption it however you want, or caption it with a funny coupon code you think fits the image. Best captions win!

The contest will run for 2 weeks to the end of the month. You can submit your captions on Tumblr, or in the comments below, or by email!

Good luck everybody!

(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)