promo for Idle Angels that reads "THISISACODE valid until Mar. 02, 2023 23:59" depicting an anime style girl with pale skin and light blue hair in a headdress and a green rope that hangs off her hip, she has a green string thong thing and is belt over a table and stool in a room with her butt and legs on the table pointing at the window and her body snaking down to lean on the stool

April Caption Contest Winners

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the April caption contest! We got a LOT of entries this month and they were all really good so it was hard to choose winners.

P J Evans: Ow, her back and elbows!

Shay Guy: My low-brain entry: "No, this is Patrick."

Leak: Relaxing on the couch without a couch? Ouch.

mabelsguidetolife: when you’re too heavy for your horse and their back looks like this

fioledarsenic: Pussy facing the world........

differenttriumphdragon: The Code translates to "please call me an ambulance"

turbo-toast: Family Guy "that time I forgot how to sit down" joke, but make it sexy

faunusroman: She certainly is eternally idle and now with the angels.

sowhatnotcreative: "Suntanning the anus - it gives you all the vitamins you need!"

hotdogswithmenacingauras: Enter code “sunrise” for 20% off my early morning perineum sunning yoga class. Start your day off right with a dose of vitamin D on your B… hole.

anna-neko: suns out, guns out! ... no wait... suns out.. buns out? Something's out, alright?

anna-neko: Hope it's alright thought of a second thing - Either the ad tagline or secret code: Come fall "ass over head" with us

cutlassopinions: Code: SunbleachingMyAsshole

liichkiing: Hey, can you maybe tan somewhere else? The neighbors have given up on asking politely, and now there's cops at the door. I don't know if you can be arrested for public indecency if you're technically in our apartment, but I can't afford to pay rent on my own.

247reader: You can’t grow a tail without meticulous sunning of the rear.

skoomapipe: Today's yoga pose is what we call the "indecisive cat"

mauesartetc: It's customary for deer women to moon the gods as gratitude for their bounty.

roisu: This is a code: code red

traycakes: "10 things to know before you take up 'Perineum Sunning'"

thequietestlilbucket: DragonGirlNeedsAChiropractor, valid for one myth noodle spine adjustment

scarm: When your parents come into your room right after you climbed back in so you have to play it off somehow

lalonde-garden: "Shit! I dropped my tablet pen"

mosqlarva: “Oh hi. Let me explain…no that would take too long. Let me sum up. I was by getting ready my cosplay of Disney Princess Bambi and noticed one of the lights was crooked. But when I got up on the table I tripped on my pleats. I think I broke something in my spine? Maybe? Any chance you could call an ambulance? ‘K thanks? (Do my antlers still look okay? OMG they took *forever* to get right let me tell you!)”

sarielgrace: Have you ever wondered "Huh, I should be a snake and slither"

saintjustitude: She's trying to seduce Zeus. Or [insert horny god of choice].

It was really hard for me to pick 3 winners because the entries all made me laugh, but alas I have to, so here are my 3 favourites:

Third place goes to: mosqlarva

Second place goes to: cutlassopinions

And the winner of the caption contest is: skoomapipe!

As usual, the winners get to pick from the prizes in reverse order. If you're in first place, you only need to tell me the game you want, if you're in second place please message me with 2 games you want in order of preference and you'll get the one available, if you're in third place please message me with 3 games in order of preference. The prizes available are the following games on Steam:

Beholder 2, Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Still Life, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution , Main Assembly, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, Rage in Peace, and Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos.