underorange: eschergirls: miss-ferrous

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eschergirls:

miss-ferrous submitted:

I came across this picture of Bayonetta by accident and for the life of me, I just can’t figure this pose out. UH anyone want to red line it and see if they can’t figure out what’s going on?

AH!  I didn’t realize that was her right leg at first, then I realized, with slow horror, what that limb was.  She looks broken in at least 2 places.

I am by no means an expert at anatomy but I figured I’d give it a go and try to figure out what is going on.

Anybody else notice that one arm is INSIDE her chaps and the other is not?  So, all those belts and buckles are an arm-thing on one side and actually a part of her pants on the other.  I challenge anyone ever to touch their shoulder to their upper thigh and keep their full upper arm running along it to the knee/elbow.  I honestly want to know if it is possible.

I don’t even.  Also, no clue where the fuck her left foot actually is, or why it appears to have a gun attached to it.

Now I’m even more confused than before xD