

Use Plasticine Decoy Women To Lure Dinosaurs and Profit
TFW your legs are made of plasticine and you're afraid to step in dinosaur poop so you walk on your tiptoes all the time. Relatable problems.
Also, she doesn't quite have Liefeldian leg-to-torso ratio but it's up there.
(Cover of Shahrazad #0, Big Dog Ink, submitted by anonymous)