ad for "Hero Clash" mobile game showing a 2D cartoon image of grass and underground with a "tunnel" dug into it in the sihlouette of a woman with her legs spread with heels on and a doge head between her legs (crotch area) with the text "Draw lines with your fingers Save the doge"

January 2023 Caption Contest: ... what

1. Apparently this game is super far from what they try to advertise and then this add, and another I'll submit are totally a great way to advertise a mostly fake game.

2. Here's the other ad for the same game and it might be worse than the other.

I combined both submissions into one since they're related. This is the weirdest way to advertise your game because I think they think this is sexy but it just looks like she's trying to poop out the doge in the first ad, and give birth to it in the second???

Anyway I think this is perfect for January's caption contest! Since these are game ads, this is a different kind of caption contest.

Here's the instructions:

Pretend you know nothing about this game and come up with an advertising tag line for either or both images!

If you do only one, say which one you're doing, image 1 or 2.

Best captions win! As usual, I'll award Steam code prizes for the winner and runner ups. Winners will be announced on the last Saturday of the month!

Good luck everybody!

(Ads for Hero Clash, Glaciers Game)

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