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star wars trading card art showing Leia in the Return of the Jedi bikini holding a staff in her hand and standing in a boobs and butt pose with her legs facing away and her torso turned to us, it has been photoshopped so her torso is thicker and not bent into a 2 dimensional pretzel

Edit of Leia Trading Card That Highlights How Weird The OG Is

card art of Ultimate Crystal from CCG Marvel War of Heroes showing Crystal in the infamous Greg Land Ultimate Fantastic Four Annual #1 pose (her torso being long and snaky and hip cocked even though she has no actual hips, her torso goes right into her legs) but with her hands edited to be at her side instead of up

More Crystal, More Problems

card from World of Warcraft TCG called "Infinite Brilliance" showing a blodoe elf with orange hair in a purple dress holding her arms out on either side casting magic, her torso is really tiny and thin and then bends 90 degrees back as her dress disappears into the ground

Infinite Rubber Elf

textless card art of Yuzu from Fire Emblem 0 cipher showing an anime girl with dark hair and a bushy tail wearing a ninja outfit that shows her legs, she is in a boobs and butt pose while jumping and the audience if looking up at her breasts and butt

Wind Jutsu?

close up textless art from card of "Huntress" from World of Warcraft CCG showing a purple skinned dark elf in a purple lingerie set sitting on top of a sabretooth tiger, she's holding a curved sword and sitting on it in a boobs and butt pose, her butt facing the audience viewpoint and her torso turned 180 degrees so we can also see both breasts

Poor Night Elf Huntress D:

card art from the City of Heroes CCG saying "Parried Attack" and showing a black haired white woman in a skintight blue leotard swinging 2 swords with either hand while surrounded by enemies, her butt and breasts are almost lined up and both facing the audience viewpoint

Rubber Girl - Braless Wonder

textless card art of Nephenee from Fire Emblem 0 cipher showing an anime girl with long green hair holding a pike and shield, she is in full green armor and standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience and her torso turned around to also face the audience

Yet Another Heroine Stuck In Quicksand D:

card art of "Human Sniper" from World of Warcraft CCG showing a brown haired light skinned human woman with red skintight boobsocks wearing furry gauntlets and skirt, holding a crossobow pointing it to the right while her legs point to the left going diagonally off screen with her butt facing in the opposite direction

"Card Art Taken Before Disaster"

textless art of character "Bayushi Kurumi" from The Legend of The 5 Rings CCG showing a dark haired Asian woman wear a red domino mask in a red top with her breasts pushing upward and out under her chin, her legs are pushed upwards with her legs bent as she lays down on the bed, her legs look weird and one might be detached from her body behind the other leg

Legend of the Boobs and Butts

card of "Doctor Rouge" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a doctor with a headband and glasses in a white lab coat and bra and stockins underneath, sitting in a chair with her legs crossed and turned in a boobs and butt pose

She's an MD in B&B

card of "Blazer Idols" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing 3 anime girls with bronw hair in red vests and white shirts and pleated short skirts hugging each other, the girl on the right has her butt basically visible to the audience and turned in a boobs and butt pose with her butt possibly disconnected

I guess the Bermuda Triangle explains what's going on

card art of "Cheer Girl Tiara" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a pink haired anime girl with long pink twin tail pigtails and yellow pom poms in a navy blue two piece cheerleader outfit with a short skirt, she is jumping up with her back arched at 90 degrees

When elasti-girl joins the cheer squad

card art of "Dragon Dancer Remolna" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a purple haired anime girl in a red battle bikini with a red dragon tail in a boobs and butt dancing pose holding a sword

More boobs and butt dragon dancing from Cardfight Vanguard

chromium trading card 13 of Cyblade from Cyber Force showing her running forward with her butt way above her head

Escher Cards

textless card art of "Dragon Dancer Monica" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a black haired anime girl with a dragon head hat and a dragon scale battle bikini and tight dark biking shorts type pants in a boobs and butt pose with her arms above her head

Boobs and Butt Dragon Dancer

card of "Succubus of Worldly Affairs" from Cardfight Vanguard TCG showing a pink haired woman with purple and pink wings coming from her sides, in a torn purple outfit, she is flying and turned in a boobs and butt pose

Boobs and Butt Pose of Wordly Affairs

card art of Marvel Onslaught trading cards of Crystal, red haired white woman in a skintight yellow painted on suit with boobsocks and she is shooting out some wind with her left hand that is seemingly melting, she is standing in a boobs and butt pose

Crouching buttcheek, Hidden Boobs and Butt Pose

promotional Japanese art of Magic: The Gathering card "Nyssa, Who Shakes the World" with an anime style elf girl with purple hair and a green outfit holding a staff twisting with her torso disconnected from her hips and legs

Tap to put your hips and torso back together

Gen13 Trading Card with Fairchild in a boobs and butt pose

Poor Fairchild

Bliss trading card from Gen 13 1995 series of cards, black haired cheerleader with her skirt flying up in a boobs and butt pose, one of her legs and butt tilted down so we can see both butt cheeks

Boobs and butt upskirt cheerleader rubber snake girl

Rainmaker Gen13 Wildstorm Trading Card by Jim Lee with Rainmaker (black haired native American heroine in a skintight jumpsuit) with her back bent over 90% to her butt

Seran-wrapped centaur heroine

vicemage: This card came up in my Magic

snakecest: I was looking at FE Cipher

From: She’s a chimera: part human,

barf:

The Future is Painful (Art from 1995

Topps card image of Princess Leia from Star Wars in her Return of the Jedi metal bikini, she is drawn in an almost boobs and butt pose, showing both her breasts facing the viewer and the side of one butt cheek and almost the second, her back is bent inward and her stomach and torso are like putty, it looks like she has no organs

Rubber Leia Redux

vabolo: I didn’t know the tumblr

rhube: I know it’s not a bad pose and

zeroissues: Don’t know if this has

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