Vampire wedding tradition mandates at least one boobs and butt pose

In vampire tradition, the bride throws the bouquet and whoever catches it is the next one who will get to have a boobs and butt wedding.

Also I assume the vows went something like: "Do you take this woman to be your wife, to live together in unholy matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, and to keep her in sickness or boobs and butt poses, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall not die?"

(Cover of Vampirella vol. 5 #25, Dynamite Entertainment)