card art of Unicorn Valentina Summoner from Legend of the Cryptids showing a blonde hair ivory skinned woman in a white backless dress cut in a V to show her buttcheeks with her back bent at the small of her back 90 degrees and leaning back a lot holding a staff with a unicorn behind her

Unicorn summoning is dangerous business

Submitted by Anonymous

I think to keep her unicorn company she's transforming herself into a centaur as we speak. It would explain a lot. That or she's trying to teach the unicorn math and is currently demonstrating what a right angle looks like.

(Card art of Unicorn Valentina Summoner from Legend of the Cryptids, Applibot Inc., Mynet Games)