cover of comic book "Super Angry Birds" with large muscular anthropomorphized birds with hands and feet and pecs, one is naked in the front and pointing, another is wearing a white t-shirt, another is running in a beige trenchcoat, another is flying in a superhero costume

Those unrealistic birdy standards

B. Bird from S. Street submitted:

Look at the unrealistic birdy standards we're forced to live up to.  I tried to show this to my best friend but he didn't understand it because most people can't see his body anyway.

Definitely hard agree.  It's so unrealistic.  Birds don't have hands (present company excluded of course)!  And why does a bird need to wear clothes anyway?  It's just emphasizing their breast.  Also, I didn't know you're best friends with John Cena!  Say hi to him for us.

(Cover of Super Angry Birds, IDW Comics)

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