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decade: 1990s

page from "Ex- Mutants" Consumer Electronics Show Special comic book that says "Character Designs" for "tanya" describing her as "Slightly Asian appearance, extremely sexually attractive with firm breasts, long legs, firm, flat stomach" with a height of 5'11" and weight 135, she is a black haired woman with slightly yellow skin in a green v cut strapless top that sticks onto her chest somehow, she has a black jacket and black leather pants and boots, oddly her legs aren't that long

So Cringe... and firm

ad for "Avengelyne: Armageddon" that says "The end has come" showing Avengelyne looking extremely thin and tiny with a waist too small for organs and indented 90 degrees, holding a sword wearing a black tube top bustier and thong, next to her is a massive dude with wings and a mask, he is easily 3 or 4 times as wide as her

The Two Comic Book Genders

double standards

picture from Gamepro #100 Nov. 97 showing the Colonel from Ghost in the Shell sitting ona bike, holding a bazooka over her shoulder, her boobsocked breast hangs downward in her skintight outfit on her side, she is sitting up with her butt facing us and her back and torso bent in a weird rubber way

Boob in the Shell (of Seran Wrap)

Ghost in the Shell

cover of Chastity: Rocked #2 showing a brunette woman in an orange bikini top and orange sash covering her legs, her hands are a melted mass of badly drawn fingers, her top has 2 faucet taps on her nipples and she's holding a glass of red liquid, a man sits in front of her

Nipple Faucets vs Melting Hands

hands how do they work

cover of Avengelyne Power #3 showing Avengelyne being held in the fingers of a large demon and her legs are attached weird behind his fingers, her head also looks very strange

TFW you break your action figure

page from marvel swimsuit special 3 showing wasp lying on a bench in a boobs and butt pose with her back bent 90 degrees like a centaur, with one leg kicks up en pointe and the other bent at the knee below, there are men behind her, she's in the exact same pose as black cat

Double Identical Centaur Boobs and Butt Pose

best of escher girls

cover of Hellina Kiss of Death 1 showing Hellina (orange haired woman with orange/tan skin in a black bralette and tiny black thong pulled so up that she just has two bare buttcheeks showing) she's courched down, sitting on her knees, her head seems squashed against her breasts and disconnected off her shoulders and she has no neck

TFW Your Body Sucks In Your Thong And Your Head

disembodied heads

cover of Marvel Thunderbolts vol. 1 #9 showing Black Widow in a skintight vacuum-sealed boobsocks outfit with her breasts lopsides on her torso and her hips really tiny and her thighs pressed together but still having a thigh gap in between, songbird is lying on her knees next to Natasha, Songbird's butt is facing the audience and her back is bent backwards as she faints/dies backwards with her eyes closed

Poor Black Widow and Songbird

organless torsos

image from Marvel Swimsuit Special #1 showing Wasp, Meggan, Guardian, and Aurora in swimsuits flying in the air, their breasts are anti-gravity and hteir limps are everywhere, sne some of their legs look very plasticine

Random Legs and Also Some Boobs

Panel from Punisher 2099 #6 showing Punisher shirtless in shorts holding the hand of a blonde woman in the foreground wearing a strappy black bra top with boobwindow and panties and standing in a boobs and butt pose with her back bent inward well over 90 degrees like a tiny triangle, Punisher says "Wow you're a 'natural'!" and she says "Yep, it's all me. No surgery on this bod. Just hard work keeps me in shape."

Two Different WTFs

panel from Detective Comics #691 showing "Lady Spellbinder" a woman with pink hair in a ponytail, and pink sunglasses, she's in a pink jacket and black crop top and a black thong bikini bottom with no pants, she's standing with her arms crosseed and her hip and butt cocked out at 90 degrees to her torso, she says "as the saying goes... I'll just have to show you're wasting your time"

The Case of Lady Spellbinder's Torso and Missing Pants

cover of "DARKSIDE" from Maximum Press showing Avengelyne (brunette in a black sports bra style top and black high thong and thigh highs) standing up with her back arched inward over 90 degrees and butt thrust back, she is holding two swords

Avengelyne being turned into a Screwdriver or Toothpick

screenshot from "Gidyy" visual novel showing a red haired anime girl in a white tub top and mini skirt lying on a white bed, her torso abruptly turns over 90 degrees at her bellybutton and her legs are going out at the same opposite angle as her head (i.e. she's shaped like a v), she isn't turned on bent, she's lying flat on her back and butt

Human Boomerang

panel from Thunderbolts vol. 1 #9 showing Black Widow in the rain in her black suit, she's holding her arms out her breasts are sealed in her outfit, her stomach is tiny and her knees are extremely tiny, it's similar in pose to the George Perez 1983 art

Widow (1997) vs Widow (1983)

Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff

cover of Avengelyne Power #2 showing Avengelyne in a white bikini and triangle bottom, she's standing with her leg bent under her hip and holding a sword, behind her is a demon

Ninja Beach Barbie Doll Activate

neverending pelvis

compilation image of marvel swimsuit issue images, on top left is Wasp posing in a boobs and butt centaur pose, her legs on the ground and torso 90 degrees upward, pushed up by her arms, her butt and boobs are twisted to face us, on the right is Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) looking orange and in a similar pose and her knees on the ground and arms pushing up with her back bent 90 degrees, on the bottom is Colossus emerging from the water

Marvel Swimsuit Special compilation

picture from Gamepro #100 Nov. 97 showing the Colonel from Ghost in the Shell sitting ona bike, holding a bazooka over her shoulder, her boobsocked breast hangs downward in her skintight outfit on her side, she is sitting up with her butt facing us and her back and torso bent in a weird rubber way

Boobs, Boobs, The Magical Fruit

snippet from Wizard Magazine #84 showing Rogue fighting Wonder Woman, Rogue's butt is sticking to the side and she's in a bent snakey pose, her breasts are in boobsocks, she's holding Wonder Woman's lasso and opening her mouth like she's talking or yelling, Wonder Woman is off panel and you can only see her chest and legs

Caption Contest: Rogue vs Wonder Woman

caption contest

snippet from Wizard Magazine #84 showing Rogue fighting Wonder Woman, Rogue's butt is sticking to the side and she's in a bent snakey pose, her breasts are in boobsocks, she's holding Wonder Woman's lasso and opening her mouth like she's talking or yelling, Wonder Woman is off panel and you can only see her chest and legs

Rogue what are you doing

ridiculous fighting stances

card art from Marvel Masterpieces trading cards of Black Cat (white haired, white skinned woman in a black catsuit and white gloves and boots) lying on a building roof railing, one leg is stretched back and bent at the knee, the other stretched down on the roof, she's propped up in a boobs and butt pose, her breasts facing us and her butt twisted to face us

A True Cat Pose

boobs and butt pose

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