September 2024 Caption Contest: Hentai Goddess?

While restoring old "War Goddess" posts, I ran into this cover of War Goddess #0 (Boundless Comics, Corner Store Comics Variant) which I thought was perfect for a caption contest.  I thought about saving it for October since it's a Haloween theme, but I have some other ideas for October, so let's just do this one now because I have a feeling you will all have some great captions for it.

Anyway, so... caption this! What's happening?  What's she saying/doing?  The caption can be narration or dialogue or poem or whatever you want.  Be creative! Be funny!

Winners can claim a prize from their choice of Steam codes I've gathered through the years, but you do not have to play for prizes, you can just play for fun if you want!  No pressure!  The number of winners will be determined by the number of entries.

As usual, you can submit your captions to me using Disqus comments below, on Tumblr using reblog, reply or DM, or by emailing me at eschergirls@gmail.com.  You can also send me your captions on Fedi/Mastodon if you use that.

The contest will run for 2 weeks and close at the end of Friday, September 20, and winners will be announced on Sunday (the 22).

Good luck everybody!  Have fun!