July 2024 Caption Contest Winners

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the July caption contest!

This month we didn't get many submissions (and most of them came from the Fediverse* which I think is kind of interesting) which I think is because I chose a picture that had too much going on and I wasn't clear what I thought people should caption.  I meant for people to caption the girl at the front, not that people had to sus out what was going on in the screenshot, though as somebody on Fedi pointed out, the screenshot did have a girl with 3 glowing blue nipples. xD

But we still got quite a few submissions, and they were really good so I had some trouble picking winners.  Since there weren't that many submissions, I will just pick 1 winner and 2 runner ups.

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.)  The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun. 

Anyway as usual here are the entries, grouped by the platform they were submitted on:

Fedi/Mastodon:

adriano: the blue sword is the best to get a slice of that cake.

arichtman: we don't need to grind, we got three nips, it's meta! E z clap chat

guffo: First thing that came to mind was "ASS TACTICS: BATTLE BUTTS"

Ordinating Aether Show:  - What do you mean by "sophisticated tactics?"

- Well, there are giant thirsty women all over the battlefield. You have to use them for cover!

- I don't see the "sophistication."

- They writhe on the ground, switch between suggestive poses and occasionally crawl to each other for a hookup.

- ...and this allows us to surprise the enemy's flank. I see!

- Also you can influence their behaviour through a dating-sim mini game.

(I actually want to play this now 😂)

PJ Evans: "Boobs and butt-erflies"

waitworry: that one girl has three glowing blue nipples
 

Disqus:

Imry: Guns? Swords? Pfft, primitive tools for a less civilised age. Here we deal with our enemies with only the most refined, elegant, and sophisticated weapons and tactics: siccing a 30ft tall lady on them to use her giant ass to destroy them with horny.

Leak: "Beyond Fantasy" probably just means they copied their "Sophisticated Tactics" right out of old fairy tales, like the good ol' "Poisoned Apple" from Snow White (pictured on the right as a Tetris block)...

Tumblr:

mechalink: Tactics so sophisticated you can sit your bare ass on them!

zoeritto said: Regarding what “Sophisticated Tactics” means, it obviously refers to their marketing strategy. Sensuality = Desire, so if we put a bunch of sexy women on the screen and you find them desirable, that means you desire the game as well! Because the game is the vehicle through which you can interact with them! Do you want her? Are you paying attention? Do you want to play with her? 

Annnd the runner-ups are:

• In third place: mechalink: Tactics so sophisticated you can sit your bare ass on them!
• In second place: arichtman: we don't need to grind, we got three nips, it's meta! E z clap chat

And the winner is... Imry: Guns? Swords? Pfft, primitive tools for a less civilised age. Here we deal with our enemies with only the most refined, elegant, and sophisticated weapons and tactics: siccing a 30ft tall lady on them to use her giant ass to destroy them with horny.

Congratulations to the winners and also thank you so much to everybody who participated!

Please stay tuned for a new caption contest in August where I have a good picture planned I think people will enjoy captioning.

If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like.  If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference...  I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list.  It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)

The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Riot: Civil Unrest, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten Kings, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, The Hong Kong Massacre, Trifox, and Uncertain: Light At The End.

*(If you're wondering how to follow me on Fedi, I'm @ami_angelwings@urusai.social)