November 2024 Caption Contest Winners!
It's been 2 weeks so it's time to pick the winners for the November caption contest!
We had a lot of submissions this month and they were incredibly INCREDIBLY good, so I had such a hard time trying to decide who won. The early captions were really good and I assumed that I already had my winners but then the later ones were great too, so it was tough. Also I just assumed most of the captions would be horny and I was impressed that most weren't and also impressed by how creative the captions were. I did not see the "forcing a pet to take medicine" theme coming but in retrospect, I should have.
Anyway, I'll pick 4 winners (in order) and 4 honorable mentions because I had so much trouble deciding.
Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired. If you won and want a prize, please contact me.
Honorable mentions can get a prize if any of the winners decline (I will contact you if that happens, you'll be picked randomly.)
So here are the entries, organized by the platform they were submitted on, christor5 submitted theirs with an edited image, which I really liked, so I edited the other winners' captions into the images too, but christor5's is their own edit, not mine.
Fedi/Mastodon:
Cuteroll: "damn girl you got a fat cock"
Morning Song: "I SAID... Her EYES are up THERE"
yin yang yoink: "Maam, she's real. Not generated. This hair took us whole day. it's too late for the hands."
Disqus:
Demma10: "Okay, we're doing the adults version of the laughing clowns game then."
Imry: "You've escaped from your dentist appointment for the last time, Avengelyne. This time you'll pay... in a way your insurance doesn't cover!"
Karmazyna: Oh, so it's THAT kind of a Halloween party...
Kim Wincen: "Yeah, I know I warned you they take following through with your dares in the after hours staff lingerie games seriously... now if you deepthroat the banana the officer is going to have to take you to theme park jail..."
P J Evans: Another one of those diorama pages, where there's no action....but someone has an atomic wedgie.
Tumblr:
angarus-valentius: "Oh! I've seen this on the internet."
angrybidoof: Puppy girl needs help from her friends to take her medicine
anna-neko: "listen, listen... I know they hired us for a sexy dance bachelor party, but you gotta wear a REAL UNIFORM first, before stripping down to this. Where's the tease if you're already wearing barely-there fishnets & painted-on panties"
atomicmosaic: Forced to Drink Milk stock-photo meme
awlwren: "I know it tastes bitter, but the vet said this is the only thing that will help your joints stabilize!"
chaoscheebs: Standing blonde: Finally, we caught you. Do you know how much that kid cried when you stole that giant bootleg Squirtle plush from the balloon pop booth?!?
Uncomfortably seated blonde: I'D DO IT AGAIN FOR SQUIRTLE!
Cop lady: You do know this can and will be held against you in a court of law, right?
christor5: "Drop it. What's that in your mouth?! You can't eat the shooting range bullets. Bad!"
differenttriumphdragon: "See this!? This is what public indecency *looks* like!!! This is what you've brought upon the attendees of this park!!! Are you proud of yourself!? Are you happy that you've worn nothing but electrical tape with families present!?!?"
ghost-zoast: #avengelyne instead of gawking you might want to start running #the fashion police is coming for you next
harukami: The winner for the panel most overtly copied directly from porn goes to...
haveievermentioned: "Okay. Now that I've finished with one of you, time to check the other for lice!"
insanityisfine: #the officer is checking for lice but I have no idea what the blonde lady is doing #providing moral support? #shilling for an anti-lice mlm?
jeshala: If this doesn't get her to swallow her heartworm medicine without spitting it out, we'll have to try hiding it in a pill pocket.
milkawa-and-co: Woman in red : I swear Officer, we have a permit to shoot our lingerie collection here ! Stop pulling my friend's wig !
nonplussedtaco: "Keep holding her mouth open, officer! It's time for her medication! You don't know how hard it is to pill a cat(girl), even in human form!"
pandaslowpoke: "By reason of copyright infrigement the lord Michael Mouse declares you guilty, you shall now be executed"
siklo: "Avengelyne, we can't go through this every time you need to take your vitamins."
universe63: "No,sorry officer. She didn't steal my electrical tape. As you can see, I only use red. Though I prefer to apply it way more painfully."
The honorable mentions go to: angrybidoof, haveievermentioned, Morning Song. universe63
The runner-ups are:
- In fourth place: chaoscheebs: "Finally, we caught you. Do you know how much that kid cried when you stole that giant bootleg Squirtle plush from the balloon pop booth?!?" "I'D DO IT AGAIN FOR SQUIRTLE!" "You do know this can and will be held against you in a court of law, right?"
- In third place: Imry: "You've escaped from your dentist appointment for the last time, Avengelyne. This time you'll pay... in a way your insurance doesn't cover!"
- In second place: christor5: "Drop it. What's that in your mouth?! You can't eat the shooting range bullets. Bad!"
And the winner is... siklo: "Avengelyne, we can't go through this every time you need to take your vitamins."
Incidentally, this is the first winner from Tumblr in 6 months (Disqus and Fedi have won the last 5 times), so congrats to siklo for breaking the Tumblr drought!
Also congratulations to the other winners and thank you so much to everybody who participated! I know this has been a really rough month for so many people, and I hope you at least had a little fun with the contest amidst everything else going on.
Next month is December and there will be a special holiday themed caption contest coming up, so stayed tuned.
If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference... I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list. It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)
If the winner or the runner ups don't claim a prize, then I will pick from the honorable mentions randomly to claim a prize if they want one.
The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Aragami, Frog Detective: The Haunted Island, Garden In!, GoNNER, Hotel Giant 2, I Am Fish, Ittle Dew 2+, Peachleaf Pirates, Riot: Civil Unrest, Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun, Shortest Trip To Earth, Survivalist, Tunche, and Uncertain: Light At The End.