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cover of "DARKSIDE" from Maximum Press showing Avengelyne (brunette in a black sports bra style top and black high thong and thigh highs) standing up with her back arched inward over 90 degrees and butt thrust back, she is holding two swords

Avengelyne being turned into a Screwdriver or Toothpick

panel from Thunderbolts vol. 1 #9 showing Black Widow in the rain in her black suit, she's holding her arms out her breasts are sealed in her outfit, her stomach is tiny and her knees are extremely tiny, it's similar in pose to the George Perez 1983 art

Widow (1997) vs Widow (1983)

Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff

cover of Avengelyne Power #2 showing Avengelyne in a white bikini and triangle bottom, she's standing with her leg bent under her hip and holding a sword, behind her is a demon

Ninja Beach Barbie Doll Activate

neverending pelvis

panel from X-Men Kingbreaker #3 showing Rachel Summers with a blue phoenix glow around her flying above a bunch of ships, one leg of hers is forward looking very plasticiney and the other is supposedly under and behind her but instead is just a stump under her hip and then a little stump behind her butt

Dissolving Phoenix

panel from X-Men: Kingbreaker 4 showing Deathbird slashing at Lilandra, Deathbird is in a boobs and butt pose with her butt sticking out behind her back very awkwardly as her chest turns to us

Deathbird Boobs and Butt

boobs and butt pose

panel from X-Men Kingbreaker #4 showing NIghtside (brunette white woman in a black and purple skintight suit) she is holding one hand forward and one arm back as if to punch, her back is bent 90 degrees and her butt is extending backwards almost as long as her torso, one leg is tucked in next to her crotch, she looks like a centaur

Centaurside

card art of Ultimate Crystal from CCG Marvel War of Heroes showing Crystal in the infamous Greg Land Ultimate Fantastic Four Annual #1 pose (her torso being long and snaky and hip cocked even though she has no actual hips, her torso goes right into her legs) but with her hands edited to be at her side instead of up

More Crystal, More Problems

cover of Avengelyne vol 1 #3 showing Avengelyne jumping with one leg pulled out and holding a sword over her head, her arms are tucked in very tight under her chin and she looks really strange

Avengelyne Baseball?

ridiculous fighting stances

cover of X-Men Kingbreaker #3 showing a woman in green with big boobsock covers over her breasts that hover in the air, her hips are cocked to the side but her torso looks kind of bent awkwardly at her hips and at her head

Lorna's boobs trying to nope out of there

runaway breasts

panel from Stormwatch vol. 1 #3 showing Fahrenheit, a woman in a silver skintight suit hugging her butt very tightly, and her butt is facing the viewer with one leg bent up and feet en pointe and the other one bent downwards and bending against her knee, she says "Finally, nice to see you people again" to a couple scientists in the background and they say "quiet Lauren - who sold you this list?"

Butt Focus

gratuitous angles

image from Marvel Swimsuit Special #2 showing Polaris (green haired pale skinned woman) in a purple bikini with choker, she's standing in a boobs and butt pose with her butt facing us and her chest turned to show her breasts

Boobs and Butt and Dinosaurs

boobs and butt pose

panel from Power Rangers Prime #1 showing a blonde girl in a red hoodie and grey sweatshirt and black pants jumping holding a sword and taking an arrow to the shoulder, her stomach is poofing out like she's pregnant (probably the hoodie poofing out) and her back is bent 90 degrees under her rib cage with her butt coming out at the end of it like a centaur

Power Centaur

cover of Shi: The Way of the Warrior TPB showing Shi (Asian woman in white geisha style facepaint) in a samurai helmet and neck guard, we are looking at her face in a close up shot, she is holding a sword with both hands on the side of hte page, her bottom hand has 5 fingers on it (not counting her thumb so she has 6 total fingers), it is otherwise well drawn

An infamous error

hands how do they work

page from marvel swimsuit special 4 showing nightmare (white skin man wearing shades and floating in the air crosslegged) and Roxanne (brunette woman with a shock of white hair in a green diamond cut in the middle of her chest bikini, she is sitting on the beach with one leg lifted up and bent under her hip like it's broken, her other leg comes from behind at a strange angle and looks disconnected, a tentacle is also reaching towards her crotch area

Which is scarier, tentacle or random legs?

panel from Avengers: The Crossing,showing Hawkeye and Black Widow back to back, pointing bows ad guns at the audience viewpoint, Hawkeye has his legs bent at the knees but back straight, Black Widow has her back bent inward over 90 degrees and her torso is like a snake, her knees are also bent, she has no butt but the snake S illusion makes it look like she has one, she looks like a wave-y piece of string

Natasha The Human Sine Wave

cover of Justice League International #67 showing Wonder Woman fighting a man in green armor holding a large rifle, Wonder Woman is being held by the neck as she struggles and pushes at the gun, she's in an extreme boobs and butt pose with her butt facing the audience and being attached at the back of her torso which is showing both breasts in her bustier to the audience too, other heroes and villains fight in the background and there is a civilian woman holding a baby in the foreground

