valentine submission from Zombie Mollusk on Tumblr that shows the Eudemons Online ad picture of a a pink haired girl holding her hand out to a dove while in an extreme boobs and butt pose with her butt seemingly coming out of the side of her left hip, the edited pink text reads "To: From:" and "You've turned my life around, Valentine" with the word "turned" stretched out in letters across the length of her twisted torso

Valentine's Caption Contest winners!

It's been 2 weeks, so it's time to announce the winners of the Valentine's Day caption contest!

Just a small note, I think I was a little unclear in my wording initially when I said you could submit a caption "as normal" instead of making a card. I meant that you could submit a caption turning the picture into a Valentine's Day card instead of photoshopping a card if you wanted.

I'm only posting the entries that fit the criteria of being Valentine's Day themed, but I appreciate the effort everybody put in to make captions even the ones that weren't Valentine's Day specific! I sincerely apologize if you submitted a caption that isn't here, I take responsibility for not being clearer in my phrasing. ):

Also, we did get one submission that photoshopped it as a card which is the image by zombiemollusk that leads this post which was fantastic and made me laugh when I saw it in my inbox.

Anyway here are the other entries!

Leslee Beldotti: Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m made of rubber

And stuck in glue!

My butt to the right

My boobs straight ahead

This twisted Valentine

Will fill you with dread.

winterrssoldier: I'd disarticulate my bones for you, valentine

wordmage-girl: You break my heart, Valentine. Just like that broken spine.

anna-neko: for you darling, I will perform my greatest trick ~♪ breaking my spine for your best view ♥

kaospersona: "This Valentines, the only organ I need is my heart!"

chride: Roses are red,

violets are blue.

Boobs n butt pose,

splits my spine in two ❤️❤️❤️

timhulsizer: My spine is an L and that stands for love /

I turn to the left and I see a weird dove /

My hat is as small as my organ compartment /

I only have negligees in my apartment /

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

differenttriumphdragon: "Quickly, my bird companion! Send word to my love that my legs are trapped!"

Third place goes to: kaospersona

Second place goes to: Leslie Beldotti

And the winner of the Valentine's caption contest is: zombiemollusk!

As usual, the winners get to pick from the prizes in reverse order. If you're in first place, you only need to tell me the game you want, if you're in second place please message me with 2 games you want in order of preference and you'll get the one available, if you're in third place please message me with 3 games in order of preference. The prizes available are the following games on Steam:

Beholder 2, Severed Steel, We Were Here Together, Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Still Life, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Velvet Assassin, Fury Unleashed, Main Assembly, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, Rage in Peace, and Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos.