Happy Holidays! Here are the Holiday Caption Contest Winners!
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas Eve to those who celebrate! It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the Holiday Caption Contest!
Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun, but you can also see the prize as a bonus holiday gift if you want :3 ) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years.
We had a lot of great submissions and I loved all of them. It was super fun and I'm sad that I have to pick some winners because they were all so good.
Anyway here are the captions, sorted, as usual by platform!
From Mastodon:
Galbinus Caeli: "Our AI girls only fear one thing! Frostbite of the Fanny!"
hramrach: Rule 34, except with Christmas costume
Michael Gemar: a nod to everyone’s favourite Christmas movie: “Now I’ve got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”
Niedliche Nacktschnecke: christmas comes only once a year. With enough firepower to make it count
yassie_j: “I’m joining the War on Christmas. On the side of Christmas”.
Zardoz: "Santa's *little* helper huh?? I'll show them!"
From Disqus and Email:
CJ Kral: "All I want for Christmas is my two back vertebras, and I will what ever it takes to get them, dam it."
havmerci: Christmas. Christmas never changes. A freak blizzard and most of torque platoon were lost.
Imry: "I'm joining the war against fucked up women's anatomy but on the side of fucked up women's anatomy."
Karmazyna: Mrs Santa going through the naughty list, eh?
Leak: Good kids get gifts in their stocking. Bad kids get coal in their stocking. ... I have no clue what getting an AK-47-wielding girl dressed up as Sexy Santa in stockings means, though... except imminent frostbite on her part...
From Tumblr:
fortangel: Even the gun is made of rubber
haveievermentioned: If this is a prank pulled by Jeff in Reindeer Acquisition, I'm going to tranq him instead.
melonbride: dramatic music
"I will get my winter coat back by any means necessary!"
coat thieves in the background, oblivious
molecular-despot: Times are tough, so Ms.Claus had to pick up a side gig.
peter-parkedcar: Joining the war on Christmas on the side of Christmas
scoutbokmal20: With unique uniform designs growing all the more important, new militaries are growing ever more desperate to find a design that doesn't resemble that of any existing armies uniforms too much; with some even turning to holidays for inspiration.
soap-lady: Mrs. Claus is on the hunt; for both her kidnapped husband, Santa, and the jerk who stole the rest of her skirt.
universe63: Trixie the Elf vowed revenge on the toy factory after the freak Silly Putty accident that left her literally out of shape and figuratively out of sorts.
vis-a-vi: At least the hat is both season and weather appropriate
whatyadrawin: Lmao this is C.O.K call of Kringle
zombiemollusk: first-time model misunderstands the phrase "christmas shoot"
Given the quality of the submissions and that it's the holidays, I'm going to award 5 winners this time so there's plenty of chances to get a prize, if you want one. :)
First, honorable mentions to yassie_j and peter-parkedcar for submitting the same "joining the war on Christmas on the side of Christmas" meme joke xD
And now here are the winners:
- 5th place goes to Leak
- 4th place goes to Karmazyna
- 3rd place goes to Niedliche Nacktschnecke
- 2nd place goes to zombiemollusk
And finally the winner is... Imry!
Congratulations to all the winners! :D
If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.
The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King, Morbid: The Seven Acolytes, The Swindle, Zengeon, Wayward Souls, Ittle Dew 1, Ittle Dew 2, and Nigate Tale.
Please stay tuned for another caption contest in January!