Forcible Boobs and Butt

panel from badrock and company #4 showing a woman with short hair in a high cut jeans and camisole top with long rubbery arms and long legs three times the length of the rest of her bodyy, and standing in bare feet at home but also on tip toes

TFW You're Boneless and The Floor Is Lava

bizarre anatomy

panel from marvel swimsuit special 3 showing black widow (short red hair) with tanned orange skin in a black bikini top and thong, bent over by water, her back is bent almost 90 degrees above her butt and she looks kind of like a centaur

Orange Widow

Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff

panel from Avengers: United they Stand 5 showing Black Widow jumping down holding a rope with Hawkeye beside her, Black Widow's breasts are flying up and she's smiling as her legs are bent 90 degrees in front of her hips as if they aren't attached (boobs and butt pose with her feet blocking her butt b/c her knees are bent)

Natasha Wins Again

boobs and butt pose

cover of DV8 vol 1 #29 from Wildstorm showing 3 very badl drawn cartoon women standing in front of congress, the main one in the front is a blonde woman with metalic skintight outfit with boobsocks and angry look on her face and arms out to the side, she's lying forward into us and looks huge, 2 other owmen in weird poses are behing her, the foreshortening is all off making them look like they're falling over and their legs are shrinking, there's another woman behind them

DV80085

boobs don't work that way

panel from Team Youngblood 15 showing Riptide walking away from a man as he says "Riptide! could we talk?" and she says "About what Sentinel?" with the word bubble coming from her calf for some reason, her body is long and elongated and her butt thrust back, she's wearing a strapless swimsuit style outfit, her arms are bendy and one forearm is bending inward like a pipecleaner, her torso is like taffy

Angriest Ballerina Ever

the agony of the feet

Panel from Lady Rawhide vol. 2 #1 showing Lady Rawhide (white woman with red hair in a bustier and thong) on her hands and crouched legs sticking her butt out like she's about to poop,

Traced From... Something

Marvel Swimsuit Special #4 image showing Enchantress (blonde woman in a green headdress and green bikini, standing in the stand with her legs spread and her butt facing the audience viewpoint, she is bent inward at her back over 90 degrees with her chest turned to the side and she looks very rubbery. the text says "Surely not an invited guest, Enchantress works her spellbinding charm on a Hightown hotspot."

Pac-Back

Enchantress [Marvel Comics]

panel from Team Youngblood #9 showing Riptide in a boobs and butt pose bending down, her butt and legs seemingly disconnected from her torso, behind her is Masada looking a little compressed to fit the panel, Riptide says "Hey I'm not going to be part of Youngblood forever, and this might open some doors for me down the road" Masada says "Hmm but are you sure they're doors you want to pass through?" Riptide says "Ha! You're something else you know that?" Masada says "What?"

Maybe Riptide Is Literally Water

panel from Black Widow vol. 2 #1 showing yelena belova (blonde black widow) in a black crop top suit and pants, she's lying on the ground in a boobs and butt pose

Superheroine Rule #1 - Always Die Sexy

sexualized in defeat

panel of black widow vol. 2 #3 showing black widow lying on the ground holding her hands to her head, her outfit is painted on to show her muscles and her breasts flopping to the side, both nipples and areola are visible, it's clearly painted on herm legs are pressed together

Taking "painted on clothing" literally

spraypaint clothes

panel from Elektra vol. 3 #24 showing Elektra as a stripper with floating feathers covering her nipples , she has a string thong and bills on her waist, she's stabbing two men with sais, her chest and breasts are tilted 90 degrees to her torso coming out of her armpit

When pillow fights go wrong.

panel from Black Widow vol. 4 #7 showing Black Widow jumping backwards with her chest showing over her head (and cleavage as her suit is open in a V) and her legs behind her and she's shooting over her shoulder with her arm, she looks like a reverse spider

Like A Upside-Down Spider

Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff

2 panels from rose and thorn #4 from dc comics showing Thorn (red haired woman in a green bikini top and green mini skirt, thong, and thigh highs, fighting a dude, in the top panel she is pulling a scythe out of him while bending her back and thrusting out her butt in a C shape, in the bottom panel she's kicking him up with one leg, her stomach is bent forward with her hips flying out and looking strange

One Flexible Thorn

panel from Avengers the Crossing showing Black Widow in her 90s look (black outfit with red patterns & a brown trenchcoat like Gambit) jumping and kicking an enemy her thighs are thick but disappear into tiny feet, her chest is twisted up 90 degrees to her torso. The dialogue goes: Hawkeye: "I guess it was worth a try, eh, babe?" Black Widow: "It was Clint. It was. But if we are to die today, let us go out with style, my friend. Let us go out like AVENGERS." (Clint in the lettering looks like "Cunt")

I don't know if the art or the lettering is more unfortunate

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