"Here why don't YOU be the knight and lie in the boobs and butt pose all day?"

I don't know what she's supposed to be doing here.  Is she defending herself?  Is she defeated?  Is she handing you her sword because she's tired out from her modeling gig and being in the boobs and butt pose all day and wants you to defend the realm for once? 

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