December 2024 Caption Contest Winners!
It's been 2 weeks so it's time to pick the winners for the December holiday caption contest!
I got a lot of submissions this month and they were all really good, so I had a lot of trouble choosing. However, I managed to pick which I think are the winners! This month I'll pick 3 winners and 3 honorable mentions.
Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired. If you won and want a prize, please contact me. Also, as mentioned at the start of the contest, I've also added SuchArt as a potential prize if you won and would like that. :3
Honorable mentions can get a prize if any of the winners decline (I will contact you if that happens, you'll be picked randomly.)
So here are the entries, organized by the platform they were submitted on:
Fedi/Mastodon:
waitworry: "hey check out this toe!"
yassie_j: Where the hell is the rest of that body, oh my god
Disqus:
Alan D: Fired from the Nativity play for being the wrong kind of ass.
"Anybody know this bum?"Demma10: "I've found Avengelyne's legs. Now to go find the rest of her."
GreenLuthor: She's got legs... but I don't think anyone knows how to use them.
Imry: "Sorry about the concussion, but trust me, you'll thank me later. Those people were NOT your friends -- if they were, they wouldn't be trying to get you to play League of Legends."
P J Evans: "Which one of you ordered these legs?"
wipdottxt: "I've got one scantily-clad woman already, there's just 2 more left to go!"
Tumblr:
awlwren: "Hurry up! I need someone to open the trunk so I can put the props in, and I think your ventriloquism dummy is crushing my costume!"
chameleonsynthesis: "Hey, the store was sold out of whole turkeys so I hope everyone is fine with just legs."
chaoscheebs: "Ugh, I knew this part-time job helping Santa was going to be a pain. I'm gonna have to take it up with Odin after I deliver the last set of hyperrealistic lap pillows..."
dsknsk: "Sigh...being appointed Santa and having no time to put anything decent on is ONE thing, but to think anyone actually put this pair of disembodied legs on their wishlist is another! I'm going to look for someone else to do this, because I'm out!"
fyrenwater: "I hung sexy stockings on the fireplace and all I got from Santa were these sexy disembodied legs."
harukami: "Detached legs! I got detached legs for sale! Any would-be centaur girls in need of some detached legs?"
haveievermentioned: "Whelp. Someone wants to make steamed hams"
hsavinien: "Newly-harvested buttnana limbs! Get 'em while they're fresh!"
magista-manyshaped: "Disconnected body parts delivery. Who ordered the spare ass?"
milkawa-and-co: "Stay positive ! I have lost only half my clothes and you, just your torso ! It's better than the disaster at the last New Year's party !"
paternalnerd: Santa had better give me that new spine and a digestive tract after I'm done delivering all these real dolls for him
silveraptor (via email): In the tune of Jingle Bells:
“Checked into the hotel,
In full Viking cosplay.
The traffic sure was hell,
But I think I found a date!
She’s way into the brand,
Got her and my axe in hand.
This seems to me like a lot of grief for an all-girls one night stand!
Oh! Escher Girls, Escher Girls
What a wild ride!
Bending chicks like twizzlers taking butts-n’-boobs in stride!
Oh! Escher Girls, Escher Girls
I feel like we’ve been screwed!
Like Vicky’s Secret it’s all because there’s too many horny dudes!”spider-honey: "I told you NOT to get white-girl wasted before the con rave! You do this every year!"
therealityhelix: "Where do you want the lower half of this mannequin?"
twilight-owl: "Delivery! I got your set of disembodied legs here, where do you want them?"
varaeya: I NEED to win this Escher Girls Triple Crown to afford my back surgery! No one will know that I cheated!
zombiemollusk: "what? the pirates wanted booty for christmas, so that's what i got."
The honorable mentions go to: Imry, waitworry, zombiemollusk
The runner-ups are:
- In third place: silverraptor with the extremely creative Jingle Bells riff!
- In second place: fyrenwater: "I hung sexy stockings on the fireplace and all I got from Santa were these sexy disembodied legs."
And the winner is... chameleonsynthesis: "Hey, the store was sold out of whole turkeys so I hope everyone is fine with just legs."
Congratulations to all the winners and thank you so much to everybody who participated!
This caption contest was great and I really enjoyed reading all the captions! They brought a smile to my face at a time when I really needed it.
I hope everybody is having a great holiday season and will have a great Christmas (if you celebrate) and a very happy new year!
Stay tuned in January for another caption contest! (possibly winter themed)
If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list. It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)
If the winner or the runner ups don't claim a prize, then I will pick from the honorable mentions randomly to claim a prize if they want one.
The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Aragami, Garden In!, GoNNER, Hotel Giant 2, Peachleaf Pirates, Riot: Civil Unrest, Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun, Shortest Trip To Earth, Such Art: Genius Artist Simulator, Survivalist, and Uncertain: Light At The End.